- It's like one of those,
you know when you buy Bluetooth devices,
like Bluetooth speakers especially.
And then sometimes you buy like the off-brand version
stuff from China
and you put it on as a voice command in a Chinese accent
Right.
(accent) "Your Bluetooth device is connected successfully."
(laughing)
Right.
I own a couple of Bluetooth things like that.
It's the most hilarious thing.
- So funny.
I have like two of those, at the moment I do,
I remember it now my,
- Who is that voice actor?
The one woman, her voice is every where,
in every, "Made in China" Bluetooth device.
- She's the most paid voice actor
in China.
- She is the queen of the knock-off Bluetooth.
- Yeah.
(laughing)
Or as she calls it "Bluechooth"
"The Bluechooth dewise iz konnekteted successfullay."
- The Bluechooth.
(laughing)
Oh my God,
(laughing)
let us know listeners,
if you have any rip-off, knock-off Bluetooth devices
and send us an Insta story recording that.
It's hilarious.
- I think my friend has that.
She bought one that was a knock-off one.
That was pretty funny.
- Yeah, I have one that's a karaoke mic.
- Oh my God.
- I bought a karaoke mic from Amazon.
They came with that knock-off Chinese woman voice.
You turn it on,
"The Bluechooth dewise iz konekteded successfullay."
and then if you wanna pair it,
"The Bluechooth dewise iz ready to pah."
(laughing)
To pah
- This started out as a podcast
celebrating like Asian culture and now it's just turned
into us making fun of Asian people.
- It's just funny, isn't it?
- It is.
You have a Bluetooth device with a strong Chinese accent.
It's just really funny.
(laughing)
- Oh my God
Do another one.
- Imagine if she actually had a,
she actually doesn't have an accent
but she went into the recording booth
and then the people of the Chinese officials are,
"Okay, we want them to know it's made in China."
So go, press play.
At first she says,
"The Bluetooth device is connected successfully" and no,
no, no, no, not Chinese enough.
We wanna let them know
this is a rip-off made in China
So amp up your Chinese-ness, lady
How can China establish worldwide domination
if no Bluetooth speaker has a Chinese accent?
(laughing)
- Do you think that this is conspiracy,
that this is China's way of making people
get used to the Chinese accent?
- Yeah, I think so.
- And they're starting with the Bluetooth devices.
- Because clearly, China being such a large country.
I'm sure you can find someone with like a
less strong accent with a more neutral English accent.
Right, to record it.
But they did it on purpose.
(laughing)
- I like this theory.
This is a conspiracy theory I can get behind.
I think you're right.
- As she's recording in the booth.
Okay "The Bluetooth-" "stop stop stop",
Not Bluetooth.
Bluechooth
Bluechooth, okay?
"Okay the Bluechooth device"
not device, "Dewise"
Say "Dewise"
there's no V sound in Chinese syllables.
Dewise
(laughing)
- "Is paired"
No, no, no, not paired.
PAAAAH-ED
(laughing)
- Okay now from the top,
Let's go.
"Er... The Bluechooth dewise iz konnekteded successfullay."
All right, we got a wrap people, yes!
(laughing)
- Now get out before the next hour starts or
we'll have to pay you for that too.
Oh, that's so funny.
- That's a sketch right there.
- That's really funny.
We're gonna make that sketch
- You can play the role of the woman.
All right.
(laughing)
- That's hilarious.
Oh gosh.
- So are you excited for your
hopefully non ripped-off Mac book?
(laughing)
- Hopefully it's not ripped off.
- Opening it up,
"Welcome to Mac book AAIHHH"
(laughing)
SERECT YOUR RANGUAGE!
- Oh my God
What's happening?
(laughing)
Nigel is crying.
(orchestral music)
He's being racist towards his own people,
and he's crying with laughter.
(laughing)
- It's not racist if you are the same race.
- Oh my God,
Oh Nigel, this is what's gonna get you canceled.
That's so funny.
(laughing)
Oh my God
- So,
what color did you get?