That's Squidward's place now.
Um Patrick I was--
[laughing]
Encore!
[laughing]
Any second now.
SpongeBob, this is the final straw.
[growling]
Sister Sam, rearrange now!
Please don't.
[screaming]
Hole in one!
Good morning.
Sorry, we woke you.
- Hey Pal. - Rematch next Saturday?
Rain or shine, SpongeBob, rain or shine.
Hey SpongeBob, the sky had a baby!
I know. What do you think we should name it?
How about--
Why don't you two go climb it's anchor rope?
I'm sure it goes somewhere far away.
Now look what you've done!
Squidward! Wake up, I need some help!
Squidward! Help!
Be quiet, SpongeBob!
Help!
SpongeBob, what are you doing?
I'm talking to you!
SpongeBob, SpongeBob! Are you mad?
Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player.
Mediocre?
Thank you, Patrick!
[beeping]
Oh, no!
[screaming]
On the count of three. One, two.
[screaming]
Say, is this the home of Squidward Tentacles?
The one that was for sale?
Sure is.
Eh! This place is a wreck.
I'm Nick Fishkins and I do not want to buy this home.
Not sold!
I - I can't believe you did that.
You're welcome!
Oh!
[groaning]
Man, he really trashed this place.
Okay, Barnicle Star, let's be super good
and glue all of Squidward's stuff back together.
Well, how do we do that?
Oh Patrick, It's right here in A214, we have super saliva.
[laughing]
Hello.
Oh, looks like my guest left already.
Ah, home, sweet, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Home.
[laughing]
I should just walk away right now.
What a surprise. I invited them in and I left them alone.
Meow.
[screaming]
Meow.
[screaming]
Meow.
[screaming]
Meow.
[screaming]
Meow.
[screaming]
Meow.
Ah! Ah! Uh oh!
Hey, listen.
Everything must go!
Well, that's the last of it.
I've given you everything but the shirt off my back.
Get out of my house!
That'll get em out.
Ah!
Sorry about your house, Squidward.
Be quiet! All right [unintelligible]
Woah!
Ah!
Oh!
My house, my shelter.
Yeah!
[sirens]
My house.
You just missed the fire.
What happened to my house?
Oh, some knucklehead left a casserole in the oven.
[music]
[cheering]
My house.
By reading another person's diary,
you have violated the terms of your loan.
We are repossessing your house.
Wh-- What?
Take it away, boys?
[screaming]
Squidward's house wants to play, too.
My house!
Hello sunshine. Ha, ha.
[sighing]
Oh, what a beautiful morning.
Just perfect.
Back, back, back.
Okay, now that's good.
Perfect.
Squidward, Squidward, Squidward,
Squidward, Squid, Squid, Squidward
Squid, Squid, Squidward
Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.
Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward
Squidward.
What's going on?
Threat detected!
Code Red, Code Red!
[laughing]
It's like a carnival ride!
Run for your lives!
What the-- What are you doing?
Huh?
Ah!
[humming]
Hey, ladies, check out my new shell.
Ooh, looking sharp, Tony.
My house!
Come back!