Glitchy Boi & SMG4 Intro!
At the park, everyone is having a good time on Valentine's Day!
Yahoo! Wa-hoo! Yeah!
Look over there it's Boopkins!
Bewpkuns: Oh, I'm so happy a good spin Valentine's Day with you. Saiko-Chan.
o no it's like he's actually playing it
BoB: HeY bOoPkInS. LoNeLy On VaLeNtInEs, HuH?
Oh, I have a Valentine. She's right here.
Hey! That's pretty good!
Bob: ThIs Is ThE sAdDeSt ShIt I hAvE eVeR sEeN. (ShinyGold998: I agree.)
Boopkins: Hey, no! You don't understand. She's a really nice person! (SG: o really?)
Nobody really picks her, and she might be a bit different,
but I think it's those imperfections that make her special to me!!! (The moral of the story, folks.)
PlEaSe TeLL Me YoU'rE jOkInG.
NO! You don't understand! D:
HuH, wHaT a WeIrDo
CoMe On Bobella-chan, LeT's GeT oUt Of HeRe (SG: Angry Birds is MY favorite anime!)
I'm tired of people not treating you seriously, Saiko-Chan!
OOOOO You're right! That's it! -and then you can show people how cool you are!!!
Okay, time to bring you to the REAL world!
Make my waifu real!
(In unison) Make my waifu real! (SG:Oh mai gudnes, he actually has followers/protesters!)
Shoot it down!
(GO GO GADGET ANTI-WEEABOO MACHINE!)
OH SHIT!
Oh Mario, I need you to help me!
Hmmmm...
Whoa!
*Cartoon logic*
*Hairdo Pain*
Dafuq?
Boopkins: Oh, Anime gods, hear my plea!
Get me a Waifuuuu!!!!
Get me a Waifuuuu!!!! SMG4: ok
Get me a Waifuuuu!!!!
Aw man...Nothing's working. I'm sorry, Saiko...
DED
Huh? What was that?
Oh no!
Oh dear! Oh dear!
Who left this perfectly good wand here?
[IDEA HATCHING]
[IDEA HATCHING.]
[IDEA HATCHING..]
[IDEA HATCHING...]
Maybe it's possible now!
Abra, Ka...
ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴍʏᴡᴀɪғᴜᴄᴏᴍᴇᴛᴏʟɪғᴇ!
*Magic*
Uhh... Did it work?
Oh yay! It worked!
Hi, Saiko!
*Ouch*
Okay, let's go on a Valentine's date now!
Yeah! Come on!
Wahay!
hOlY SHiT Do MY eyeS dEcEve mE?!
BoOpKiNs AcTuAlLy hAs a PhIsIcAl SeETiEnt RL gIrLFrIeND!
pRaIsE ThE lOrd! He'S nOt A loSEr anYMoRe!
Boopkins: Hey!
BuT ShE'S NoT aS gOOd As mY VAlEnTiNe'S dAtE Here, hAhA (she is a fucking trash bag)
tHe FucK iS wrONg wiTH yOu? tHaT coSt Me A lOt oF mOnEy! (for a fucking trash bag?)
Saiko: Uh-oh, Spaghetti-o's!
Yayyyyyy!
BiTcH
Boopkins: That was fun!
Hmmmmm...
Saiko, what should we do next?
Maybe, I was thinking that we could-
(Lemmy is gibberish, speak English)
Oh boy! Do, I?
*Japanese music*
YEAHH!!
*???*
*Now showing: The TV show of the Gods!*
Lemmy: MY ANIME!
Boopkins: AHH! I DROPPED THE REMOTE! WHERE IS IT?! I DON'T WANNA SEE THIS!
Lemmy: OH MY GOD!
La-la-la hmm-hmm-hmm! x2
Konichiwa!
*Door slams*
AHH-HAHAHA! WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Baka (true)
*laughing*
*gibberish*
Oh yeah!
Hey!
Sugoi! :D
Okey-dokey! *gibberish*
Ahh! *phone rings* Waah!
Sorry.
Thanks!
*gibberish*
*she got your phone*(oh no)
Waah!
Ohh...
*drop*
*rocket launcher*
WAT THE FUK?
*KABOOM*
(this bitch is crazy)
Fuck this shit! I'm out!
