>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
MY NEXT GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN, WITH A VERY ANGRY
VOICE, WHICH YOU CAN NOW HEAR IN THE MOVIE "ROCK DOG."
♪ >> THAT'S RIGHT, BOTH
KNEECAPS -- YEAH, REALLY GIVE IT TO HIM.
OKAY.
GOTTA GO.
BYE, MOM.
CAN WE GET A RED CORD TO GO WITH THE RED PHONE?!
COME ON!
RIFF, YOU'RE BOTHERING ME.
>> WE'VE GOT MOVEMENT OUT HERE.
A MASTIFF IS HEADING OUT.
>> WHAT?!
A MASTIFF IS LOVING SNOW MOUNTAIN?
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME LEWIS BLACK!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪
>> Stephen: LEWIS, LEWIS, LEWIS -- SOFIES TO SEE YOU -- SO
NICE TO SEE YOU.
WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE 1997, WHEN WE FIRST STARTED
WORKING TOGETHER ON "THE DAILY SHOW."
I HAVE SEEN YOU ANGRY THROUGH FOUR PRESIDENTIAL
ADMINISTRATIONS.
IS THERE ANYTHING UNIQUE ABOUT YOUR PRESENT LEVEL OF ANGER WITH
THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION?
( LAUGHTER ) >> I DID A LOT OF HALLUCINOGENS
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER IN ORDER TO PREPARE ME FOR ANY EVENTUAL
REALITY, AND I NEVER SAW THIS ONE COMING.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH.
WELL, LET'S TALK ABOUT SOME SPECIFICS HERE BECAUSE IT'S BEEN
THEORY UP UNTIL THIS PAST WEEK AND NOW WE'RE INTO THE REALITY
OF IT.
WHAT D DO YOU MAKE OF THE IMMIGRATION BAN?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT'S INTERESTING IS TO SEE THEM -- IS TO WATCH
THEM -- THE AMOUNT OF ENERGY IT MUST TAKE FOR THESE PEOPLE TO
TURN BULL (BLEEP) AND INSANITY AND MEANNESS AND MAKE IT LOOK
REASONABLE, HOW DO YOU DO IT?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SOMETHING I SHOULD HAVE SAID AT
THE TOP -- WHEN YOU GO IN TO, YOU KNOW, WORK ON THIS, WE SHOW
IT LATER, THIS IS LIVE TO TAPE, PIXELATE MY FACE AND MAKE MY
VOICE FAKE, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THAT BIG BABY YELLING AT ME.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: IT'S A DEAL.
IT'S A DEAL.
NOW, THERE'S ALSO GOING TO BE A VOTER FRAUD INVESTIGATION.
TRUMP HAS CLAIMED FOR A LONG TIME THAT THE VOTE WAS FIXED.
>> YEP.
>> Stephen: AND THEN HE WON.
YOU CAN'T WRITE THIS (BLEEP)!
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: AND THEN HE
CONTINUED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT, WHICH WAS VERY INTERESTING,
WHICH WAS VERY UNUSUAL TO WIN AND THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT IT, AND
THERE IS GOING TO BE AN INVESTIGATION NOW.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: DO YOU IMAGINE ANYTHING'S GOING TO COME OF THAT
OR WHAT DO YOU IMAGINE IS GOING TO HAPPEN?
>> FIRST OFF, LESS THAN HALF OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE VOTED.
PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO VOTE.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
O, IF THEY DON'T LIKE TO VOTE, WHY WOULD YOU THINK THEY
WOULD LIKE TO THEN COMMIT VOTER FRAUD?
YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THEM INTO THE BOOTH!
>> Stephen: WHERE IS THE PROFIT MARGIN?
>> THERE'S NO PROFIT IN IT AT ALL!
>> Stephen: IF ONLY WE HAD PEOPLE CHEATING AT VOTING, THAT
WOULD MEAN MORE PEOPLE WOULD SHOW UP TO THE POLLS.
>> EXACTLY!
AND RUNNING AROUND TOWN AND STOPPING IN AT SHOPS TO HAVE A
LITTLE LUNCH BEFORE THEY CHEAT SOME MORE!
