I normally don't wear beanies
But um my hair is oily as fuck so I'm ditching the beanie actually it just was kind of
Hmm, I don't know bad vibes from the beanie
Hello guys, what's up?
It's Emma welcome back to my channel. Ew, I've never said that I have never said that and I'm not gonna start today
Let's try that again. Hey guys okay, that's it. So, today we're gonna be doing a super uplifting fun, heartwarming
Inspiring, beautiful video just to end off 2018 or 2017 don't get too ahead of yourself Emma. To end off
2017, I decided it would be kind of kind of cute if we just did a little uplifting video to warm the hearts of the
People you know today, I'm going to be reading my hate
Comments, this is so unique probably seen a bazillion people do this before I've even done this before if you want to watch it
It's linked down below Check it out if you want to you know a lot of you were like don't bring attention to the haters like whatever
But you know what I think that reacting the hate comments is
Healthy for those who are receiving the hate comments because it makes you be like do you know what?
They're probably right so today, I'm going to be reading specific hate comments, not just any comments
Let me explain so recently I did a podcast with my friend Cody and Kelsey love them both to the moon and back
Actually, do you know what, the Sun and back and it was loads of fun
I had many coffees before I was extremely hyped. I was excited. I was pumped I had fun
I talked at a hundred miles per hour
And it was a lit ass time some people didn't really like me so much. You know what don't don't cry because
Hold on. Don't cry because it happened
Don't cry because I haven't smiled because it happened don't cry because it's over smile because well, then okay
Don't cry because it happened smile because it's over no wait
Don't cry because people are hating on you smile because you love yourself
Today I'm going to be reading the hate comments from that podcast quick little hashtag
Disclaimer actually I mean I don't I fucking hate YouTube disclaimers
They rub me the wrong way, so I'm just not gonna do one
Let's just get started there were an alarming amount of comments
Just saying that I'm a little bit annoying
Which I understand in this context because I will link the podcast down below. I was a little bit amped
Let's just see what we have here Jesus. She's fucking annoying okay. Holy shit. This bitch is annoying
Yeah, I'm 12 minutes in pretty clear
She's gonna hijack the entire podcast fuck this tried skipping around wherever I landed. She was being annoying well. I gotta tell ya
you know
Okay, I think she's kind of annoying. I don't know she talks a lot
If you think about it, I mean I'm not trying to roast you
I ain't no RiceGum okay ow fuck how annoying is this bitch well
I think it just depends on the day some days. Oh my god lock the doors and throw me in the street
I feel bad for my parents because I am just annoying but other days. I'm chill. There's a lot of variables here
How many coffees did I have did I have three?
I'm probably gonna be annoying if I have zero coffees how annoying am I gonna be?
Still annoying moving on from the annoying comments
There are only about ten of em
And then the rest were just a lot more mean I used to be afraid of being called annoying like that was my biggest fear
But then after reading the other comments
I realized oh annoying is the least of my worries this girl needs to calm down
if you know anything about
Females actually do you know why I'm gonna get hated on if I just say females if you don't know about human beings in general
When you tell them to calm down, it's just like 'ZOINK' they go off the next line of comments
We got was about an illegal substance is she on coke now
I would make a joke and act all naive and be like oh are you talking about the drink no?
I know you're talking about cocaine and you know what I'm sixteen years old, and I am a child of the Lord
That's actually a joke I've never been to church
I need to stop making these Church jokes cuz I'm just offending more and more people and I'm so sorry
One or two coke comments would have been funny there was like 30 of them is this bish on coke, okay?
