- [Pauly] Yo look at that storm coming.
- [Ron] There's a storm a brewing.
My life has been pretty crazy since The Shore.
You know, I live in Vegas,
I have a girlfriend, Jen.
I'm a soon to be dad, it seems.
I'm definitely grown up, I'm definitely an adult.
As much as I make mistakes
or I might of strayed or do the wrong thing
I always try to do the right thing.
- For the rest of the trip-- - I'm scared.
- For the rest of this vacation,
you shall address me by My Government.
- Incarceration?
- [All] Oh!
- [Pauly] Oh, damn.
- I like you!
- [Deena] Welcome to the family.
- [Jenny] Welcome to the family girl.
- I wish I could get in the jacuzzi.
- What?
- I wish I could get in the jacuzzi.
It sounds so good. - It's too hot, right?
- Has it even been used yet?
- Huh?
- [Jen] Has anybody got in it yet?
- What?
- The jacuzzi?
- Uh, just the first night when all those people came back.
All those girls or whatever.
Vin offering out the jacuzzi services.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- Were you in there?
- Who the hell that? - Who the hell that?
- Maybe housekeeping hasn't come yet.
- Angeliners? - Shut up!
- [Mike] Oh that's true.
- [Vinny] Hey!
- Awkward.
Holy, it's Jen.
What the hell is Jen doing here?
- Ron is not here.
- I'm scared, hide me.
Get up.
- Do you guys know what happened last night?
- We don't know what happened, but we saw--
- [All] Hello.
- He's not here right now?
- [Mike] No, he's not.
- Ronnie's our brother at the end of the day,
and we're looking out for him because she looks mad.
So, we're just like, "I don't know.
"He was just here a minute ago, he must've stepped out."
- Last night, he was on a rampage,
texting me every name in the book.
- Well, he was saying that you blocked him,
he couldn't see the baby, that's why he was going crazy.
- I blocked him because he text me over 300 times
how I'm a whore, I'm a slut, I'm a bitch.
I didn't even read it all,
it's just text, text, text, text, text, text, text.
- But we also don't know if you're like triggering him,
and you're pushing buttons.
- Where's the baby right now, too?
- She's with my friend.
- Okay.
This girl, Jen, leaves a brand new baby
to come out and probably get into a fight.
That only shows me how crazy this girl actually is.
- Ron met his match with Jen.
No matter how hard Ron tries to clap,
Jen claps back 10 times fold.
- Ron, you're texting me I'm a whore, I'm a liar,
I'm a (mumbles).
- Cool down, Jen, calm down.
- [Jen] No, I'm not gonna calm down.
- Sit down so I can talk to you.
- No.
- So, after we were supposed to hang out last night,
you blocked me.
- [Jen] I don't want to hear your whole story.
You text me at 1:30
slut, whore, liar, cheater, bitch, all this.
- Right now, Jen's freaking out.
- You're calling me a whore?
- Screaming, yelling, the same thing that always happens.
It's gonna be chaos.
You are driving me crazy.
- How? - You keep holding
my kid over me!
- Because I blocked you, how? - All the time.
- She's home, bro.
- Every time. - She's home.
- All you do is use that kid as a--
- You're a psychopath.
You're a loser.
You're a piece of.
- [Security] Whoa, okay, okay.
- You're calling me a whore, what the?
- Ronnie is crying right now.
Something must be going on that you're not telling us about.
- I'm going through hell with her.
Every move I make, I'm scared that my child's gonna be gone.
- He's finally started opening up to us
and we see all the demons coming out.
- I have nothing to go home to.
- You got a crazy bitch pregnant.
She's gonna always win, until you become a man.
- When she says, "I'll take your kid."
She takes my kid!
You don't get that.
Like, it's at a point where I gotta go like this
to see my kid.
- It blows my mind that Ron doesn't understand
that he has options.
He can file the proper protocol and legal steps,
and then let Jen up.
- I think he doesn't want to take the final step
and actually really go through the legal process
because he doesn't want his daughter
to grow up in a single household.
- There's nothing wrong with being in a single household.
- The only one that's gonna lose in the next couple of weeks
is the baby, okay?
In my mind, the baby's gonna lose.
- She's gonna lose if you guys stay together
that's how she's gonna lose.
Are you scared?
Like, do you love Jen?
- I think he just doesn't want to lose the kid.
- Fathers get chances.
- No they don't.
- She has a record.
You have a better chance.
- [Jen] Hello?
- [Ron] Hi.
I'm leaving Ariana with my mom right now
to go see the roommates.
- Have fun.
- See ya'll later.
- And I just want them to see Jen the way that I see Jen.
- See you later alligators.
Have a great time.
- They'll see the person that I fell in love with.
The person that's funny, likes to have a good time,
and I love her, and I want everyone to see why I love her,
and why I fell in love with her.
- Yo, so who's gonna say something
to Jen right away, anybody?
- No way.
- I'm scared. (laughs)
- [Deena] You guys.
- Somebody gotta call her out though.
- They're coming.
- [Jenny] They're here, they're here.
- Uh-oh, uh-oh. - Oh my God.
- Take off your seatbelts, Jen's coming to dinner.
- I don't know what to do with my hands.
- Oh there they all are.
(party horn)
- Hi. - Oh my God, hi.
- Hey girl.
- I think we're all getting a little nervous.
I need like four more wines, two shots,
a Xanax, and I need to go find a hole to crawl in.
Your mugshot, you look hot.
- Oh my God.
- Yo, that is the most gangster mugshot.
- So gangster.
- There goes Jenny.
- Awkward. (police siren effect)
- Nobody was talkin'.
It was awkward, felt the need to just
let's make a joke, guys.
- Now they're calling me The Incarceration.
- Oh.
- They're like "Who's the Incarceration now?"
and I'm like damn!
- Karma, karma.
- I apologize.
I know everything sounds so psycho and crazy.
- We want the best for you guys, both you guys.
We want Ronnie to be happy.
- When Jen apologized to everyone,
I feel like it shows character.
She loves me and respects me enough
to know that these people will be
a part of our lives forever and you have to respect them.
- On that note, I say we have a toast
to Mr. and Mrs. Taters and the future and family.
- Salud. - Happy Birthday!
- [Pauly] Oh yeah.