today we are reacting to and breaking
down all the crazy medical type
situations and injuries from the tv show
it's always sunny in philadelphia but
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see that you don't believe me soda i'm
prepared to take a blood oath with you
oh my god oh my god oh my god
what the heck oh it hurts so much you
got tendons nerves ligaments you slice
that too deep you're not gonna have
function to be able to actually flex
your fingers come on don't do that all
right quick shake on it no i'm not gonna
touch you i love your blood oh you gotta
close this wall right here it's good
that they didn't shake hands because you
shouldn't be mixing each other's blood
that's how like diseases are passed get
up oh that is so nice oh with a
disgusting dirty sock what a bad idea
you have not have to worry about being
infected disgusting funguses that are in
socks and whatnot gross is frank
charlie's dad or not
i don't know i don't know who that is
what i do know is i came to work this
morning to find a very large bucket of
blood in my life
sample obviously oh my god that's all
his blood we shouldn't be pouring out
the 8 to 10 pints of blood that we have
in our body that would cause us to
be very hypovolemic low volume
tachycardia hypotension and we will kill
an individual if you take that much
blood you can't function with an acute
blood boss that great it was a massive
fleet like that there was blood
everywhere but we caught enough of it
yeah we must have caught a deep vein or
something most of this came from one man
did we take too much yes you do too much
so is frank charlie's dad or not the
only thing that i can tell you is that
based off of how much blood is in this
bucket your friend is in desperate need
of blood if you're losing this much
blood we actually do a mass transfusion
protocol you can potentially get up to
10 units of blood platelets ffp which is
fresh frozen plasma if you just give the
red blood cells back you're not giving
enough of the other components back if
you have a cut somewhere you don't have
any of the clotting factors and clotting
cascades to stop the
oh my gosh
how would you even describe something
like that it's so big no thank you they
should have sent the poet why is he all
bruised up in red marks everywhere those
red marks could be traumas injuries
bruising carposy sarcoma from hiv could
be hickeys bruising to the skin most
likely
oh i love a little bit of water
oh that's great
i hope there's real water flowing
it should be you right i mean you pulled
off the aids thing
god aids i'm assuming and now he's at a
water park is he putting other people at
risk unless he's like pouring out blood
he's not really gonna pass it along to
anybody water's got clorox and bleach in
it and he's not actively bleeding
oh there is no water flow
oh my gosh
to use a slide you need to have it like
coated with water so you don't cause a
burn like that
oh look at his back
oh my god look at all the blood
literally i just said unless there's
like blood pouring out of them and then
it just has blood pouring out like
that's disgusting in general everybody
needs to get out of the water
oh my gosh
so now you have exposure to blood the
biggest thing is mucus membrane so is it
getting through in your eye your mouth
that is an issue you need to wash those
out and if there is a worry of an
exposure you do hiv prophylaxis
so matt these blood tests are gonna show
you the damage that you've been doing to
your body and hope is that it will
incentivize you to finally lose some of
this disgusting weight you put on
they're appropriately wearing the
hospital gowns the opening is to the
back so it's appropriately wearing that
this is ridiculous dude all right i
don't eat lunch anymore for instance
yeah and on odd days i don't eat
breakfast that sounds miserable no dude
it's not miserable well yeah it is a
little bit miserable but it has to be
man no pain no gain the reason why we do
intermittent fasting is time restricted
eating is also another way to do it
you're allowing your body a break from
eating and studies have showed that it
potentially could help get into ketosis
which is really hard to do actually most
of the time with time-restricted eating
it just allows you to eat in a certain
period of time which usually because the
time is shorter you're going to eat less
so then you potentially will lose weight
read the results though well i see uh
severe dehydration here multiple vitamin
deficiencies anemia
intermittent fasting i want you to fret
okay i'm going to get you on my exercise
program i'm going to get you fit as a
physical these are these are your
results mr reynolds yup
what no those can't be my my results i'm
healthy
the fact that his intermittent fasting
is causing him to have dehydration that
is a reaction to potentially poor eating
and dehydration versus intermittent
fasting that wouldn't cause that you
have type 2 adult onset diabetes
type 2 adult onset diabetes
diabetes well that means you're going to
have to inject yourself several times a
day with insulin type 2 basically means
you had the function of your pancreas
