You are always outspoken about every single thing in the world, and especially
politics, so I wanna know your thoughts on the election and what you got to say.
>> Well, first of all, let me say this.
I never thought that I would need plastic surgery, but
Donald Trump has cracked my face.
>> [LAUGH] >> I have permanent creases right here.
[LAUGH] Cuz I'm always, he'll say something, I'm like,
what the hell did you just say?
>> [LAUGH] >> Now, I have a ditch,
right here in the middle of my forehead.
Here's the thing, El, right.
Even from the beginning, they kept saying, well,
Trump just has to learn how to be more presidential.
He needs to learn how to control his temper and just not be so
impulsive, just fly off the handle.
Well, controlling your temper and
not being impulsive, those are things that I'm teaching my kids right now.
>> [LAUGH] >> And they are 7.
Donald Trump is 70, he's not gonna learn anything at 70.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> That's just who he is.
>> That is who he is.
>> That is just who he is.
>> So you've been watching the debates?
>> My God, yes, I've been watching.
And I gotta tell you though, he is on to something,
what he was saying, that we need to do more sneak attacks.
Yeah, that's his policy.
We're gonna do sneak attacks.
If instead announcing to ISIS what we're gonna do and all,
he was saying we should just do it, sneak attacks.
And I was like, well, that's a great idea because I know doing that whole
capture up to Bin Laden, I was sick of all the ads.
>> [LAUGH] >> And the promos.
>> [LAUGH] >> It was all the ads,
we're gonna kill him this Friday.
>> [LAUGH] >> Sneak attack, man, do a sneak attack.
>> [LAUGH] >> You buy the action figures, aah!
>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> Just ridiculous, it's ridiculous.
>> It really is, it's kinda crazy.
And I assume you're very excited about the prospect of having a female president.
>> My, I'm very excited, because really, we need someone to look out for us.
We can't even get equal pay for equal work,
although I think that's ridiculous because I think women should be paid more.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> I agree.
>> Look, we have more stuff to buy.
>> [LAUGH] >> That is so true.
>> We have more stuff to buy.
>> [LAUGH] >> I mean, there are things
that we have to do that men don't have to do just to be able to be taken seriously-
>> Yes.
>> In this world.
Look at all this makeup.
Look at that.
>> [LAUGH] >> This is a billion dollar industry.
Look at that, all this.
>> Yeah.
>> It's Halloween every day for us.
>> [LAUGH]
[APPLAUSE]
>> I don't even enjoy this.
I would love to be able to come out here with no makeup on.
But I know you all wouldn't have let me pass that step right there.
>> [LAUGH] >> You would've been like, no, no,
uh-uh, uh-uh.
>> It is- >> They just scratched a record over
there- >> It is-
>> Something went rip, what the hell, hey!
Get her back, get her back, get her back!
>> [LAUGH] >> Boy, so
you were in your special, you talk about Olivia and that she's into Barbie dolls.
And are you still, you're not letting her play with Barbie dolls?
>> No, no, and yeah, because I noticed that,
I was just looking at, we bought her the Barbie with the Dreamhouse.
And I was just looking, I was like, what does Barbie do?
>> [LAUGH] >> I mean, what does Barbie do?
What are we teaching her?
And my son, his toys, his dolls, they do things.
Do things like his Transformer is a robot.
And then he plays with it and it's a car.
He's learning things, he's using his mind.
But what is Barbie doing?
What does she transform into?
A ho.
That's it.
>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> Barbie's nothing but
a starter kit for the Real Housewives, that's all.
>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> You're so outspoken about it.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness month, and you had breast cancer and
a double mastectomy and you talk openly about your new breasts.
>> Yes, I'm used to the new girls.
It took a while cuz the old ones, I had broken them in, so-
>> [LAUGH] >> We got along, they didn't bother me,
I didn't bother them.
I wake up in the morning, just brushing my teeth and old boobs was just like.
>> [LAUGH] >> Hey.
>> [LAUGH] >> They were fine on their own.
They did their own thing.
But new boobs, cuz they're like 22 year olds now.
[LAUGH] >> So they wanna get out and do things.
>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> I gotta show them my ID every now and
then to remind them, hey, I'm 52.
We go into a bar or something, I just want a nice glass of wine,
new boobs jump up, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot.
I'm like, hey, no.
>> My God, you're hilarious.