ROBOCOP IS REAL.
HOW ABOUT THAT FOR HEADLINE.
SHAN FIRST
SHOPPING CENTER IN PALO ALTO CALIFORNIA WHICH IS THE REALLY
EXPENSIVE RODEO DRIVE SHOPPING CENTER IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA
HAS A NEW COP ON THE STREET AND WE HAVE A VIDEO OF IT.
LET'S
TAKE A LOOK.
I THOUGHT IT LOOKED LIKE A VERY LARGE VIBRATOR.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT IT LOOKED LIKE.
CAN YOU HEAR US
NOW?
WHAT IS IT DO?
IT JUST TRIES AROUND LIKE THAT THAT
I'M GLAD YOU ASKED.
THE FEATURES OF THE ROBOT THAT THEY
ARE USING THAT LOOKS LIKE
PHALLIC DALLEK FROM DOCTOR WHO, IT HAS HD INFRARED CAMERA,
MICROPHONES SO IT LISTENS FOR THINGS LIKE THE SHATTERING OF
GLASS, HE CAN INTERCEPT MOBILE
PINKS FROM PHONES AND IT CAN SCAN UP TO 300
PLATES PER MINUTE.
THE LICENSE PLATE.
THE LICENSE PLATES IN A MINUTE.
AS FOR THE DESIGN,
STACY DEAN SIMMONS WHO IS THE FOUNDER OF NIGHT SCOPE WHO
CREATED THIS ROBOT, WE COULD'VE GONE TO WAYS WITH THE DESIGN
FRIENDLIER ROMANESQUE, BUT YOU DON'T SCARE EVERYONE AND MAKE
THEM NOT LIKE THE TECH; YOU WANTED TO BE COMFORTING.
LIKE A
POLICE OFFICER ñ
SHE DID NOT GROW UP IN A MINORITY COMMUNITY.
YOU WANT TO WALK A FINE LINE BETWEEN HAVING A COMMANDING
PRESENCE AND ASKING A GRANDMA OR LITTLE JANIE.
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE THAT QUOTE.
THEY ARE RIGHT.
DESIGNING IT LIKE A SMALL VIBRATOR DOES MAKE
IT A LITTLE MORE FRIENDLY, AND APPARENTLY THEY HAVE LIPSTICK ON
A COUPLE OF THEM BECAUSE WOMEN ARE COMING UP AND KISSING THEM.
THAT IS VERY CUTE.
IS FUNNY HOW MARKETING WORKS.
YOU MAKE IT
LOOKS A LITTLE CUTER INSTEAD OF LIKE ROBOCOP AND THREATENING,
AND PEOPLE ARE LIKE THIS GREAT DIET HAS ALL MY INFORMATION.
THAT'S TERRIFIC, WAIT A MINUTE.
LET'S TALK ABOUT ITS UPSIDE
DIETS UPSIDES ARE REAL.
WE DON'T LIVE IN A BLACK AND WHITE
WORLD.
FOR EXAMPLE, THEY HAVE DIFFERENT KINDS OF LISTS THAT
THE RABBIS KEEPING TRACK OF.
ONE THING IS A BLACKLIST.
HOW
DO YOU GET ON THE ROBOTS BLACKLIST.
I KNOW IT SOUNDS
ABSURD, BUT THERE IS A REAL REASON FOR AND IT IS IMPORTANT.
IF SOMEONE HAS A RESTRAINING
ORDER ON YOU AND THEY WORK AT THAT MALL AND THE ROBOT HAS A
LICENSE PLATE AND IT PICKS UP OH SOMEONE ON THE BLACKLIST IS IN
THE MALL, IT LETS THE COPS KNOW.
THAT COULD REALLY HELP SOMEONE
AND MAYBE SAY THEIR LIVES.
A DISGRUNTLED FORMAL EMPLOYEE.
YOU WANT THEM COMING BACK AND SHOOTING THE WHOLE PLACE UP.
HE
IS ON THE BLACKLIST, HIS LICENSE PLAY SHOWS UP, THEY DON'T
NECESSARILY COME IN AND REST THEM BUT THEY INVESTIGATE AND
THE ROBOT GIVES THEM LEADTIME TO DO THAT BECAUSE HE PICKS IT UP
RIGHT AWAY.
IN FACT, THEY CLAIM IN SANDY HOOK, IF THE COPS HAD
GOTTEN THEIR 60 SECONDS EARLIER THIS COULD HAVE SAVED 12 MORE
LIVESTOCK KNOW HOW TRUE THAT IS, BUT IF IT IS REMOTELY TRUE YOU
SAY OKAY, I GOT IT.
SPEED MATTERS.
HAVING A ROBOT THERE
MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET THE COPS THERE QUICKER.
I HAVE GIVEN A
LOT OF UPSIDES AND THAT IS REMOTE TO BLEND THE
CONVERSATION.
WE'RE SAVING
LIVES.
THE DOWNSIDE IS IT IS REPORTING ALL THE LICENSE
PLATES.
IT'S RECORDING
EVERYTHING.
IT IS BIG BROTHER.
WE ARE RECORDING EVERYTHING.
I
DO NOT KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO AT THE MALL.
