THERE IS ONLY ONE THING THAT CAN POSSIBLY FOLLOW SUCH A BEAUTIFUL
THING AND THAT IS JUMPING INTO THE NEWS.
>> WASN'T SURE ABOUT IT.
>> IT WAS SUBTLE, YOU HAVE TO READ THE SIGN.
>> James: THANK YOU, YOU CAN TELL BY THE EYEBROWS, THAT IT
WAS THE NEWS.
>> THANK YOU, TIM, THANK YOU.
>> James: YOU KNOW WHAT, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO BE IN CHARGE
OF THE NEWS JINGLE.
SO HERE IS WHAT WE WILL DO.
YOU READ THE SIGN.
ARE YOU IN CHARGE OF READING THE SIGNS AND LETTING STEVE KNOW.
>> GOT YOU.
>> James: OKAY, BECAUSE IT IS DIFFICULT FOR STEVE AT THIS
ANGLE.
I UNDERSTAND.
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY WE CAN POSSIBLY FOLLOW DAVE'S BEAUTIFUL
SONG AND THAT IS IF WHICH GET INTO THE NEWS.
PERFECT.
TOMORROW IS EARTH DAY.
AND TO MARK THE OCCASION PRESIDENT BIDEN WILL BE MAKING
AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT AT TOMORROW'S CLIMATE LEADERS
SUMMIT.
HE WILL BE PLEDGING THAT THE YEURCHLTED STATES WILL CUT GREEN
HOUSE GAS EMISSIONS BY ROUGHLY HALF, WHICH IS GREAT NEWS FOR
THE ENVIRONMENT AND TERRIBLE NEWS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO
CONTINUE DRINKING THEIR ICE COFFEE THROUGH A SOGGY CARDBOARD
STRAW.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK, IF BIDEN REALLY WANTS TO DO THIS.
IF HE WANTS TO GET RID OF HOT AIR, YOU KNOW WHERE HE SHOULD
START, CONGRESS.
YEAH.
>> Reggie: YES.
>> James: THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
IT IS LOCK CONGRESS IS LOCKED IN.
THAT WAS A TAKEDOWN.
YOU JUST WITNESSED A TAKEDOWN.
MONDAY NIGHT, TAKEDOWN FOOTBALL.
WEDNESDAY NIGHT REMOVE CONGRESS.
BAM, DONE.
REALLY INTO THIS AIR HORN AT THE MOMENT.
AND REALLY KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON.
GOT IT.
IF YOU WANT TO REMOVE HOT AIR, YOU KNOW WHAT HE SHOULD DO,--
TRYING TO GET RID OF HOT AIR, IAN, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY
SHOULD DO, DO YOU KNOW WHERE THEY SHOWED START?
CONGRESS.
RIGHT, STRAP IN, FOLKS T IS THAT TYPE OF NIGHT.
THE PLEDGE IS TO CUT GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS IN HALF BY THE
YEAR 2030.
SO SUSAN, THAT MEANS YOU PROBABLY ONLY GOT ANOTHER FIVE
YEARS IN YOUR HUMMER H3.
>> AND THIS IS PRETTY AMAZING.
WHOLE FOODS HAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THEY ARE GOING TO START
LETTING CUSTOMERS PAY FOR THEIR GROCERIES BY SCANNING THE PALM
OF THEIR HAND.
PRETTY AMAZING.
ALTHOUGH IT WILL SLOW THINGS DOWN WHEN THE PERSON PAYING IS
ALSO A GIRL WHO JUST GOT ENGAGED.
I KNOW.
HOY-- HOW ARE THEY GOING TO DO THIS?
HOW IS IT GOING TO WORK?
>> JAMES, THERE ARE SO MANY REALITIES AND POSSIBILITIES.
I'M SURE SOME SOLUTION WILL FIND ITS WAY DOWN THE PATH
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: I THINK THOSE EDIBLES HAVE KICKED IN.
PAYING FOR GROCERIES WITH THE PALM OF YOUR HAND.
NOW JUST IN CASE YOU ARE A LITTLE SHORT ON FUNDS, THEY HAVE
ALSO INSTALLED THESE AT EVERY REGISTER.
TAKE A PALMY, LEAVE A PALMY.
AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS, A BEER BRAND NATURAL LIGHT ALSO
KNOWN AS NATTY LIGHT IS NOW OFFERING-- DOES SOUND DIFFERENT
IN A BRITISH ACCENT, DIDN'T YOU, I KNOW YOU WANT IT TO BE A NATTY
LIGHT, I THINK IT IS SO MUCH TO BE NOAB AS NATTY LIGHT.
THEY ARE NOW OFFERING BOOZEY ICE POPS, THE FROZEN STREET COMES IN
THROO FLAVORS, STRAWBERRY LEMONADE AND PINEAPPLE LEMONADE
AND CONTAINS 8% ALCOHOL.
YOU KNOW, FOR QUIDS.
BOOZEY ICE POPS, A SUMMER TREAT THAT SAYS OF COURSE I'M
DIVORCED, I'M FINE.
AND FINALLY, AMAZON HAS A NEW PRODUCT OFFERING.
THEY ARE OFFERING HAIRCUTS.
THE WORLD'S FIRST AMAZON SALON IS NOW OPEN IN LONDON, PROVIDING
TECH ENHANCED HAIR DRESSING SERVICES.
THE HAIRCUTS ARE CONDUCTED INSIDE A BUSH NEXT TO YOUR FRONT
DOOR.
BUT UNFORTUNATELY, SINCE ITS AMAZON, THE SALON ONLY OFFERS
ONE OF TYPE OF HAIR STYLE, THE BEZOS.