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Nerds around the world rejoiced when we learned that Deadpool would be rated R. So many jokes
were able to be made without having to worry about stupid kids.
However, even with an R rating, there are certain jokes from the comics that take it
too far to be seen on screen.
So let’s look at some now!
Because YouTube is super accepting of questionable comedy!
Just kidding I’m probably already demonetized.
But that’s okay.
If you finish this and want more Wade, check out our video on Disturbing Facts about Deadpool
next!
But first, get ready, it’s time for The Top 10 Deadpool Jokes that Won’t Make the
Movie!
Number 10: The Mouse Shotgun.
Deadpool has been known to construct some pretty ridiculous weapons over the years,
one of which is a shotgun that uses rabid mice as ammo.
How did they get rabies?
Wade gave it to them.
Yeah.
Personally, I find it absolutely hilarious, but it sounds like a pretty great way to get
animal rights groups all up on your case, so this one will probably remain off-screen.
Number 9: The Chimichanga Slave.
One comic saw Deadpool holding a Mexican man hostage, not letting him see his family, just
so he’ll cook chimichangas.
And I get it, chimichangas are great and if you find a good one you need to keep it on
lock, but like… not literally on lock.
In today’s climate around race, especially with the current US-Mexico tension with DACA
repeal and constant mutterings about a wall, this probably wouldn’t play so well.
Number 8: Chainsaw Sense.
Yep, you may know about Spider-Man’s Spider Sense, but did you know that Deadpool has
a chainsaw sense?
He has the superhuman ability to tell when he has a chainsaw shoved through his body.
It’s uncanny.
Personally, I’d love to see a joke like this, and a joke LIKE this could definitely
happen in the movie.
But I don’t think even an R rating would let them get away with having a chainsaw through
Wade’s stomach shooting blood and guts everywhere.
But a sword?
A sword might work.
Number 7: This is MY book!
At one point while teaming up with Punisher, Deadpool shoots a guy that Punisher was about
to shoot.
Why?
Well, according to Deadpool: Because you were gonna do it and this is MY book.
Now you might be thinking, “This isn’t inappropriate, why wouldn’t it make the
movie?”
Well, the joke is talking about a book, not a movie!
So it would make no sense!
Was this a total copout because I started this list and realized that it’s actually
really hard to find jokes that wouldn’t make the movie?
Yes.
Yes it was.
Number 6: The guns.
This one’s a bit different.
Now I couldn’t actually find the issue this belongs to, but apparently there’s a comic
where Deadpool is talking to a woman who asks if he has any guns.
And he goes “two of em baby”.
And honestly, unlike other entries on this list, this wouldn’t make the movie because
it’s a super unoriginal joke and Deadpool’s better than that.
Seriously, even I could think of a better joke than that...
Which makes me fear that it was fan-made.
God I hope it wasn’t fan-made.
Although that would explain why I couldn’t find the comic.
Okay I’m pretty sure this is fan-made, but hey, it’s still a joke made by Deadpool,
so I say it counts!
And the joke sucks!
Number 5: Deadpool force feeds them meat loaf.
Baby’s First Deadpool book compared Captain America’s approach to a variety of situations
to that of Deadpool.
One panel showed Cap respecting the choices of vegetarians…
while showing Deadpool force feeding them meat loaf.
I’m not sure if the current vegan culture would make this LESS likely to happen, or
the current “Let’s make fun of vegans” culture would make it MORE likely to happen.
All I know is it’s funny.
And a terrible thing to do.
Number 4: The Stereotypical Arab.
When it comes to sex jokes or swear words, the R rating is pretty forgiving.
Lots of jokes from the comics could totally make it into the movie.
But stuff that’s racial, even if it isn’t necessarily racist, can be pretty dangerous,
particularly since a certain portion of the population sees racism just about everywhere.
Here we have Deadpool seeing that a terrorist is Arab, and pointing out how it conforms
to a stereotype.
In today’s climate, using stereotypes, even if it’s only brought up ironically, can
lead to some serious backlash.
So despite the fact that it’s making FUN of a stereotype, and not perpetuating it,
I’m thinking it still won’t be seen in the films.
Number 3: Smurf Murder.
One scene saw Deadpool looking in on the smurfs going about their day.
Then he decided to do what any homicidal maniac would do… started burning them with a magnifying
glass, reducing one to bones.
The thing is, the movies are definitely putting Deadpool in the Anti-hero role, which is where
I prefer him as well, and the murder of peaceful Smurfs for fun definitely wouldn’t be kosher.
Number 2: Whatever TJ Miller wrote for the bar scene.
Apparently TJ Miller wrote a version of the scene that was really funny, but it was just
so obscene and rude that not only was it cut from the film, but they won’t even say what
it was he wrote.
He’s talked about certain lines in interviews, but they keep the scene close to the chest.
Which sucks, because…
I really want to know!
Because it was probably really funny!
Number 1: The Aristocrats!
In 2014’s Deadpool #23, Agent Gorman went to check on his soldiers in the Helicarrier
and found Deadpool standing in a gory scene, with bodies everywhere, and asks “What the
hell is this?”
And, in reference to a classic disgusting joke, Deadpool cries: The Aristocrats!
For those of you who don’t get the reference, google it.
I’d recommend Gilbert Gottfried’s version.
Definitely can’t tell it here.
But when you get the joke, you’ll see why there’s just no way he would tell it in
the movie, R rating or not.
Or maybe he will.
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Some of them are certainly debatable, the R rating can be pretty darn forgiving.
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Later nerds!