Alright, listen up, you welter weights.
Larry is gonna tell you a tale
that will curl your dumbbell.
Look!
[laughing]
[screaming]
[laughing]
[screaming]
Good thing I've got a green thumb.
[snapping]
[laughing]
[screaming]
[panting]
[screaming]
[panting]
[screaming]
[panting]
[screaming]
Looks like we're a captive audience.
We sure as sugar don't have anything like this
back in Texas.
[grunting] Yo, bro, not cool.
It was my turn to tell a story.
Well, if it isn't Kamp Koral's biggest athletic supporter.
And what was your scary story, lobster roll?
Someone not wipe down the gym equipment
after using it?
Yeah. How did you know?
[laughing] Um-hmm, um-hmm.
[both] Ooh.
Mommy.
I hope you find my story scary.
The first one stars a lobster named Larry.
[whimpering]
I just remembered I forgot to hydrate
my gluteus maximus.
[dial tone ringing]
[whimpering]
[everyone gasping]
Whoa. Where am I? Oh, my cabin. Okay.
Hmm, what's this?
"Happy birthday to everyone's favorite hunk."
Aw, they didn't have to do that.
[music playing]
It's the most beautiful piece of gym equipment I've ever seen.
[grunting]
Oh, yeah!
I can really feel the burn.
[grunting]
Oh, yeah!
I'm getting j-j-jacked, baby.
Larry is getting huge. Larry is a monster!
No pain, no gain.
[grunting]
Ooh. Huh? Good Neptune, it hurts.
[groaning]
My sore muscles sure could use a soak.
Yeah. [sighing]
Huh? [sniffing]
Hmm? Is this butter?
I see food.
Ah, get it? Sea food.
What are you gonna do? Eat me?
Though most folks love the rich juicy flavor
of lobster meat, I refer the shell. Ah.
What? Dude?
Dipped in butter.
But I need that.
You can't leave me like this. I'm all soft and buttery.
No. No!
[music playing]
Earned me first team merit badge.
It's Larry.
Larry's on the patch. [gasping]
You two can hit the showers.
Huh? [screaming]
[laughing]
Well, how's that for a scary story?