(upbeat music)
(bright classical music)
(peaceful Asian music)
(uptempo orchestral music)
- Pak Jang-Mi will tell you that she's not a chef.
But her food screams, Pak Jang-Mi is a chef!
(peaceful Asian music)
(hot oil crackling)
(coughs) One day, I got a call
from a buddy who said,
"Hey, we're gonna go on a trip to get a special meal."
And I said, "Okay, Sicily or Paris?"
And he said, "None of the above."
- Okay.
Excuse.
Excuse me.
You got one already! (sighs)
Okay.
Excuse me!
(sighs)
- Just be careful, 'cause they didn't pave this.
I know, it's like, people come here.
Oh my god, ooh, get with this, get with this!
Oh, hug the Buddha!
- Excuse me, uh, no--
- Ooh, little Buddha date!
- Excuse me, no picture please!
- Oh, she is so cute!
Okay, wait!
Oh, I love that one!
Hi, hello!
(gasps) Look at this one!
- Oh my god, I love the pink one.
I know that makes me basic, but I don't even give a.
Will you get a picture of me with it?
Okay, oh my god, if I fall in, I'll kill myself.
I will kill myself.
Alright, how's that look? - Excuse me, excuse me.
- Let me see, let me see.
Okay, send that to me. - Excuse me.
- Selfie time!
- Ah. - Say twinsies!
- Oh, pick up garbage, please.
- Oh!
Pick up garbage, please!
I get it!
I'm carrying garbage with me wherever I go,
and I need to take care of my garbage
- No, I mean this garbage!
- I'm in South Korea, yeah, it's great!
(speaking in foreign language)
- Too loud!
Our emotions are too loud inside of us.
We have to quiet them down!
I get it now!
Ma, Ma, did you hear that?
(laughs) I'm getting so much enlightenment!
- No, no you talking too loud!
Uh, no pick flower!
- Oh, right!
I can't pick the flowers.
The flowers have to pick themselves!
Just like how I need to pick my own self up
and ask my boss for a raise?
(laughs)
Oh my, guys!
(intense Asian music)
(fire crackling)
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Why, where, how, when?
Now.
She said, "What if soup was hard?
"What if salad was loud?
(salad crackling)
"What if you got a bagel with cream cheese,
"but the cream cheese was the bagel, and the bagel
"was the cream cheese?"
- I mean, she really mixed up the adjectives
you'd use to describe food.