Fed:Yo wat up
So, it is 7:30 and uh, well
we were supposed to leave at 7:30
I'm pretty sure Scarra just started packing.
Pecca: The Uber is arriving in 7 minutes.
Fed: Alright Pecca: So, really we have 7 minutes
[Music]
Alright, so we made it to the airport but uh, you know,
Scarra is like nowhere to be found.
Chris: We in the ubers, I go back in the house to get Scarra
and he's taking a shower LUL Poki: Yeah
Fed: [Laughs] Chris: Getting the water ready.
[Music]
[Low Music]
Toast: OMG you're virtual machining *Whispered*
Fed: Wat up bois, Welcome to Taiwan
[Poki laughing] Fed: Actually, I might've seen something *Laughs*
[Pecca Laughs] Poki: The doors are see-through
Pecca: The doors don't lock and they are see-through
[Toast covers the camera] Pecca: Oh, don't let them see
Poki: Fed's already trolling.
Scarra: You leaked something within 5 seconds [Fed laughing]
Fed: I leaked so much sh*t already.
[Music]
Lily: I wanna do some crane machines
Fed: You want some cream cheese?
Lily: WTF?
Fed: Wait, what did you say?
Lily: I said I wanna do some crane machines
Fed: You wanna do some cream cheese, that's what you're saying LUL
Fed: What are you f*cking saying?
Fed: Wait, what the f*ck?
Fed: Dude, legit there's a truck behind you.
BGM: " Thomas and Friends" music
Fed: What the f*ck are you saying?
Lily: I wanna do some crane machines
Fed: Cream Machines?
Lily: Can I hold her once? Dog owner: Yeah yeah, sure you can
[Dog starts shaking] *Lily starts screaming*
Fed: Oh, this is actually sick
Pecca: You can get this instead of the dragon
Fed: ¡Oh!
Fed: Shhhhh*t
Uhh *monkaS* [Keeps Swearing]
[Starts Laughing]
Lily: ¡Oh, McDonalds!
Lily: ¡Let's get some fries, chat!
[Curious music]
*Lily got a full combo* LUL
Lily: So, I wanted fries, right?
And, and at the very last minute
I'll have a number 8, please xD [They start laughing]
And they like:
[They start laughing again]
[Background music] Fed: Look how beautiful...
Albert is. WOW, you look amazing today
*Takes a picture* [Poki laughs]
Toast: There's the famous "Stinky Tofu"
Fed: ¡Ohh!
Toast: Can you smell it? Fed: Ohh yeah, I smell that *Disgusted*
Fed: Oh, okay, it actually f*cking stinks
Chat, I want you to go take a sh*t right now;
That's the smell, I'm not even joking
Poki: No guys, it's so bad [Fed laughs]
Toast: It's not that bad Fed: It's pretty bad, dude
Toast: You get used to it,
Like, when you try it *Looks at fed* And you will try it
Fed: ¡No! Toast: It's not gonna taste that bad.
[Music]
Toast: So Scarra, what we have here is Stinky Tofu...
Scarra: ¡OH! Toast: and dumpling
Toast: It's just Tofu
Scarra: Zoom in, zoom in Poki: Do we have to?
Poki: You wanna?
Everybody: ¡Ohhhh!
*Fed's face* LUL Pecca: Did you not even chew it?
Fed: I did a little bit an then I swallowed it
Fed: Sold! Toast: Ohhh!
Scarra: All my Tier 3 subs, I love you guys;
And all my viewers,
And I love you too, Fed.
Poki: Hello?
Scarra: ¡Toast, dude, I love you too man!
Poki: Could I have some money, please?
Scarra: ¡Oh my God!
Poki: I don't know how much Fed: Just pull out a bill
*Takes alot*
Fed: ¡Wait!, wait, wait
Poki: Where did Scarra go?
[Epic Music Starts]
[THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE]
Fed: Wait, did Scarra just walked passed us?
Poki: Yes
Fed: Dude, he just walked... Poki: WTF? *laughing*
[Curious music]
[Curious music] Fed: Yo, uhm
Fed: I need a flower shop, let me know... ¡OH!
Poki: Wait, what? Fed: Nothing, its nothing
Fed: These are very famous in uhh, asian countries aren't they?
Poki: Yes Fed: Ahh.
Fed: Wait a second ¡RIGGED!
Fed: What?, what?
