Let's do it again. So we have some, we can do a few takes
For I do it only angel and snake voice. Hey guys so great to have you here today!
I'm Indy Neidell. Welcome to the Great War
Testing I'm Indy Neidell and much like Jean-Claude van Damme I can crack a walnut with my butt
Konichiwa bitches, what up?
Now in the streets there is violence
And then a lot of work to be done
No place to hang out the washing and they still can't feed everyone. Good God!
We're gonna Rock down to electric
Avenue, and then we take it higher [Bamba]. Oh, we gonna Rock down to electric
Aven.. oh
Yeah
Yeah, cool, cool right, sorry.
Taking many times the losses that the German and austrian enemy did
The reason for the hatement, the reason for the hassle was 'cuz an Archduke was shot
As they approached the village of blyde and as the sun went down
Blade, Blad, Blad, Blad, Blad blahahahad
The French Army leader [french stuff]
He, he told his a chief of staff [more french stuff]
That he should bring in general [even more french rambling to stop the German attack
[Indy's Spanish]
[Probably Flo speaking spanish]
We don't have a library
*stare*
Why are we not in a jagermeister commercial?
I'm Indy Neidell and this is a public service announcement from snake
*Angel and Snake intro*
Hello. I am Snake from famous TV series
Angel and Snake, that you have perhaps seen right here, and today I come into studio, are going to film new exciting
Exciting and thrilling episode of Angel and Snake, but when I come here Angel not here!
Not kidding Angel not here in studio! I look around I see Angel nowhere
I think, how can I film without Angel here by my side?
He my enemy, but we also friend in many many ways! We only actor without real enemy, but Angel not here
So this public service announcement because I need to find Angel in order to produce more
episode of Angel and Snake, please write to email address on screen you see right there in front of you if you have any
Information reading to recovery of Angel, I'm not making this shit up! He's really not here
Angel is not here in studio. I have no idea where Angel is, I desperate, I wondering, I almost cry
But Snake not able to cry for Snake a snake
Hai
Well, thank you Snake. We certainly hope you're reunited with Angel soon, and we get to see more of your adventures
See you next time,
Okay
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa,Whoa,Whoa,Whoa, Hey Woah
Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba Baba
Meanwhile in German East Africa
Von Lettow-Vorbeck
Troops were on the run and general Jung Smuts and his South African forces had pushed them out of Tanga
I wonder if I'll ever do a whole episode
beginning to end with no mistakes
The wars in the skies and on the seas had grown in intensity and violence and the future of the middle east had, ah fuck
Jesus Christ
That was nearly the entire fucking thing.
Another philosopher Ludwig-wig-wig,
Ludwig
It's hard to do the vig-dig-vig
That same day another philosopher Ludwig-wig-vig
Ludwig Vikelstein.
Philosopher, Ludwig Vik. Why can't I do it?!
Okay, that same day another Philosopher Ludwig
Yeah,
That same day another Philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein
On March the 3rd
1916 I do was beginning with a several cavalry charges. Yeah. I like that yeah. The yeah
Yeah.
In many ways the birth hour of Austrian and New Zealand national consciousness if you want, Austral, Austrian
Yeah, oh my God
Oh geez thanks
We would nev.. , we would have to end the show
Welcome once again to most popular TV show Angel and Snake
Last time on Angel and Snake, Angel no-nowhere to be found, was he dead?, was he capture?, or was he on
oohah, Secret Mission? Well now Angel, he back
he was on secret mission! For-for Japan government, but he captured by
America government, and he held prisoner for a long, long, long, time ohhah
They tried torture, poor Angel onced captured him, but they put him in room with a acid leak ohhh
but they don't know, Angel he have a Secret Identity, when not Angel as a
professor of chemical engineering and hi-hi big Macgyver fan so Angel he take out piece of a chocolate because a
Sucrose in chocolate it
Defeat Sulfuric acid and make gummy material true story, so angel he escaped, he returned to Japan
and
Now he's back. That's right Angel is back with a vengeance!
He's got 24 hours to make all the right moves
Superintendent Mcnamara wants his badge because Angel has his own brand of justice
And the top brass don't like that. He's one good Cop. Above the law under siege and
Out for justice. Don't miss today's instant classic episode of Angel and Snake
That's gonna be fantastic.
This episode is dedicated to shifty shell-shock from Crazy Talent
Okay, it's not
If you're interested in the art of world war war you can check out our special.. world war war?
Aren't you glad you saw that? Yeah, yeah. The stone classic to everybody out there watch speak the hungarian rapper
stub did business ee come on chick
Buznizz.
Every day when I make my way to the
tubby. I find a little fella, who's cute yella and chubby
rubbaba rubby, rubbaba Ducky, Rubber Ducky joy of Joys
When I squeeze you you make noise, great line, Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you