HELPING THE ECONOMY OUT.
( LAUGHTER ) THEN THE DEAD PEOPLE ARE VOTING,
THE DEAD PEOPLE ARE VOTING!
THE REASON THOSE PEOPLE ARE DEAD IS BECAUSE THEY HAD TO VOTE SO
MANY TIMES.
>> Stephen: THEY WORE 'EM OUT.
NOW, THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE -- A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE
BEEN WORRIED ABOUT TRUMP'S COZINESS WITH THE RUSSIANS.
LIKE, THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS RELATIONSHIP IS WITH VLADIMIR
PUTIN.
SEEMS TO LIKE VLADIMIR PUTIN.
>> SEEMS TO.
HE LIKES PEOPLE WHO LIKE HIM.
>> Stephen: HE GOT ON THE PHONE THIS WEEKEND WITH VLADIMIR
PUTIN.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: DO WE KNOW HOW THAT CONVERSATION WENT?
>> I DON'T REALLY CARE BECAUSE YOU DON'T TRUST ANY LEADER WHO
TAKES THEIR SHIRT OFF IN PUBLIC.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: SO NO PRESIDENT
MATTHEW McConaughey, then?
>> NO, NO, NO!
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S PRETTY TEMPTING.
>> SERIOUSLY, OOH!
>> Stephen: WHAT ABOUT YOU?
DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT DOING ANY POLITICS YOURSELF IN YOU
COMPLAIN ABOUT IT, BUT HAVE YOU EVER THROWN YOUR HAT IN THE
RING?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) PEOPLE SEEM TO LIKE THAT IDEA.
>> YEAH, IF THERE WAS A YEAR, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE I RAN.
WHO KNEW YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO KNOW ANYTHING.
( LAUGHTER ) BUT I LEFT POLITICS.
I WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THE ONLY MEN WHO EVER WAS THE HEAD OF THE
JUNIOR PROM COMMITTEE.
I RAN THE JUNIOR PROM ON THE PROMISE --
>> Stephen: IN HIGH SCHOOL.
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
SPRINGBROOK HIGH SCHOOL, SILVER SPRING.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YES, WE GATHER EVERYWHERE.
>> Stephen: THE REST OF THE COMMITTEE IS HERE TONIGHT.
>> YESIREE.
WE'RE HAVING A REUNION.
( LAUGHTER ) WE ENDED UP SPENDING A -- I RAN
ON THE THING THAT WE WOULDN'T SPEND A LOT OF MONEY.
I WOULD PROVIDE THE CHEAPEST PROM EVER.
THA>> Stephen: THAT WAS YOUR CAMPAIGN PLEDGE?
>> THAT WAS MY CAMPAIGN PLEDGE.
AND THE THEME WAS SHOW BOT BOAT ( LAUGHTER )
LOOK IT UP!
♪ OLD MAN RIVER ♪ >> YOU KNOW, WE WERE IN THE
SOUTH, CHARLESTON, HOO-HA.
SO THE IDEA WAS TO PUT -- COME ON, YOU FOLLOW THAT LOGIC.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
O IN ORDER TO DECORATE THE PLACE, I HAD THE BRILLIANT IDEA
WE WITH'D GET SOME BRICK WALLPAPER TO PUT ON THE BLEACHER
SHEETS AND THEN ON THAT WE WOULD PUT HONEYSUCKLE.
SO WE WENT OUT TO COLLECT HONEYSUCKLE AND IT TURNS OUT IT
WAS POISON IVY.
( LAUGHTER ) SO A LOT OF THE KIDS, IT WAS
CHEAP, BUT A LOT OF THE KIDS, YOU KNOW -- THERE WAS A LOT OF
SCRATCHY STUFF GOING ON.
>> Stephen: YEAH, PROBABLY CHAPERONES DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO
WATCH 'EM.
NOBODY WANTED TO GET DOWN ANYBODY'S PANTS THAT NIGHT.
( LAUGHTER ) LEWIS, LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
>> ALWAYS A PLEASURE.
>> Stephen: LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
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