Poki: Yeah, they do that, that's how you actually get it;
Fed: What?
Poki: You ask for it, so they move it for you.
Fed: Really? Poki: Yeah!
Poki: That's the secret. Fed: ¡Ohh!
[Music]
[Music] *Money sound*
[Music]
Lily: I'm gonna win a cat for Poki
*Claw machines sounds*
Lily: You F*ck
Fed: ¡Oh sh*t!, wait it did it by itself Kappa
Fed: ¡Oh My God! f*ck
Poki: Feeed~ Fed: It's ok!
Fed: It went down by itself
Poki: This is why I am higher elo than you
Poki: You have no strategy
[GTA Wasted sound + Sad music]
Toast: This is where we spend our money Pecca: ¡Oh!
Toast: ¡Oh, that guy has a twitch jacket!
Pecca: Does he notice you?
[Pink Panther theme]
[Pink Panther theme] *Top 10 btw*
Toast: ¡Oh!
Toast: "Omae wa mō shinde iru"
Toast & Pecca: ¡NOOOO!
Pecca: Here, take more moneys! Here
Pecca: ¡NO!
Fed: ¡Wait, Toast!
Toast: What does it say?
Pecca: ¡Oh, do not shake the machine!
Pecca: ¡They caught us! monkaS
[Police sounds]
[Police sounds] Pecca: ¡Run away, run away, Toast!
[Police sounds] Pecca: ¡Run away!
[Police sounds]
Toast: Wait, what happened to the machine?
Toast: What happened to the, uhh
Toast: It's not there anymore
Pecca: Did someone win it?
Toast: What happened to it?
Toast: The one near the edge is gone now
Toast: Was Poki and Fed here?
Pecca: Wait, did they get it?
Toast: Wait, who got it?
Toast: What happened?
Fed: I can explain
Toast: What happened?
Fed: I can explain,
Toast: Who had it?
Fed: I grabbed it, Toast: Uh huh?
Fed: And, it was about to go in, and then it didn't
Fed: And then it went other complete opposite side *WTF*
Pecca: It's now in the corner
Fed: ¡Yeah! It went to the f*cking corner
[Sad Music]
Fed: Which Pokemon is this?
Pecca: Maybe if you yell "Pikachu" , it'll come out
Fed: Okay!
Fed: ¡Pikachu, I Choose You! *Throws the ball*
Fed: ¡Oh Sh*t!
[Eine kleine Nachtmusik]
[Everybody start laughing]
Fed: I'm f*cking
[They keep laughing]
Fed: Cut the tape
Fed: I'm turning off the stream *Laughing*
Lily: ¡AAAAAHHH! [Scarra starts laughing]
[Both keep laughing]
Scarra: Good stuff
Lily: Let's get the sh*t... *Laughing*
Lily: Look at this precaution we have to take now
Pecca: Got it!
Fed: Yo wat up? Pecca: Chat, are you okay?
Pecca: Woah
Pecca: ¡Wow, look up!
Pecca: ¡Oh, my ears are popped!
Pecca: ¡My ears!
Scarra: ¡Wow, we're going really fast!
Poki: ¡My ears!
Pecca: ¡My ears! Scarra & Fed: ¡My ears!
Pecca: ¡Oh my God! Fed: ¡Holy Sh*t!
Scarra: ¡We're going really fast!
Fed: ¡Holy Sh*t!
Pecca: It went a thousand meters a minute
Fed: That was insane!
Pecca: ¡We're here!
Albert: Wait, I don't think you guys know how high up we are
Albert: Let's give you some perspective *WOW*
[Music]
Fed: Dude, sick PUBG man! [Poki Laughs]
Albert: Where do you wanna drop?
Poki: ¡At H! ¡Hospital!
Poki: I am... Twitch Chat!
Poki & Fed: ¡TriHard 7!
[Both start laughing]
[Both start laughing] Poki: I f*cking knew it
Poki: How do I uhh... you know,
Lily: What's up? Poki: RPG Chat
Poki: What do you guys want me to do? Uhm
Pecca: ¡Grab!
Fed: ¡Crouch and grab!
Fed: Alright, you crouch and grab
Poki: ¡OMG!
Poki: So uhh, Chris and Pecca, may I intervew you guys?
Pecca: Sure...
Poki: That's not what I'm tryi...
[Music]
Fed: "Fed, da" What?
