This is the Matthias way of playing guitar.
(Horrible guitar playing by Robert)
How's it goin friends
it's RobertIDK here (weird face swirl thing he does)
And you know what? You know what?
Usually, our videos on this channel are very happy...
We are all about positivity on the RobertIDK channel.
But every now and then, something happens that just...
PISSES ME OFF!
So the other day, I'm going through YouTube and to my shock one of my favorite youtubers by
the name of Matthias uh... well I'm like I see this video, "Roasting a Small YouTuber"
+ Diss track and there's me! I know that's me - What the sh*t! - so obviously I'm like
What is this, I got to go check this out, so I checked out the video. I was
absolutely offended and I was shocked. You know what I think we should just
watch through the video and you guys can see for yourself some of the slanderous
things, that are said about me, about my family, about my religion! So so, we opened
the video up here roasting a small YouTuber, there's almost 200,000 views on
this sh*t. Um... and you're gonna see just how ridiculous that is in just a moment.
(Matthias) Hello and welcome back to another roast of the helpless, today I'm joined here
with Brian and we are going... (RobertIDK) where's Brian, I don't see him, I don't see Brian.
(Matthias) Once again pick on the very small youtubers because it's super edgy and
(RobertIDK) Small youtuber?! R.I.P, now you're picking on my size.
Really? I'm not big enough for you? I need to go start bench-pressing more, I know
I've lost a little bit of weight recently but you didn't have to - right
off the bat, right off the bat he goes and calls me small!
[Playing Intro Music]
"The Who". And now he's talking about "The Who" all of the sudden.
I thought this was about a YouTuber. Not "The Who." Don't get me wrong, great band. They've had some
great songs, but, I thought we were talking about YouTuber's here.
[Plays Music]
(Matt) So today, the person that we're roasting is called Robert IDK. I'm a little confused I-I
Robert idk I don't know, I don't know what that stands for what does idk stand for?
What is idk mean? Um... I don't know... I don't know I- NO ONE KNOWS!! What the heck dude?
(Robert) Now, I think we're all watching this part and sort of cringing to ourselves
because we realized Matthias, he's clearly a little slow here. I. D. K. You're telling me,
You don't know what idk stands for in my name?
So basically Matthias is playing dumb here. I know I shouldn't even need to say this.
But all of my viewers know that idk stands for irrefutable, dystopian
kinesiology. (DUH!) I don't think I really need to say this but apparently Matthias likes
to uh... not really... see what's, staring, right in front of him.
(Matthias) So, Robert, let's see what you're about. Let's read you're a little about description, okay?
"I'm a YouTuber that loves other YouTuber's."
So what does that mean? You love yourself?
What do you like never leave the bathroom or something?
Okay and now Mathias is roasting me about my bowel issues.
That's too far dude, how is that relevant? Come on dude.
Maybe I do spend a lot of time in the bathroom. I wish I didn't have to but
that's just the way that my body is so thanks, thanks for for for for for.
For giving me crap for it. No pun intended (Chucke)
(Matthias)Yes! I said it!
Notice anything fishy about Robert. (Robert) He's sexy
(Matt) He's white, check. Beard. A lightly shaved beard. Yes!
Brown hair. Check dude! (Slaps face) And his nose!
I'm sorry dude but that nose that's my nose! You can't just jack my nose (Robert's nose it better <3)
(Robert) Listen Mathias, I earned this nose through years of letting myself go in college.
And years of skin problems that I didn't take care of...
Maybe you have my nose. Matthias. Have you ever thought of that?
Also, I like how he called this beard a lot of people just call it stubble but I guess
he needed to say that because if this isn't a beard I don't know what the hell
this is. You know? Listen man you're so obsessed with being edgy.
I think you should take an edge to this catastrophe right here.
You see this here? You see, my facial hair here or my "beard" it's got something
spots, it's not overly thick, it's not the best beard in the world. But Matthias'
beard here is like it you took the thin spots and just put it all over his face
(Matt) You first copied me by being a white man.
(Robert)I 'll give you that one.
(Matt)Then, you copied me by making a YouTube channel.
(Robert) Okay! I- You're right. You're- okay- you're right. I get it.
It's true.
(Matt) Here's a video, I'm about to show you of when I was a fan of YouTuber's.
Before I was popular. Cut to it.
Okay this song is dedicated to Mark and Jack.
(Robert)Now here we have a clip of Matthias acting as if he can fanboy as hard as me.
And this is not cool! Matthias is trying to- trying to Jack my fanboy... g-g-uh game.
It's just ridiculous it's just insulting let's check this out.
Th- I'm furious about this.
(Matt)Mark and Jack.
Mark and Jack! (Robert cringing)
(Robert)NO NO!
I wish. You would just notice me.~ Mom the camera! and now know is that it's
[Robert losing his sh!t] (Matt) And now...
(Robert) NO! It's not- It's not okay!
(Matt) Singing your tweets? bread is neat
"Bread is neat especially when it's shaped like feet."
(Robert) I'd really like to thank Matthias here, for picking like the least funny clip from this video.
You know why he did that?
So he could post a clip from his miserable video that'll look like that
much better compared to mine. Thanks Matthias, you could have just skipped like-
Shut up chair! You're squeaking too much!
You could have just waited like 20 seconds in the video and found a better clip.
But I guess you didn't want to do me that service of giving people and honest
representation of how funny *I* am, compared to you.
