What is good everyone, it's ya boi Motoki.
Hope you are all doing well today.
We are on our way to the airport because we're going to Tokyo.
It's been over 10 years since the last time I went to Japan.
It feels like forever.
So I asked all my friends and I said hey, is anyone trying to go to Tokyo with me and
Chris was the only one who responded so...
-Oh.
Well I am super hyped to go to Japan, you excited?
-Hell yeah!
Let's do it baby, see you in Japan.
Yo this hotel is mad crazy bro.
-Damn dude this view is sick.
Oh my God, it's about to be a good one, let's go!
Ready to check out this hotel room?
-Oh I'm ready baby.
Okay, here we go check it out check it out.
-Damn! Ohhh boiiiii
Aw bro, problem, problem.
No, this isn't going to work.
-Wait, what do you mean?
What's wrong?
Why is there two beds?
-Like, one for me, one for you right?
Oh I thought we agreed to share one bed dude?
Hey I was thinking we go to this shop?
-Ah yeah sure, but like why?
Ah you know what?
I don't know, kinda just has my name all over it, yeah.
Hey, ah you think we should get that one?
I think that's that one new version yeah?
-Yeah.
It's a good Motoki. -Yeah, I like it let's get that one.
Come on, let's go.
Ah dude..
Do you smell that?
Something smells a little fishy.
Hey, do you see food?
-Wait what?
Do you..
sea food? Sea?
-What's wrong bro?
I think I pulled a mussel.
Hey listen okay, you don't have to be so shellfish okay.
Hey look, my hands are clammy.
-Oh God.
What Chris, you don't like my puns bro?
You don't have to be so crabby about it.
So right now we are in Akihabara of Tokyo.
This place is known for it's "adult things".
Let's see what we can find.
Excuse me, my Japanese is really bad but...
Is there a place that I can go to buy hentai?
-What kind?
I'm down for whatever.
Like manga or video.
-Cross, and then take a right.
Just there?
Thank you
Alright, let's get outta here.
Oh, okay, whatchu gonna get? Whatchu gonna get?
-Bro it's like a gameboy.
Oh that's tight.
Ohhh let's see what I got let's see what I got.
Let's go baby.
The fuck is this?
Oh what the fuck dude?
So Chris I hear you're trying to get some Japanese girls yeah?
-Ohh yeah!
Alright so how about this, I'll teach you some Japanese, you try it on some girls, see
if it works.
-Alright, sounds good my man, you're the best wing man ever Motoki.
I gotchu fam I gotchu.
So let's get you mic'd up here so we can hear the conversation.
You remember what I told you?
-Yeah yeah.
You got it?
-I think I can do it.
Alright, I believe in you bro.
-I'm nervous.
You trust me right?
-Oh yeah, of course.
My penis is small.
How'd it go bro?
-Honestly, not that well.
Maybe my pronunciation was off or something.
Yeah that's weird bro.
Here, I got one, this ones going to work.
-Alright cool cool cool.
I've never had sex before.
Yeah!
I think it went well!
So here in Japan the drinking age is 20 years old and I just so happen to be 20.
Here at 7/11 they got all sorts of drinks but you know I don't know what to get right?
Because I've never had alcohol before, no no!
I'm not 21 and in the States you know, I can't drink.
This is my first time drinking.
Yo bro this is my favorite.
I mean ah, we should try this one.
I can't wait to drink again..
I mean drink for the first time, yeah.
-Confirmation please.
So check this out you just have to confirm that you're age 20,
that's all you need to do, what if I was like 19.
-Ay bro you got enough there?
Yeah I don't know, do you think I should get some more or?
-Uhm, yeah yeah.
Yeah let's go get some more.
-Yeah let's go.
Alright so we got a bunch of different alcohol here from 7/11.
We're going to try it out because we've never had alcohol no.
-Noo, not even once.
Okay here goes number 1.
-Kanpai?
Oh sorry kanpai.
Mm that's pretty good bro.
What are you doing?
You fucking alcoholic were just taste testing them not drinking all of 'em.
Yo I love Japan because they literally have vending machines for everything, including beer.
This is an alcoholics dream.
Kids, don't forget to drink responsibly okay?
