for coming in today.
Uh, group therapy, I know it can make men a little uncomfortable.
But I guarantee you
your communication skills will improve.
Well, why don't we start with you, David.
Um, okay.
So I know Lisa-- that's my wife.
Um... she thinks we just hit a bump in our marriage
but the thing is, um...
for the last few years
I've had a secret family in Tampa.
It sounds bad.
David, there are no judgments here.
That must be very painful
for you to have a secret from your wife.
It's the worst.
Have you given any thought to a remedy?
Well, yeah, I was thinking, um...
maybe going on a sunset boat ride for our anniversary?
Take her out in the open ocean,
drug her,
throw her in the water so she drowns.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
How do we-- uh, what do-- how 'bout we say for now
that you do nothing?
Well, it's not for a couple months.
Okay, good, so...
So don't do anything-- do nothing.
Uh, and, uh, Ben.
Do you have a share?
My deal is a few months ago I told my wife
I was going on a business trip.
But in truth,
I went on a two-month sex tour of sub-Sahara Africa.
So that.
How do you feel?
How do you feel about that, how do you feel?
Honestly... great.
That was the best trip I ever took in my life, hands down.
If you ever get the chance to go...
Really? Go.
Is it expensive?
Yeah, it's crazy expensive...
Okay, okay, well, that'll be interesting
for us to research on our own.
Oh, yeah, all right, so,
as a result of my trip now
I'm in a ton of debt.
I'm hiding it from Karen
and I just don't even know how to bring it up to her.
That's a difficult conversation to have.
Maybe we could all brainstorm
some solutions together.
Oh, well, I was kinda more thinking, you know,
probably just chop her up in little pieces
and drain her bank account.
Okay, uh, you know what,
I wanna just pause here, uh...
Um, first of all,
no one feel any pressure to unload everything... today.
It's the first day.
And then also, um, maybe as a group we can...
we can come up with, uh...
with a solution to Ben's issues
that don't involve him murdering Karen.
Um... he can hire somebody to kill Karen?
Oh.
Great, okay.
I didn't even think of that.
Um, you know what-- how about...
Let's all work together here
and come up with some solutions,
uh... where we can keep Karen
alive.
Alive... Alive.
Oh, what if I bury her alive?
Okay, that-- no.
Just kind of like meeting halfway.
At the end of that, she would still be dead.
Sebastian...
Sebastian, we haven't heard from you, yet.
So, I've been playing fantasy football
with this same group of guys for years now.
But, uh, my wife, Darflin, she nags me
for spending so much time on it.
I just wish she could understand that that's just
time I'm using to like zone out.
Have you tried expressing to your wife
that's just time that you need to decompress?
I don't know.
But, and the other part of it is
last weekend I fucked all the guys in the fantasy league
and I never used any protection
like... at all.
And... we did everything.
Um, you are, uh, I think you're putting
Darfla's health at stake.
It's Darflin.
Darflin's health at stake.
You're kind of obligated to tell her.
I know that on paper, that-- that's the right thing to do
but you just have no idea how high-strung she is.
I really think the best thing to do
is just sneak up behind her and break her neck.
Okay, okay.
Is it really easier to kill her
than it would be to just talk to her?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Well, yeah, 'cause I think, if I, if I,
if I told her it would probably kill her anyway.
Babe, are you ready or what?
I told you 8:00.
Yeah, but I'm hungry now.
Ten minutes.
Can't we just wrap it up?
Go to the car.
How much longer can these guys
talk about their feelings.
Get in the fucking car. Let's go.
You get in the car.
Chop, chop, come on. Close the door.
Close the door.
( door shuts )
I'm so sorry about that everyone.
Sometimes, I don't know what to do.
Well, you could slowly poison him over time or something.
Yeah, it'll just look like he got sick. Yeah.
Or-- off of what David just said,
uh, you go on a hiking trip, right?
Then when he falls asleep,
you shoot him with a gun
that you got off the Mexican internet.
They have their own internet?
Yeah, it's mostly just for guns.
But, uh... it's untraceable.
It's not hard, I got the number if you want it.
Yeah, I'd love the number.