So thanks okay you see this Shay see
this edit I made in the video I made that edit because I know that I messed
up that note in the song but he puts it in as if this is hey guys you guys don't
know who Robert idk is let me just put in this clip that makes him look stupid
thank you so much because just one year earlier I made this vid guys this one
year earlier I made this piece ish would you rather adopt children or have
them naturally so okay we only need to watch for like two seconds to realize
the difference here Matthias here railed some coke before this video and he threw
on this electro shit in the background would you rather adopt children or have
them naturally hey let's bring this shit really quick
well I'm quirky I'm not biased we get it you can slow down a bit Matthias I know
that YouTube wants your videos to be real long you do yourself a favor by
slowing it down a bit turning that electro music down a little
bit and just reading it like a normal human being
protic would you adopt a child but only if it's natural I don't want any of
those fake okay here's the thing with eyes I think the biggest difference
between my singing your tweets video and you're singing tweets video is that when
I play I actually played chords to adapt to
child but oh this is a matthias way of playing
guitar see this is how the song would sound if you actually played the song
and sang the song that's what it sounds like see this the trick is to actually
press your fingers down on the frets Matthias that's how you actually play
the chords I know it's a crazy concept yes
but hey I'm nitpicking here let blood lets us move on maybe watch one it's
pretty good so you're saying that since you watch jack and mark you're saying
that you're laying good - no I'll let them know you said that don't you dare
I just talking about how much of a fanboy I am but if if you want to ruin
my reputation with my biggest inspirations on YouTube then I mean go
for I mean I would have thought you have a better conscience than that Matthias
but you know what it's it's your call I guess go and ruin my life let's look at
spits here dude WTF how dare you all this dude is trying to do is gain a few
sips cripples and have a small community and you ruin it by roasting him you're
right Matthias you ruined it forget the fact that you brought me from ninety
five thousand subscribers to over a hundred thousand within a couple days
you ruined it Matthias I'd like to thank spits for sticking up for me this
slander has to stop I cried for weeks when this video came out and I know it's
only been like three days since the video came out but I cried for weeks
over it don't ask me why did I just have to try this I coulda just stayed in
garma Dyess you could have but clearly you didn't I didn't and watching this
video makes me realize why I didn't Mathias because it's just a bunch of
hurtful stuff and a saintly animals from passing away answer that guy whose Irish
roots voicing the cry dancing no see here we have a closeted fan of Jack
pretending to not know his name because obviously you're too cool for that oh
the gut that guy who's Irish oh you mean Jack oh yeah I guess that's
who I mean I guess you said it in the beginning of the video
you said Jack's name why can't you say now all son you're too cool friend well
honestly I just thought it rhymed a lot better I don't know for some reason I
don't know why I just thought that that guy who's IRA she's voicing the quietest
sounded a bit better than Jack who's voicing the quietest for some reason I
just felt like that fit better I don't know why I mean I guess I should have
changed it let's see how it would have sounded don't ask me why did I just have
to try this I could've just stayed in watch mark or Mathias or Jack who's
voicing the cleitus I mean this man I'm not joking in the slightest
oh you know what you're right that that was way better I should have just said
Jack in that part
let's play make-believe let's play pretend
and screaming eternally why can't we be press now this part of the video not
only does it cut me deep but it freaks me out where did he get this footage of
me in my room doing what I do every Friday night crying over markiplier and
jacksepticeye not being my friends and I I have no idea where he got this
recording of me singing his diss track how did you manage to get a clip of me
singing your diss track which wasn't even out yet
stuck in a fandom til the very bitter end it's as creepy to me it's not like I
went and filmed that part of the video and recorded it and sent it to you for
this video that's stupid that was my thighs this roasts video I'm
just I'm upset I'm just really upset but Mathias one of my favorite youtubers
someone I looked up to so much would go out of his way to roast me I just makes
me really sad because I feel like I've been nothing but nice to him I mentioned
him in my video science I probably got half of the subscribers from my one
friend video where I mentioned that I watch him this is how he repays me by
dragging me through the mud by my hipster sweater so when I saw this video
I was just really really upset and I yeah I cried I went to my bedroom and I
cried and I texted my friends and I was like yo what the heck and then I was
like you know what Robert you're better than this don't cry
here's what you need to do you need to go and you need to get off your butt and
make the most fire this track of 2016 so that's what I'm gonna do
prepare to get roasted Mathias butt thighs you're gonna regret calling me of
that piece of shit he didn't call me that but yeah you want a roast you got a
roast Mathias
anyways guys thank you so much for watching this video and thank you thank
you thank you so much to Mathias for featuring me on his channel he messaged
me he hit me at the DMS like a month and a bit ago asking if I wanted to be a
part of this video and I was so ecstatic about it because yeah Mathias is one of
my favorite youtubers and I just was really honored that he felt like my
channel was worthy of being sort of featured in a video so thank you thank
you so much to Mathias um don't take roast videos seriously on YouTube
because 90% of the time they're just for fun and yeah this video that meth eyes
did for me it has helped my channel out a lot in the last week we have really
grown a lot and it's all because of meth I is sharing my channel bye bye
featuring it in this video so again thank you so much I I really admire
Mathias work he's a very talented guy and he does so much to make his videos
as good as possible and I really look up to that and that's what I strive for
with my videos anyways I'm really talking with my hands here I'm like an
apple commercial anyways if you're watching this because you are a fan of
Matthias and you found me through his video well then thanks for stopping by I
do really appreciate it and I hope that I am entertaining enough for you to
stick around um if not that's cool it's all good
excuse me I'm gonna stop talking now as always guys thank you so much for
watching and have a good one
you goodbye