So fun little fact about Japan in general is that you can drink in public, like what?
Yo yo Chris
Ramen, more like..
raw men, am I right? I like some...
-Ahh God.
Yo they even got vending machines for cigarettes.
So in the attempts to fit in with all the locals who are smoking like crazy, I bought a pack.
I'm just trying to fit in guys.
Am I fucking cool yet?
Yo these guys look so fucked up we gotta go talk to them.
-This my size is Japanese size.
- Japanese size is small.
~Somebody tonight!
-Does this make me look bad?
Not at all.
-Ay, Motoki!
You good bro?
You good?
Yeah fucking so good dude
-You're a little drunk aren't you man? You're a little drunk.
Drunk?
Neveraiubfasdfiuwebfadude.
-I don't understand a word you're saying man.
Whataeransdfaweifaak
-Bro, chill out.
Tokyoooo!!!
Chug chug chug chug!
-Yo we're in Tokyo, more like, Motokyo.
Don't forget kids, at the end of the day you have to hydrate yourself to make sure you
wake up okay.
Drunk?
What do you mean drunk?
-Wakey wakey Motoki!
How'd you sleep last night?
Last night was rough.
-Yeah you drank a lot man.
Yeah but you know what?
Round 2 baby!
Oh deer, oh deer..
No like.. there's deer.
-Bro you getting some food?
Yeah yeah, pretty starving actually.
-No Motoki yo dude dude stop, those are for the deer bro.
Ohh it's for the deer?
I thought it kinda tasted funny.
You ready?
Bow to me, yeah. Bow to me, okay yeah see?
Here you go, well deserved my boi.
-Ohh.
Did he just ram into him?
-Yeah he just bit this guy in the ass.
I wish he'd bite my ass.
Oh yeah oh uhh, yeah you like that?
I saw you.
What up doe?
Get it?
'Cause it's a doe...
Come on, that's funny right?
Yo these deer kinda thicc.
-Hey man it looks like you got some guys, pretty fawned of you.
Get it? Cause fawns a baby deer?
-No I got it.
Oh.
I gotta go okay?
Come on, get outta here man, no get outta here man, I don't love you anymore bro.
-You know it's what's best for him, it's okay it's gonna be alright.
Ay Chris come out here and show me that costume I gotchu.
-Hey there.
You going to school later?
-Yeah, I've been a naughty student.
So all the toilets here are super high tech, they even got buttons to shower your butthole
and bidet your vajay.
Alright Chris this is your first time trying it yeah?
-Yeah yeah.
Give it a shot give it a shot.
-Alright.
What do you think?
-Oh..
Ohh yeah!
Yo some people are having some really fucking loud sex right now.
-You alright down there big guy?
This is the most excersize I've done in my God damn life.
Oh man oh man..
I think I need to power up bro.
-How?
What do you mean?
Narutooo!!!
-What the fuck?
Yo these fish are crazy bro, yo check it check it.
-Oh my God, they're really sucking.
Oh yeah, they're sucking alright.
-Bro Motoki, what the fuck?
Sorry I just got excited a little bit.
Tonight we are staying at a capsule hotel.
It's basically this small ass room here that's super cheap and yeah.. that's pretty much it.
Ahaha hey what's up guys, my name is Motoki, and welcome to my crib!
Over here we got my TV, over here some sheets, my pillow, we got some headphones, and a mirror!
Ahaha yeah dude, that's it, see you guys next time.
Well that's it for tonight guys, goodnight!
Alright you wanna go back to our hotel?
- Yeah yeah I like the other place.
Let's go.
Grandma!
How are you?
-I'm good.
Good to hear.
-What happened?
You used to be so cute.
Since I'm in Tokyo I decided I might as well do a little meet up.
Not sure if anyone will show up but we'll see.
-I'm really sorry the meet up didn't really go as planned.
Yeah I don't know if anyone showed up?
So do you like Motoki?
-Yes, we love Motoki.
Why?
-Why? Because he's funny.
We love you Motoki!
-I don't get it, I don't get it.
And just like that, we are back in the states again.
I don't know about you Chris, but I miss Japan already man.
-Yeah konichiwa my dude!
No..
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