We were walking up and down Ocean Drive and all that
and I was getting, "How you,"--
the "How you doin'" is a virus, okay?
(audience laughs)
It's a virus.
I even slipped and took some selfies with people.
Yeah.
But the one thing that I discovered is,
when you come up and you do this.
(audience chatter and laughing)
Touching is more off limits to me than a selfie.
Like touching.
Even when you take a selfie,
you lean, don't touch, click.
Especially when it was, it was humid.
The sun never shined, but it was hot.
The sun never shined, but I don't care
'cause I don't sit in the sun anymore
on account of I got a bunch of moles removed
and I'm just not messing around with the sun.
But, but.
No.
Don't do that!
(audience applauding)
(laughing)
So Kenya Moore has got her peach.
Woohoo Yeah
She's coming back to the "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
she posted a picture with a caption,
"I was hungry so I snatched a peach".
Well you know what, I think it's great that Kenya's back
'cause she's got the peach.
You know, they probably only signed her
because she probably finally agreed.
Because I said "Then get of the show if you're not
gonna include the baby and the man", you know.
'Cause that's what we wanna see, we wanna--
Aaw! Yeah uhuh.
Cute right?
Yes!
She waited all that time but it all worked out,
she got the baby and the man.
So anyway.
So filming has already started and rumor is
that she's not getting along with Eva Marcille.
Ooh!
Well so we'll all see it unfold.
By the way Andy's coming on a Thursday show, yeah uhuh.
(audience applauding)
Yeah, I really didn't want to guest it all.
I wanted it to be like a serious
couch guest or anything I wanted my birthday,
I want it to be all hot topics and Ask Wendy,
and maybe a runway fashion show or something.
Yeah.
Yeah we have a little something going on
to fill in the rest of the show, yeah a little filler.
(audience applauding)
But so then they said, "Well Andy's available"
and I said "Well he's like having a guest
"but not really a guest because he's, you know,
"Andy talks that talk".
So Thursday's gonna be fun with Andy and meanwhile
Phaedra has a new man.
Yeah.
Uhuh.
Don't you think she gives up the good sex?
Uhuh.
I do, like we've talked about this before.
There a lot of people you just don't picture putting it down
but Phaedra.
Wild and sloppy in my mind.
In my mind, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely.
(audience applauding)
So, her new boyfriend's name is Medina Islam and he's 35.
And there he is.
Well honey, look at her hold onto him and you know
when the blinds are closed and the lights are down,
it's going down.
According to our friend's at Daily Mail TV
they were spotted on a date.
Look at them go!
Yes! Uhuh.
So like I said he's 35, he has no children,
I don't know what he does for a living.
(Audience chatter)
Perry's show, yeah. Oh wait, oh he's on.
You know that, he's on Tyler Perry's show.
So you recognize, he's an actor who looks
like Babyface to me.
Um the have's and have not's
Yeah, oh!
Yes, so he's got his own money and he has no kids though.
So Phaedra you be careful.
Because.
(audience applauding)
I don't know if you're going there again,
I don't know if you're going there again.
You already got your children with Apollo
and you got your body back and stuff
and we're not changing Pampers anymore.
Nu-uh, right!
So.
(audience applauding)
I hadn't been on a JetBlue in years by the way.
Really?
The seats are gigantic!
And the workers are, you're lovely!
And by the way, I flew down with a boy on JetBlue
but I flew back by myself I had a big Yankees hat on
and some glasses but you really can't hide all this, so.
(audience laughing)
But I was flying by my--
I do a lot by myself, I like my own company,
I am my own best friend and--
(audience applauding)
I sat down, I had all this room for my 40 inch legs
to really just do their thing and there's
a TV right here at the seat.
And I had a good book, I started reading
the book from Walmart and it, nice!
I said next to people, the man he kept,
he ate oatmeal like this, you know, slurp.
There was a baby crying the entire flight,
the entire flight, way back there,
but you know what, I was like,
"Let me just relax, chill out".
And then at the end as I was getting of the plane
'cause I was like "Ooh this is really good",
then the stewardess came and she gave me a note and said
"Wendy we didn't wanna blow up your spot,
"but if me and the girls",
you know the girls who work the airline,
"could take a picture with you at the end,
"it'd be really great".
So you know I didn't end up taking the picture
'cause that would've slowed up the line
and blown my cover and I still had to walk through JFK
to get in the car to get back to my apartment.
So I just gave her the wink and so shout-out to you all
at JetBlue, thank you.
(audience applauding)
I don't know, I don't know who I've become.
Did you see me at Ariana Grande.
I did see that over the summer.
I was invited by her.
Whoo!
Wait what? Oh yeah.
No this happened during our five week thing, I lost my note.
It's somewhere sweaty somewhere but I remember it, right.
So they make it so that I'm standing in my own perch
and I had on my ponty shorts.
I have them in like every color, I love 'em.
So I had on my ponty shorts and a t-shirt
and my jacket and I'm grooving to--
I'm like, I mean I know I talk about her a lot
on Hot Topics and I always will just because I make friends
with people, you're not gonna mess up my Hot Topics
for my people.
But it was a really good show Ariana
and I haven't thanked you over the, this.
But thank you for your invite, you're really beautiful,
you're talented, you sang your behind off
and danced at the same time.
I was like pfff.
(audience applauding)
Okay.
(clearing throat)
Attention Wendy's staff who was with me during
the six week sneak peek.
Today, today 11 years ago we first hit TV.
(audience applauding) Yes.
There I am, yup.
(audience cheering)
Eh!
Yup!
The old set, that dress is now in the Smithsonian
with the wig and stuff but yup that's our first show ever.
I don't know who that is, who is that?
(laughing)
You know what, that's what I was trying to say on TV,
just calling people out of the audience like,
"Help, I'm on live, I don't know where this is going
but I have a radio shift to do at two o'clock, please help".
In the meantime thank you for watching
and thank you for sustaining this messy show.
(upbeat trendy music)