>> EMOJI NEWS.
I'LL SHOW A NEWS STORY WRITTEN ONLY IN EMOJIS AND YOU'LL TELL
ME WHAT YOU THINK THAT NEWS STORY IS ABOUT.
SO, WHO HERE THINKS THEY KNOW THEIR EMOJIS?
PUT YOUR HAND UP IF YOU KNOW YOUR EMOJIS.
ANYONE AT ALL, REALLY, DO YOU?
OKAY, OKAY, COME THIS WAY.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M WELL.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> James: I'M WELL.
WHO ARE YOU?
>> I'M ALI FROM ATLANTA.
>> James: I SAID WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?
AND YOU SAID HOW LONG YOU'RE HERE.
WHAT ABOUT IF I ASKED YOU HOW LONG YOU'RE HERE, DOES THAT
CHANGE, SO I SAY HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO BE HERE?
>> I'M HERE WITH SCHOOL.
>> James: WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING?
>> COMMUNICATIONS.
>> James: COMMUNICATIONS.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: WOW, HOW'S THAT
WORKING OUT?
(LAUGHTER) >> PRETTY GOOD.
>> James: WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WHILE YOU'RE HERE IN L.A?
>> I'M TAKING CLASSES AND INTERNING.
>> James: WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR FUN?
>> I WENT ON A 14 MILE BIKE RIDE.
>> James: BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR FUN?
>> I'M HERE.
>> James: BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR FUN?
>> SEEING YOU.
>> James: OH I LOVE YOU!
NOW LISTEN -- THAT IS VERY SWEET!
(APPLAUSE) >> James: NOW DO YOU USE
EMOJIS A LOT IN YOUR LIFE?
>> YES.
>> James: WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE GO-TO EMOJIS?
>> OF COURSE THE LAC LAUGHING ON >> James: VERY GOOD.
YOU THINK YOU WILL BE ABLE TO DO THIS?
YOU THINK YOU NEED PRACTICE?
>> MAYBE.
>> James: I WANT TO LOOK AT THAT NEWS STORY AND WHAT THAT
NEWS STORY MIGHT BE.
>> A BLOND WOMAN WALKING HER DOG WAS ARRESTED AND TAKEN TO THE
HOSPITAL.
AND HAS TO GO GET MEDICINE AT THE HOSPITAL.
>> James: TO BE CLEAR DO YOU THINK THAT STORY MADE THE NEWS?
THE NEWS?
A DOG PEED ON A FIRE HYDRANT AND HAD TO BE TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL.
I'VE HEARD OF SLOW NEWS DAYS.
>> I'VE READ IT.
>> JAMES: POLICE IN KENTUCKY ARRESTED A WOMAN WHO ATTEMPTED
TO USE HER DOG'S URINE TO TRY AND PASS A DRUG TEST.
SHE JUST TOOK A URINE TEST, TURNS OUT IT WAS 100 PERCENT
THAT BITCH.
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING, YOU'RE LOVELY, HAVE THE BEST LIFE.
WHO ELSE IS HERE?
DO YOU KNOW YOUR EMOJI?
OKAY.
ABOUT THAT WAS A CONFIDENCE LOOK YOU GAVE ME RIGHT THERE.
>> I LOOKED RIGHT AT YOU.
>> James: YOU DID, YOU WENT WHOA!
JUST FOR OUR AUDIENCE AT HOME WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
>> MY NAME IS JOSHUA ROYSMAN.
>> James: WANT TO SHOW YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER AS WELL?
JOSH HAS CHOSEN TO STAND ON A HIGHER STEP THAN ME.
HE'S GONE BACK UP!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: SO JOSH WHAT DO YOU
DO, HOW IS YOUR LIFE WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> I'M A THIRD YEAR STUDENT AT UCLA.
I'M NEWLY SINGLE -- >> James: WHAT HAPPENED?
>> RAISE TROUBLE IN PARADISE.
>> James: NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHO ARE YOU HERE WITH?
>> THIS IS MY GOOD FRIEND ALADDIN.
>> James: DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED?
TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED?
HE'S NEVER GOING TO TELL ME.
WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S (BLEEP) (BLEEP) ALARM.
DON'T GIVE ME THE BRO CODE, GIVE ME THE NO-CODE.
>> BETWEEN HIM AND ME.
>> James: JOSH JUDGE, WHAT HAPPENED?
JUST GIVE ME THE BROAD BRUSH STROKES.
>> OKAY.
>> James: WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I GOT INTO DETAIL, I WANTED TO FIGURE OUT COLLEGE.
IT'S TIME TO GO OUT TO COLLEGE LIFE.
>> James: NO, IT'S NOT BAD, YOU'RE VERY WISE BECAUSE IF IT'S
RIGHT AND IF IT'S TRUE AND IF IT'S REAL IT WILL COME BACK
AROUND.
AND I THINK YOU'VE DONE THE RIGHT THING BY GOING I'VE GOT TO
GET TO KNOW ME, I'VE GOT TO GET TO KNOW SOME OTHER PEOPLE.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> James: AND IF IT'S LOVE, IT WILL BE.
I DIG THAT JOSH, YOU MADE A VERY BOLD AND WISE DECISION.
>> I APPRECIATE THAT.
(APPLAUSE) >> James: SO IF YOU'RE NEWLY
SINGLE, WOULD I BE RIGHT IN THINKING YOU'VE BEEN USING SOME
EMOJIS AND YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN THROWING OUT THE ODD EGGPLANT
HERE AND THERE, WOULD THAT BE RIGHT?
>> YES, SIR.
>> James: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE EMOJI, WHAT IS YOUR
GO-TO?
>> IT'S THE FRISKY ONE, THE SIDE ON THE FACE.
>> James: NEVER THOUGHT OF IT AS FRISK 80.
THAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ME.
YOU SAW IT AS FRISKY AND I SAW IT AS CURIOUS.
ABOUT DIFFERENT PHASES OF OUR LIFE THAT'S ALL IT IS.
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK IS GOING ON HERE.
>> OKAY, SO FRENCH INDIVIDUAL, I CAN'T TELL IF IT'S A MAN OR A
WOMAN OR A PERSON WAS PLAYING SOCCER, AND HE WAS TALKING ABOUT
A LOT OF SMACK, AND THE EGG PLANT REALLY THROWS OFF, THE
EGGPLANT COULD BE USED IN A DIFFERENT CONNOTATION WAY.
>> James: IT'S THE CONNOTATION YOU THINK IT IS.
>> SO TWO GUYS GOT CAUGHT DOING IT IN A FIELD IN FRANCE.
>> James: THAT IS NOT THE STORY.
BEFORE YOU OPEN THAT, WHAT IT IS, A FRENCH SOCCER PLAYER
WAS ARRESTED AFTER BITING HIS OPPONENT'S PENIS DURING A MATCH.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE VICTIM TRULY DID LEAVE EVERYTHING ON THE
FIELD.
THANKS FOR COMING.
THAT'S EMOJI NEWS.
AFTER WE COME BACK ALISON BRIE AND WILL FORTE ARE GOING TO BE
HERE.