Hey, I can't really see you. I'm Jake by the way maybe you could tell from the voice, I'm in a room.
It's very dark. There's no windows and here. Hannah doesn't let me see sunlight or the smile on other people's faces.
I don't really see much, but I do wonder
Is it dark outside
...dot com.
Heh! That's a DONG for ya.
You know what I like to do when I'm in dark rooms? Look at DONGs: things that you can Do Online Now Guys.
But it also could be dark because of a blackout... sketch dot com
You can choose between four different crazy visuals that react in real-time to your favorite song.
In this instance we will use good old Jake Chudnow.
Blackout sketch will fall along the pulsing lines and big shapes with all the colors of the rainbow
In raindrop you help this little cloud guy to collect drops of color to complete the rainbow and take him to his tiny island far far away.
Click the screen, or tap it if you're on your phone to make him switch directions. Look at him go. He's got a rainbow in his mouth. Wow.
But don't hit the deadly space rocks falling from the sky. That would put him in a very cirrus [serious] situation.
I might say- Hey, hey, now you might not have liked that pun, but don't throw me under the cumulonimbus [bus].
I'm all out of cloud puns, but don't Atmosphere [fear], because the sun's out and shining.
So let's go on an adventure!
In Emoji Adventure, you go through the life of a chicken: from egg to deathbed. What happens in between is up to you
Will you run free or become a tasty meal?
Maybe you'll get attacked by serpents... dot hero kuapp dot com
You've probably played snake before. you know the game where the little snake guy tries to get longer and longer without running into himself
Well here you control not one, but two worms as they try to fill up while not running into each other or themselves
Control one with the arrow keys and the other with the WASD keys and this would be a piece of cake for you
Ambidextrous folks out there, but I'll be sticking with avoiding snakes in general
I saw the movie anaconda movie came out 50 million years ago
It was simpler back then ah to be young again long summers
hormones and colorful fluids just on your webcam on and turn yourself into a
Colourful smoky cloud you can change the shape and duration of the clouds, but if you've got bad lungs like me
*coughs*
And you want to avoid smoke
you can also distort your pictures with line of
phi-dot may upload an image or enter a URL to an image and lineify
will create your pictures as a series of interlocking red green and blue lines
You can change the number thickness and color of lines and watch as your picture comes alive. Oh look
It's the Mona Lisa in a Santa hat Leonardo ho ho da Vinci I
I guess that means we're coming up on the holidays. I accept Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa gifts.
And don't worry about losing track of when those are we've got a DONG for that as well at how many days till
dot-com you can set your own event and time and the countdown will begin
and then begin your venture into being more brilliant with brilliant dot-org It is a
Site full of courses that teach problem solving in science and math. Brilliant was nice enough to sponsor this episode
And it is a very amazing
Site for example since I've never seen the Sun before I'm currently taking a course on solar energy if you go through the introduction first
It'll teach you the basics of electromagnetic radiation now. Let's do a practice problem
Why does a campfire appear to produce a different color of lights than the Sun hmm?
I'm going to choose a campfire emits a different mix of wavelengths than sunlight so it appears to be a different color now
Let's see if I'm right, so I don't want to spoil it for you
You can do this course yourself or many others by going to brilliant dot-org slash
Dong. The first 200 of you little cuties to sign up with the link in the description will get 20% off. Cool.
You know what else is cool?
You ah?
Ha ha ah ha ha ha why don't I assume the Jeff Goldblum laughing?
I don't know why but I do like Jeff Goldblum again. I mention this in every dong Thor Ragnarok
was fantastic link in the description
To not that movie, but to DONGs that we featured in this DONG and I'm gonna go back into the darkness, I guess
there I am and
And remember I love you. Oh, and there's also playlist right here filled with DONGs and as always
*breathes out*
Thanks for watching
Argh! There's light on me
You can't keep me in the dark Hannah. Hannah's right over there. Hannah, Why don't you come over here real quick?
Just come over here real quick Hannah. Hannah, real quick!
Come on come on over this is Hannah
I don't know if we've ever seen her face before this is what she looks like where did she go now she's done
Okay, bye!