that was producing insulin and now
you've burnt out function of the
pancreas itself producing insulin that's
not working the way it should we give
meds first to tell the pancreas to make
more insulin or else you probably need
to think about losing a little weight
early on in your process if you get
healthy reduce body fat body then
becomes more sensitive to insulin and
then you might be able to reverse the
diabetes that you have um i have cancer
yeah but i gotta go yeah
what i'm sorry what i have lung cancer
what oh no
how you don't even smoke there are other
ways to get lung cancer it's typically
an injury to the dna sequence of the
cell environmental things can cause it
mishaps can just cause it in an accident
of the gene sequencing itself you know
it's just one of those freak things
anything that you inhale in your lungs
potentially can increase your risk of
potential cancer guys my mom has lung
cancer calm down calm down okay because
my mom has a doctor that can cure the
cancer for 4 200 bucks so no big deal
why is 4 200 bucks
to cure cancer that's it sometimes
there's a place for alternative
medicines at the end of the day if you
potentially believe it's going to work
there's a possibility that it's going to
work i use ancient homeopathic remedies
derived from the mother earth you can't
get no cleaner than that i understand
the clean component but you know how
many plants are deadly to humans you
have to be really careful of what you're
actually ingesting how it's prepared all
of that dr jinx i have a eczema
situation that's burning me up good do
you have anything for that
oh that's not eczema eczema is basically
your body's aggressive response to
something and typically it's treated
with steroids and if it's horrible
there's sometimes immune modulators so
it has to do with your own immune system
reacting to something
what you have there my friend
that's sellers riders i've never heard
of sailors rod sailors right i'm not a
sailor dr jenks when the last time
you've been to haiti never i've never
been i've been to kensington when you
was in kensington did you have
intercourse with any hoes ladies of the
knights of prostitutes no don't worry
about it and i'm assuming it's related
to down in the groin area but sometimes
you can get like syphilis as a rash to
the skin somewhere else and i got what
you need okay
i love the oh oh oh that burns ah
mother earth don't play we have topical
steroids sometimes there's transdermal
absorption of different medications very
rarely would it work in that situation a
lot of times the body is just
overreacting it could be fungus it could
be infection with a bacteria it could be
a systemic issue causing an outward sign
of a rash i feel like it's going to be a
week before your system gets back to
normal you can't just eat my hair
oh my gosh she fell out the window [ __ ]
are you okay
that looked high the major rule of thumb
for trauma is if it's greater than three
times your height or 15 feet that's a
major trauma
right
obviously he has a head injury he's got
blurry vision you got to worry about
cervical fracture as well oh
are you okay and who might you be right
fell out my window you seem like a
really nice kid but my head is fine oh
my god
oh my gosh that's horrific
she said you can see skull like yeah you
can see skull like the tissue back there
is probably about a centimeter thick but
yeah you can get all the way down the
skull hopefully he doesn't have a skull
fracture who's the president of the
united states dick cheney he's pulling
all the strings oh [ __ ] frank what year
do you think it is 2006. when you hit
the head in the back like that the brain
smashes to the front of the skull and
goes back to increase your risk for
subdural hematoma as well as brain
bruising which then can cause amnesia
axonal injuries where you can't remember
anything and the question is does it
come back a lot of times it's hard to
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so i love he's got the classic mirror
that nobody uses anymore you got
pictures of anatomy in the back you got
the eye chart he's in his like
stethoscope jacket attire looks pretty
good just ask this guy
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even has like the the reflex hammer in
his left hand which we barely ever use
and it's to check for deep tendon
reflexes and it's a neurologic exam
study that we do that's just to make
sure that you have normal lower motive
function having to do with like spinal
cord to tendon reflex take it from me
i am a doctor dr toboggan
mantis toboggan believe me i'm the
doctor see anybody can just pop on the
internet put a fancy white coat on and
say that they're doc and you can
actually look at a doctor up online at
least in the united states check the
medical degree this was good i've never
seen always sunny in philadelphia i
really enjoyed it it had some good
medical clips had some weird stuff as
always some of the medical scenes are
totally inappropriate some a little bit
accurate this was great if you enjoyed
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healthy my friends
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