Don't try to act all hard and be like you know talk about drugs, and then use the word bish
Are you five years old use the word bitch throw some balls ya pussy
I'm sorry is this Emma girl okay? She talks so fucking fast. It feels like she's on coke
With Emma on cocaine okay forget an 'E' there ya stupid hoe. Sorry, I'm gonna try to be the bigger person here
I'm kind of hating on my haters. They don't deserve hate
They're already probably having their own inner demons that are just running amok
So I'm not gonna add to that let me try that again was Emma on cocaine oh, honey number one no
I was not on cocaine but number two you forgot an 'E' sweetie. You forgot it was that better trying to be nice
I want Emma's coke dealers number shit must be straight from Colombia
haha
You should be a comedian
I bet Saturday Night Live is looking for someone like you bet that comment got like four likes cuz like everyone else was like oh
Is emma on coke you came out here, and you took the creative approach?
I might as well just hand my channel over to you take over
You're a creative god so moving on there was another little chain of comments here
And I took offense to I consider myself a hipster. Haha don't know about you
I listen to indie music. I wear glasses
Sometimes I even wear beanies. There is a little bit a controversy about my hipster shit Emma
The schoolbook millennial. Okay, wait
I think that I thought that like millennial and hipster means the same thing and I don't think they actually do okay
Do you know I think all Millennials? He says are hipsters right ladies and gents see I'm a millennial
Let me take it to the step further I bet we can all agree right guys
Oh, I bet we can all agree right people's peeps right peeps anyways. I think that Millennials
There's no such thing as a schoolbook millennial. We're all just taking our lives one step at a time
I'm taking this fucking shit off actually do you I know I have to keep it on cuz it's like part of it none of
us are the same we're all different role taking our different paths and
Standing up for what we believe in and we're also really sensitive, and that's why I'm offended by these comments
She's kind of pretentious, lol
We get it you're edgy and original with your taste in music and shit I bet you listen to fucking I don't know Bon Jovi
You know what learn from me? I try to step outside the box and you're calling me words such as
Pretentious and what do you mean? Lol we get it you're edgy and original with your taste of music and shit, okay?
Actually wait do you know what? Hold on this bitch is actually trying to compliment me. She hates me she hates me
But She did say that I'm original with my taste in music and shit
So do you know why I'll take it moving on from hipster shaming uh-huh even though I am a hipster
It's kind of what I do on the weekends like my weekend job during the week. I'm just a normal teen on the weekends
I'm a goddamn hipster blub the podcast watch every single one, but absolutely fuck this basic ass bitch
I feel like I'm in high school again listening to this entitled bitch. Go die in a forest fire this one
You know what I mean this one definitely kind of and this one really hurt my feelings
Called me a basic ass bitch, which as we've discussed earlier. I am very much a hipster
Offended they called me an entitled bitch
But then last but not least told me to die which is a little bit extreme
Originally when I first read this. I definitely took it to heart you know
I mean they really hit me at all the soft spots vulnerable spots
I read it again, and I realized they don't even know how to spell the word
entitled I'm pretty sure I learned how to spell that in fifth grade and
At least spell shit right because I want to be able to take you seriously next time there's a forest fire
I guess I'll go jump in it for you. Thank you so much as you can see there are some trends here
There was a lot of things that people were
Specifically calling me out for and another one would be my use of the word like I'm aware that I use it a lot but
It's a helpful word. It's like I
Just said it right now
I'm a teen I'm a
Relatable hipster teen and we only use the word like because I'm that's just what we say these days like
Okay I'm gonna stop like like like like like like like like shut up you uneducated
Bitch that comment kind of sounded like something I would say
Hahaha someone count how many times Emma says like ha ha ha ha that's so fucking funny. Holy shit
you know what would be even better if we made a
Drinking game where every time I said the word like someone took a shot bring this to your next high school party
I'm telling you everyone will be drunk by 8 p.m.. I'm surprised no one came up with that down in the comments
I am so surprised. No one came up with that
Oh wait, huh?
