I know a lot about tWitch, obviously.
He's my pal, but right now I want
to know more about my audience.
So it's time to play--
It's a brand new game.
It's called Survey Says Whaaat?
Survey Says Whaaat?
So when we're going to play along, tWitch and I, and guest.
First you're going to start, and then I'll say if I think
it's lower or higher, then I'll do it, and then we'll--
it'll make sense later.
OK.
Not that we've rehearsed this or know what we're doing, but
Yeah, yeah.
I think I know what I'm doing.
OK.
So the question is, we surveyed the audience here.
tWitch, how many people here have gone streaking or flashed
a total stranger?
OK, I'm going to say--
Look how you're looking at them to judge them.
I know-- I'm going to say 29.
29 people.
Have either streaked or flashed a stranger.
Yes.
I am going to say it's higher.
I think-- you know, there's college days.
There's, you know--
True, true, true.
You have to really think back--
I'm going to say--
what?
OK.
Andy.
Like, we paid for these paddles, we need to use them.
I say it's higher.
Let's see.
By show of hands, how many people have done that?
That's a lot higher than 29.
Some people not as proud, their hands are lower.
64 people.
Wow, I was way off.
I know my people.
Yeah.
I was way off.
They're wild, my people are.
All right, but really, some people were proud,
and then some people were barely--
you, ma'am.
All right.
OK.
All right.
You ask me now.
Ellen, how many people here have ever
hooked up with more than one person on spring break?
More than one.
OK.
I don't think they're that wild.
I think some people are.
But I'm going to say--
I'm going to say three, four people
have hooked up with more than one person.
Four people.
Yeah.
What do you think?
Higher or lower?
Higher.
Already people are going higher.
I'm going to say higher.
Them by themselves, I've had 20 alone.
Dude in the back was like--
I guess it is going be higher since somebody is--
OK, how many people have hooked up with more than one person
on spring break?
There is one.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, so someone was delayed.
OK, I'll be honest.
And then somebody in the back.
So that's four.
Their friends are pointing them out.
All right, so four.
I got it right on the nose.
That's crazy.
All right.
Who said higher, though?
Who yelled out higher?
You yelled out higher.
How many people, ma'am, have you--
it was spring break.
It was probably a while ago.
A long, long time ago.
And how many people did you hook up with?
Get that microphone right in front of your face.
Three.
Three people.
That's whats up.
Three and a half.
Wow.
I'm not going to ask about that half.
Something didn't go well and you just stopped in the middle?
All right.
Your turn.
OK, Ellen, how many people here are
members of the mile high club?
Oh.
Well we know she is.
That was probably the half.
It got bumpy-- and then things changed.
I'm going to say--
I'm going to say 12 people are members of the mile high club.
12 people.
I'm going to say lower.
Oh, tWitchy tWitch.
Raise your hands if you're a member of the mile high club.
Look at my lady.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Did you count her, seven.
Look at you ma'am.
So happy about it, too.
So I think that's--
think that's less.
So you're right.
Ma'am, I'm so curious, because you are
so excited about saying, yes.
How long ago, and what happened?
In my honeymoon with my husband.
It's really tight in the area.
There's not a lot of space, you know?
I mean-- so you got to--
It was fine?
OK, good.
All right, tWitch.
How many people here have been drunk before noon?
I love how everybody is like--
Again.
230.
All right, I agree.
I think most of them are drunk right now.
All right, I agree with that.
I think it's probably even higher.
How many people have been drunk before noon?
Almost everybody in here.
All right.
So that-- Andy's wife right away.
Raising her hand like.
You're married to Andy.
I mean, of course.
Got to put up with the average.
All right.
What was the occasion?
Who raised their hand over here?
Yeah, right next to you.
Yes.
What was the occasion that you were drunk before noon?
Spring break, baby.
Of course.
All right.
Spring break, baby.
Well, you're not drunk now, right?
No.
OK.
But just in case it happens again--
Should I be?
Andy give her a gift card for Lyft.
OK.
Oh my gosh, thank you.
It's in his pants all the time.