I'm so bored.
What do people do in the offseason?
Wait, is this real?
Jason Witten is unretiring?
Witten is coming back!
Let's go!!! [clapping]
Gold-Jacket-Witt is coming back.
Is this real?
This isn't April Fools?
I don't have to listen to him anymore on Monday Night Football.
Mom, Witten's back.
All we gotta do now is get Earl Thomas.
Witten was waiting for Linehan to leave.
Me too Witten!
I thought our young tight ends were doing good.
Isn't this gonna stunt their growth?
He's already agreed to take less snaps.
You know Romo's coming back too.
Now we don't have to draft a tight end.
His presence alone will win us 2 or 3 more games.
I don't know why I'm so emotional.
5 mil for one year.
That's not bad.
If he wins a Super Bowl, I'm gonna be so happy.
I'll play for $30,000 a year.
You see what DeMarcus Ware said?
Shoot, let's get DeMarcus back.
DeMarcus Ware and Demarcus Lawrence.
Might as well bring back Darren Woodson too.
What is Marion Barber doing?
It was a gap-year to get his body right.
I'm just glad he's not announcing any more.
We are winning the Super Bowl baby!
How bout them Cowboys!
[clapping]
Gold-Jacket-Witt! [clapping continues]
I'm a grown man.