They did come up with that, and it wasn't just one person
It was like 45 fucking people fun drinking games drink every time
Enema says the word like enema enemas a fluid injected into the lower bowel by the way of a rectum
Also in another note if I had to take a shot every time Emma said like I'd die
In the first five minutes of the video LML in within the phone LMAO. Love you girl wait what the fuck
Love you, too, girl. Okay. No sorry about that one. Um take a shot every time Emma says like
Take a shot every time Emma says like to euthanize yourself
That's a little dark and last but not least this one's actually the most creative one. I've seen yet
Take a shot every time Emma says like
Moving on her voice makes me want to hurt children
You know what this actually works really well for us all I'm a child so you can hurt me and then my voice will go
Away, and you won't ever have to hear it again, her vocab seems O be limited. She just makes sounds
Do you know what I need to learn from you fam because you just used a word I didn't even know existed
You seem to be advanced to a whole new level that I haven't even experienced in my lifetime yet
Maybe even my fucking dimension. You must be on a whole nother damn dimension. You just use the word
O, just O as its own goddamn word and I didn't even know that you could do that
I don't even know what it means listening to Emma talk makes me exhausted. Ah the classic
I tire you out good luck when you have kids. Oh wait you probably won't because you're an asshole glad. I watched this
Okay, I don't know why this comment got like mixed up in this slide. I watch this
I know not to check out her channel. That's where it is
Don't check out my channel you fucking pussy
Don't check it out cuz guess what you just got featured so don't check it out cuz you got featured so like you don't want
To see that do you pussy?
Okay, can't wait to be done with this my self-esteem is so low right now
You know what fuck you actually my self-esteem is at an all-time high. I'm fucking really tall really good-looking really athletic
I fucking love myself. I love me
I love me if you want to listen to an annoying child there we go with the annoying again
But that's the least of my worries remember for an hour and a half. You've come to the right video well
Joke's on you stupid hoe. Sorry. I forgot him being nice joke's on you. You're funny friend there it is
I'm gonna call you funny friend from now on this is a podcast
not a video
Jesus fucking christ mouth diarrhea as fuck i'm seven minutes in and I need to take a break
It just means that your brain. Can't comprehend a lot of words at once. It's not my fault. Oh my god kid stop talking
had to stop this podcast her voice hurts my ears. It's not that bad
Geez this girl needs to slow down within the first five minutes
She went through an entire phone book yowza slow your voice down whoa whoa whoa back up the presses not only
Did you just use the word phonebook, but you also used the word yowza and they're next to each other
Do you know what this tells me this tells me that you are a 50 year old mother?
You are a mom go tend to your children go talk about phone books and yowza at your goddamn book club
Also, is that really a good influence on little Jimmy?
You're the one who's fucking out there
Yelling at other kids moms because the kids are saying the f-bomb in front of your little Jimmy well look at you
You're not any better telling me to slow down
Telling me I went through the entire phone book and this video would be 15% shorter without the word like this whole like shit
I'm over it, but you know what I like. It's like I
Just said the word like, like 10 times here's a funny thing
I actually commented on the podcast and said like the quirky Queen. I am three coffees before filming
This wasn't the best idea because I'm right it really wasn't the best idea luckily. I got some responses on it
Yeah, you didn't know when to shut up. Do you know what I mean?
I would use the phrase say it to my face, but they just said it to my face okay last
But not least this comment is not a hate comment this comment. Just really wraps it up
And really takes it home. Who is Emma Chamberlain, and why is everyone freaking out about her good point to answer your question
I'm nobody and
People are freaking out because I say like so much apparently this is all for hashtag jokes fam. I didn't take any of this personally
Even though I'm reading these comments and even though I've seen a little bit hashtag salt gang
I
try my best to look past these and only pay attention to the nice ones and those ones really pull up my heartstrings and I
Just love all you
Sweetie pies out there, ew, and if you leave me a nice comment you are not on my shit list these people on the other
Hand they're on my shit list and when I die. I will haunt them and I don't know move around all their goddamn furniture anyway
Well, I love you guys
Appreciate you guys. Thanks for supporting me because you know what if it wasn't for you guys
I would read these and probably cry myself to sleep. Oh wait. I did that anyways. Thank you for being you. I love you hipster out.