all right here we go letter number one dear dave have you ever dropped water balloons
on pedestrians and traffic below from a new york city building eric bolinder lancaster
pennsylvania let's say where they have no tall buildings uh you know it's you shouldn't be
doing that because uh people can get hurt but paul and i i must admit we have in the past
dropped the water balloons remember that oh yeah do you mind if i show them we're like
oh tape of it yes right here we it's presented in the form of a memory watch this
are you ready here we go
yeah you know maybe we shouldn't have frozen them
all right so yeah that's a problem we froze them that's the problem right there
letter number two
what what
hey dave i like monkeys do you stephanie davis uh
what's going on over there so far this is the best rehearsal
i like monkeys view stephanie davis kenosha wisconsin well it's a it's a fascinating question
and here now to debate both the pros and cons of the issue do you like monkeys please welcome
mujibur and siri jewel ladies and gentlemen the late show debate
tonight's topic do you like monkeys
i like monkeys i don't like monkeys
oh no you hate to see that
this has been the late show debate
all right that's fun go on like that for a hour all right boys that's good that's fine
bring the thing down so we don't when you bring the thing down is
it possible to bring we don't need to see that later that same night
uh dear dave thank you boys
dear dave do you and alan ever hang out rebecca boyer kalamazoo michigan this is a question about
our uh announcer alan calter and you know as a matter of fact allen was nice enough to invite
me to dinner on the sunday last that's all right you didn't know about that night oh yeah sounds
lovely though oh well yeah i remember it it's one of those i remember as though it were something
we videotaped hello everybody this is dave dave these are my parents how you doing nice to meet
brother carl and his son petey hi mister
i'm not very hungry
oh god is that creepy how creepy is that oh man that's very creepy
number four dear dave i love it when uh your cue card boy allen cue card boy alan no it's not alan
at all it's tony gets mad and runs off screaming in spanish can you get him to do that tonight
jim gorman scarsdale illinois uh arizona i don't know um scottsdale is it scottsdale or scarsdale
i don't know oh shut up what do you care uh uh tony do you do one of those rant things like you
do like you're you know like you're angry at me like your rant and stuff in spanish
so
now people people love this so well come on back here tony people love this so
well we've actually produced an instructional home video
so you can learn from one of the greats how to rant uncontrollably in spanish here take a look
i am very very angry with you
you upset me very much
god
tony mendez ladies and gentlemen say goodbye
you