Anti-Vaxxers think that their semen
will soon become a hot commodity.
[LAUGH] >> Much like Bitcoin.
[LAUGH] >> There have
been comparisons of unvaxxed
male semen to that of bitcoin.
Now, what?
What? What?
What?
Well.
>> [LAUGH] Unlikely, but okay,
keep going.
>> No, it's not only unlikely,
it is impossible.
But it does give you a sense of the
high regard that these individuals
have for themselves and their
bodily fluids, which is impressive.
Which is impressive.
So according to Vice,
unvaccinated conspiracy theorists
think that their semen is more pure
than the rest of the populations.
And that refusing the COVID-19
vaccine will make the market value
of their semen skyrocket.
They believe that as a result of
the vaccine, and this of course is
not true in any way,
people are going to have
a difficult time conceiving or
having healthy pregnancies.
And so women are going to
desperately look for
semen from unvaccinated men.
>> Yes. >> Okay, there's going to,
look, it's the basics of supply and
demand, Cenk.
>> Of course.
>> Now as a higher percentage of
Americans have been fully
vaccinated, there are fewer and
fewer men who have that
pure unvaccinated semen.
And women are just there, they're
going to be scrambling for it.
>> Yeah. >> They're going to be
scrambling for it.
>> They're just scrambling.
I can see him whispering now
in harsh tones in corners,
got any of that good stuff?
>> My God.
[LAUGH].
>> You know what, women are really
going to want this.
Have they so far?
Has anybody been asking so far?
My guess is that one person has
asked because you're not.
And the person who believes that is
not usually in high,
their bodily fluids are not
normally in high demand.
Okay, so this is, look,
a part of this.
And I don't even know how it's true
for every incel out there.
But part of this is like,
I know they didn't want it before.
But now that I'm not vaccinated,
[LAUGH]- >> Got them.
>> Now I think I'm going to want
it, right?
I got real bad news for you.
That's not how it's going to play
out, brother.
>> I really hope they're not taking
up space in the refrigerators
to store this.
>> They're really genuinely
thinking that he's going to be
the next hot commodity.
I don't know.
>> [CROSSTALK] Bitcoin here. I tell
you, it's going to be skyrocket.
>> Okay.
>> Well, I mean, to be fair,
the bar was pretty low.
They're like,
it's going to be in more demand.
Well, could it be less demand?
I don't know.
>> Good point. Good point.
Now as the vaccinated population
eventually crumbles,
the unvaccinated will rise.
[LAUGH] >> To repopulate
the planet.
And that's according to
the adherence of this theory.
Women who want a baby will have to
pay large amounts of money for
sperm.
The unvaccinated will then hand
over their oh-so-precious man juice
so that the world can repopulate.
Look, I'm a woman, obviously,
if I found myself in a situation
like that, I'd rather just
not repopulate the planet.
>> Of course, who wants their DNA,
are you insane?
Like, nobody's
such a hilarious fantasy.
And it gives you a view into
their mind.
>> Yeah, it's amazing.
>> I know I'm not getting
any right now.
But one day, one day,
this is going to be the most
precious thing in the world.
And all the women in the world
are going to be clamoring for it.
Give me the bitcoin.
Bit might be a good way to
describe.
But anyway, they're so precious.
>> Precious!
>> Finally, I really,
really want your managers >> No,
no, no I don't want it.
>> [LAUGH] It looks so. That's
their fantasy.
And that's what they daydream
about, right?
And of course now,
hate to burst your bubble,
as is always the exact opposite.
Actually, and of course,
scientists I know,
you know I believe in scientists.
because I just love their
climate change and their COVID and
all that.
And be safe, and to stay alive.
[LAUGH] Sighs gravity, good one,
good one.
>> Yeah, I mean, look, by the way,
it is a little tricky.
Like you do have to stay
alive in order to offer up your hot
commodity, right?
>> Yeah, yeah, but no,
remember they don't believe in any
scientists.
So they think, of course,
I'm going to say a lot more than
the people with the chips in their
bodies and their semen.
>> That's right, yeah,
they've chips in their bodies.
>> And that's something we're
going to work, right? >> The
government's tracking, yeah.
>> So since they believe in
all these things, I don't know if
they're ever going to listen to
the scientists who tell them,
actually no, it's the reverse.
If you don't get vaccinated,
you could have some issues. And by
the way, for God's sake scientists,
this is the one thing where even if
it isn't true, I'm kidding. But
even if it isn't true, just tell
them, you know what? It turns out,
latest breakthrough science,
it doesn't hurt your lung capacity.
It hurts your penile capacity.
>> Are you kidding me?
>> They do like right away in their
first [CROSSTALK]. >> No men would
be clamoring for the vaccine.
I mean, but
every man in the country would
already get their booster shot.
Booster shots just got approved,
I believe, right?
Or Biden indicated that they
will be approved very soon.
They wouldn't even wait.
They'd find a way to get
the booster shot immediately.
Look, and let me give you the
details that Cenk just alluded to,
because I think it is important.
So if you do get sick with COVID.
If you are unvaccinated,
your Johnson might be in a little
bit of trouble, okay?
So this is the last graphic.
Let's go to that.
I apologize,
let's go to the last two graphics.
Scientists at the University of
Miami ran a study on 45 different
men after they took two doses of
the vaccine.
And found that there was no
significant decrease in the quality
or quantity, meaning the amount of
sperm you produce after taking it.
But when you look at those who
are unvaccinated and
get sick with COVID.
The COVID virus has been found in
testicle and
penile tissues of those infected.
And could lead to infertility and
erectile dysfunction.
And that's not fun.
In people who have contracted
COVID-19, and in those who
recovered, the virus has been
detected in their semen too.
>> So I kid around about how they
should make it out, right?
But this is the first time I'm
hearing about those issues.
So I suspect that they're not giant
issues in COVID.
But apparently there are some
issues.
It affects some people in that way,
right?
My God, they should have publicized
that better, right?
And no joke.
Because the people who are most
hesitant in this country happen to
be middle aged men, right?
Young and middle aged men.
If you told these same conservative
younger and middle aged men.
Hey, you might have erectile
dysfunction.
Or it might affect the quality of
your semen or your penis.
They'd be hurting people to get
them out of the way to get
the vaccine first.
And you know, they
would have done it, right?
They were like,
no, no, get out the way.
You'll get out the way, right?
Or just go like, my God.
If you told them it could make it
smaller, then we get out the way.
Get out the way.
It can't ever be any smaller.
[LAUGH] So and now though,
I mean, this thing about how they
think it's a little money shot,
my God.
Cenk.
>> My God.
>> Cenk.
>> Okay.
>> I know people
are going to love that.
>> Okay.
>> That was probably pretty good.
>> Okay.