- It's getting serious in here.
(beatboxing)
(laughter)
Take my coat off for this.
(hula hoop swooshing)
Wait.
Hey, what's up?
I'm Lauren Jauregui.
If you didn't know,
I'm a singer-songwriter and I dance and stuff.
Today we're going to find out what my secret talent is.
My real secret talent is...
(beep)
...you'll find out later.
Oh my God, I haven't done this since I was a kid.
I probably don't remember.
Let's see.
Guys, I don't remember.
I really don't know what to do.
I should have (beep) Googled this.
(laughter)
This looks promising!
Let's find out who's lying.
I'm just kidding. I'm not talking (beep).
I gotta have something decent before I start talking (beep).
Did she do it? Did God come through?
Guys, look at this (beep).
You are not going to catch me slipping.
(beep)
The aerodynamics aren't great,
but that bitch looks like a plane.
(bell dings)
Watch out, crafty girl!
How do you want me to do detailed in a few minutes?
See, they're setting me up,
they're setting me up all right.
I like drawing all kinds of things.
I love flowers with my whole heart.
So I'll draw a lot of flowers.
I like drawing hands, coincidentally.
(bell dings)
This is how I shuffle.
People shuffle differently.
But I shuffle like this.
(cards shuffling)
And then those would be the ones that I read to myself.
- [Producer] Tell us more about your tarot experience?
- I just check in with my spirit team, right?
So like I have angels, guides, spirit guides, my ancestors,
God, and they speak to me through cards,
if I ask them questions.
I do it for myself.
And I do it for like really close friends that need help or
are in a moment of like where they just want a message.
I channel pretty intensely in those moments too.
(bell dings)
Yeah. I'm a healer, channeler, all kinds of things.
I love that you guys are literally just watching me sculpt
David out of Play-Doh like,
what reality is this?
Like what in the simulation is going on here?
This Dave is looking Davidy.
This kind of looks like the finger from the,
please zoom in,
from the hand earlier.
It's giving finger.
Oh, shit.
(laughter)
I tried.
I'm really taking this seriously, guys.
I'm sorry.
When I say I'm an artist, I mean it.
(bell dings)
(beep)
(laughter)
I (beep) killed it,
I (beep) killed it!
Come over here.
Please witness this.
Please witness this man.
I did this (beep)
I got the leg, I got the hair,
I got the peepee on point,
the hand placement, the pectorals,
the dimension like,
Michelangelo who?
Look at this man.
(bell dings)
Against all odds.
I can only do one eyebrow.
I can only do one.
I've had this moment in the mirror many times,
cause she has a life of her own.
Like you'll see her in pictures, like.
You know, she goes up, but the other one, like.
Is this the mirror? Thank you.
I'm like trying to feel it out.
(losing horn)
No, it's not working.
Did that look cute on camera?
(laughter)
I'm not a psychic!
44, 22, 23.
(losing horn)
(beep)
Kinda close!
And by the way, 22 was going to be my first one.
This one.
I'm very meticulous when I want to do something, so.
It's all about strategy, people.
Look at, I love the little mist that keeps coming off of it.
Ya esta!
Voila!
(bell dings)
I did it, in one try!
Does it count?
(laughter)
It doesn't, it doesn't reach.
It doesn't reach!
(losing horn)
I'm sorry, I don't have a long tongue.
But she's still cute.
MMMMMM.
No.
(laughter)
Mmmmm, hmmmmm, mm, mmm, mhhmmmm.
I feel like I look crazy.
Hello.
Do I win?
Hi. My name is Mighty.
(laughter)
I can't do this.
(losing horn)
I'm done.
I'm done. You guys are taking my mystique away.
Z, Y, X, V, (losing horn) U,
no, I already (beep) up.
There's a W.
Z, Y, X, W, V, U, P?
(losing horn)
Q, (losing horn),
R (losing horn).
No, S comes after R.
S, R?
(laughter)
Let's start again from the top.
Z, Y, X.
Those are easy.
(sped up high pitched talking)
How do you forget the D?!
F, E, D, C, B, A.
I got this one (bell dings) yay!
She did so good,
she used her head so hard.
(laughter)
This is sexual, man.
I saw (bell dings) where I had to put my teeth.
And then it was just about unraveling at that point and
sucking a little.
Once upon a time.
There was a queen,
and she lived in a castle in the faraway land.
And she had a lot of disciples that were actually elves.
And so these elves were her people and they just would walk
with her places and they would do little miracles and
heal people in the kingdom.
That's why she was the queen because she was...
Think about it, right?
You're living in a kingdom and you're so used to all of
these men, who are coming in and destroying things and
killing people and along comes a woman,
who's like a healer (bell dings) with her little elves.
Like, of course you're going to nominate her to be queen.
Elves are actually also deadly, like.
They came in and really like (beep) people up.
It was a little Game of Thronesy,
but it's okay, because now she rules with love and peace and
just took the bad people out.
And now they heal people.
(beatboxing)
(bell dings)
I win.
When I was little, I used to love this (beep).
(bell dings)
Gonna take my coat off for this.
(hula hoop swooshing)
(fail horn)
Wait.
It's getting serious in here.
(hula hoop swooshing)
(fail horn)
(hula hoop swooshing)
(fail horn)
(laughter)
(hula hoop swooshing)
(bell dings)
That was smooth.
So I learned that I'm a Play-Doh sculptor,
like who knew?
It was super fun.
I'm curious to revisit how to make a paper airplane now.
If you guys want, I have some music out,
I have a project EP called Prelude
and it has seven songs and they're bops
and you should go listen to them.
Like you can vibe to them, but they're a little emo.
Peace!
(smooch)
(laughter)
Did I do it?
Did she do it, did God come through?