Come back here! What's-a the matter with you?!
Toad: Ahh! No! Whoa!
Boopkins: Aww, but-
Awoo-woo-woo! No-no-no!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Toadette: *growls*
Toad: OH GOD NO! AHH!
NO! I DON'T WANNA GO!
*screaming continues* (may the lord heal your sins)
Boopkins: But...but I don't want to upset her... (just do it)
I'm so glad you could come to my house, Saiko-chan. This is gonna be so much fun.
I haven't had a guest over since...uh...
Ooo! I want to show you all of my cool toys!
Like this Shrek, and this rock, and this Mario
(Saiko is unimpressed)
I also want to show you my most prized possessions.
Look at these sweet Waifu Pillows!
These are my waifu pillow toys, I got plenty more of them.
Hmm, let's see...
1,2,3,
15,97...
About 5,372,227! (Well Damn That's a lot of pillows)
(she going to faku you up)
Saiko: Hey!
Boopkins: Oh, I'm glad you like them!
Hmmm...I'm hungry now. I'm gonna go get us some lunch.
I made us my favorite school lu-
Oh my god!
(told you)
I-I'm sorry Saiko, but I can't do this anymore!
I'm dumping you!
Saiko: NANI?!
I don't want to sound mean, but I can see why nobody picks you from your game now...
I think we need some time apart (don't you think)
(you think)
Wait! Saiko!
At least I have you, Heavy-chan...
b a b i e s >:D
Beautiful Beach :D
*Wa bro doing something evil*
*Shy guy sad
*Wierd shy guy noise*
Okay!
*Magic (?)*
You're f*cked! You're just f*cked!
*More Shy guy shitty noise but with sad song*
That'll be $85.
*Shy guy having depresion
HEY! Mama mia...
I'll get you next time
*Anime Girl Spotted*
*Evil Wa bros laugh*
*A Wild Wario*
PSYKE!
Waluigi: HA! GOTTEM!
Wario: WAT
*Wario and Waluigi trying to get their flower back*
*backing up*
*booking it*
*Fear*
*JuMpScARE*
*Squeak X6*
Boopkins: Aw man...today's been horrible...
oh shit
SMG4: OH MY GOD!
Mario: My ass...
Konichiwa!
Boopkins: Saiko-chan! What are you doing?
*screaming like a bitch*
MARIO! HELP!
*Mr.Hoovy:You stupid plumber*
AHHH-HAHAHA!
OHH-HOHOHO!
*door is locked* Waah! x2
*the windows is locked too*
SHIIIIIIIII-
Wario & Waluigi: PLEASE DON'T HURTA ME, DESU-
Boopkins: Saiko! Stop this at once!
We don't mean you any harm!
(we all know that was your fault)
*Anime patrol is summoned*
HERE WE GOOOOOO!
*Mario use--a stick?*
*It was ineffective*
Oh, Shit! Haha!
*Mr.Hoovy:HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!*
Oh hello there
SMG4: YOLOOOOO
Saiko: REEEEEEEEE
Boopkins: Aw man...what do I do?
Looks like I have to do what I do best!
Saiko-chan?
This one's for you!
♪Don't go breaking my heart!♪
Saiko: ♪I couldn't if I tried!♪
Boopkins: ♪Honey if I get restless♪
Saiko: ♪Baby, you're not that kind♪
♪Don't go breaking my-♪
♪Don't go breaking my heart!♪
♪Don't go breaking my-♪
Saiko: ♪I won't go breaking your heart!♪
Mario: GOTCHA BITCH!
Wario & Waluigi: YEA-HAH!
Wario: All for me!
Boopkins: Why, Saiko? Why'd you do all of this?
I didn't mean for you to get so mad. I just...
Saiko...please don't cry...
Let her go...
Just do it!
Mario: Fine!
*WAAAAAAAACH MOJO with peach i guess: Top 10 saddest Anime stories*
I'll always be your friend, Saiko-Chan...
*this is sad...*
ShinyGold998: I cri everytime. No, really. I do. It's like I'm the same person, except I'm a guy. 'm always left out of true love whenever Valentine's Day comes every year. I feel like I'm pouring too much heart and soul into this one long caption.
Mario: Mama mia...
*gibberish*
*thud*
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