Fed: ¡Oh My!
Fed: ¡I can't resist!
Fed: ¡Ohh! Scarra: This cameras are like
Scarra: 4, 5k,
Fed: Wait, can I just look for the most expensive one?
[Titanic Song starts playing]
Fed: ¡Hey Scarra, come here!
Fed: Where's your wallet?
[Music]
Lily: ¡AHHHHHH!
[Fed laughs]
Fed: Oh God,
Fed: ¡No, no, no, no, AHHHH!
Lily: ¡AHHH!
Lily: I don't have my spear you f*ck
Fed: Yeah! Where's your spear now? Motherf*...
Fed: ¡Hey! Toast: Hey!
Fed: How's it going?
Jenny: ¡FEED! Fed: How you doing?
Lily: ¡Hi! Jenny: ¡Hi!
Poki: So Kawaīdesu
Jenny: Hi, Poki! Poki: I love her outfit
Jenny: ¡Scarra! ¡Hi!
Jenny: ¡Hi, Albert!
Albert: ¡No!
Jenny: What about a handshake?
Jenny: Ok, Hi
Everybody: ¡Ohhhh!
Jenny: They call you "LeakMyster", right? *LUL*
Fed: Uhhmm
Poki: Do you wanna know something? Jenny: Yeah!
*Secret Whispering*
Poki & Jenny: ¡Yeeees! *High Five*
[Jenny laughs]
Fed: Throw that sh*t into Audacity, Boost
Poki: I will tell everyone else, I'm just not telling chat
Poki: Sorry Chat, it's a secret!
[4Head Music]
Jenny: My boyfriend says you're THICC
Fed: ¡OOOHH! [Everyone start laughing]
[Everyone start laughing] Fed: WTF?
[Everyone start laughing]
Jenny: "DI DI" (Younger Brother in chinese) come here
Jenny: ¡Oh my God! [Poki laughs]
Jenny: I wanna rest just because I'm here *??*
Jenny: Hey "DI DI" Toast: No, no, no
[Everyone laughs]
[Everyone laughs] Toast: No, no, no
Jenny: ¡Come hang out with us!
Toast: You wanna do our thing?
Jenny: You wanna do our thing?
Fed: Wait, What the F*ck?
Fed: Wait, is this gonna get me f*cking banned?
Fed: What is this?
Fed: What are you guys doing?
Toast: Alright, ready?
Toast: 1,2 Fed: ¡No, no!
*Slap* *Slap*
Everybody: ¡OOHH! Fed: ¡Oh my God!
Poki: ¿¡WHY!?
Fed: ¿¡WHY!?
Fed: Yo Lily, you down? You Ready?
Fed: 3 ... 3 [Poki Screams]
Lily: ¡Wow!
Lily: Poki, why are you touching me? *Blushing*
Pecca: ¡OMG!, What is going on? Lily: No, no, she she
Lily: She has her arms around my waist right now
Lily: ¡Ohh my God it tickles!
Lily: Oh, wait, did you just?
[Everybody start laughing]
[Everybody start laughing] Scarra: ¡Ohh my God!
[They keep laughing] Lily: I just got molested...No, don't touch me! *Sobbing*
[Music]
Toast: You touch my tags, and I will slap your face
Pecca: This is Twitch Chat
Pecca: This is Twitch Chat right here
*Fed takes off the tag*
Toast & Pecca: ¡Ahhh! *Outraged*
[Fed laughs] *Didn't take it off*
[Pecca laughs]
Pecca: ¡Fed got you Good! Fed: I got you so bad
Toast: Who's the oldest uhh, Pro league streamer?
Scarra: Saintvicious? Pecca: Scarra!
Scarra: Me?
Scarra: Saintvicious, or like 28?
Chris: I mean, someone with like a big beer (ship) ? though like...
[Toast & Pecca start laughing] Chris: Alright
Scarra: What the F*ck?
Scarra: Okay!
*Can't understand pretty well*
Scarra: ¡Yeah, you're my f*cking manager, dude! WTF?
*Kreygasm*
[Lily laughs]
Lily: You're gonna get me banned! OMG!
Lily: It took me way too long to...
Pecca: Guess who this is for
Lily: I wonder who... Fed: Hey, Toast
Lily: What the... F*ck?
[Everybody laughs]
[Out-tros]
Who ever who edited this before need improvement and spend time doing research. - TSRXD