I LITERALLY
COULDN'T COME UP WITH AN EXAMPLE AFTER A WHILE, THEN I GOT WHEN
AT THE END.
I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IN A 2ND.
BUT STILL, I DO NOT
WANT TO BE RECORDED.
ENCASE I DO SOMETHING SLIGHTLY WRONG.
IF
I'M IN DOING SO THEY REALLY WRONG, I PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE
FACE, FAIR ENOUGH.
THE IDEA OF IF YOU ARE NOT GUILTY, YOU HAVE
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, BUT WHO WANTS TO BE RECORDED AT ALL
HOURS OF THE DAY AND ALL THE TIME.
YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING
WRONG DOCS ONE OF THE THINGS I REMEMBERED WAS DONALD TRUMP,
WHEN HE WAS DEFENDING BILL CLINTON'S MORALS IN THE 1990S
AND HERE THIS IN A BOOK, SAID THOSE CONSERVATIVE GUYS ARE ALL
HYPOCRITES.
THERE BEING MORE OR LESS AGAINST BILL CLINTON'S
SEXUAL SHENANIGANS, NOW HE IS CALLED BILL CLINTON'S A RAPIST
THAT'S ULTRAM FOR YOU, BUT THAT BACK THEN HE WAS DEFENDING THEM
AND HE SAID I KNOW BECAUSE ONE OF THE CONGRESSMEN WAS THAT ONE
OF MY HOTELS WITH HIS MISTRESS AND ANOTHER CONSERVATIVE PUNDIT
WAS I ONE OF MY RESORTS WITH HIS
GIRLFRIEND.
HE IS TRACKING EVERYONE WHO COMES TO HIS HOTELS
AND RESORTS.
YOU GIVE PEOPLE THE POWER TO TRACK PEOPLE AND
THEY WOULD USE IT.
ALL OF A SUDDEN, AGAIN WE ARE HAPPY THAT
WE FOUND OUT RAY RICE WAS
BEATING HIS FIANC…E THE TIME, BUT YOU ARE A FAMOUS PERSON
IN THAT CASE.
THEY ARE RECORDING EVERYTHING YOU DO IN A CASINO BECAUSE
THEIR CAMERAS EVERYWHERE.
IF YOU GRABBED YOUR CROTCH AT THE WRONG TIME YOU ARE
GOING TO GET BUSTED JUST THE SAME, I DON'T KNOW IF
THAT'S A THING PEOPLE DO BUT YOU SEE WHAT I AM SAYING?
YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG, IT IS JUST TOO OPPRESSIVE DIE
FINALLY CAME UP WITH AN EXAMPLE OF WHEN THIS COULD BE
DEEPLY PROBLEMATIC.
SOME MALLS, PROBABLY NOT THE RODEO DRIVE A PALO ALTO BUT
SOME MALLS HAVE MASSAGE PARLORS.
THINK GOODNESS.
ANP'S.
ASIAN MASSAGE PARLORS.
I HADN'T HEARD THAT BEFORE.
YOU DON'T GO TO THE WEBSITES I GO TO.
APPARENTLY NOT.
I LIKE THAT IT SAID IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO
COME UP WITH THIS EXAMPLE.
I REMEMBERED ñ THERE WAS THE
CHRISTIAN MORALIST OF
FUNDAMENTALIST IN A STORY COUPLE OF YEARS AGO THAT WOULD GO TO
THOSE STRIP MALLS AND THEY WOULD WRITE DOWN THE LICENSE PLATES OF
THE GUYS WHO ARE GOING TO GET A MASSAGE AND THEN THEY WOULD GO
AND TRY TO FIND THEIR WIVES OF THEIR GIRLFRIENDS OR WHOEVER AND
IF THEY WERE SINGLE, THEY WOULD JUST REPORT THEM TO THEIR CHURCH
BECAUSE THEY ARE GOING TO JUDGE
NO MATTER WHAT.
NOW YOU DON'T NEED THOSE SMOKES WRITING DOWN THE LICENSE
PLATE THAT YOU HAVE A ROBOT TO DO IT FOR YOU.
ALL OF YOUR PRIVACY, UP IN SMOKE.
I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN THE WORLD.
IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU SAID BIG BROTHER DOWN THE SHOW BIG
BROTHER THERE IS A ROBOT THAT SHOWS UP CAUSING BY AND IT LOOKS
EXACTLY LIKE THIS AND SINCE IT HAS BEEN WATCHING THE WHOLE
TIME, IT HAS JOKES ABOUT EACH CONTESTANT AND I WOULD LOVE THIS
ONE TO BE LIKE I SAW YOU IN THE MASSAGE PARLOR YESTERDAY THAT
AM I CRAZY OR DOES THAT MAKE SENSE.
BY THE WAY, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I THINK BECAUSE WE ARE
NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK THIS BACK.
IT'S HERE.
THE PREMISE IS THE SAME IN THE STORY OF MY WAS ABLE TO SAVE
THE PEOPLE BECAUSE I HAD SURVEILLANCE AND IS THE SAME
PREMISE IN THIS HAPPENED THAT I HAVE NO PRIVACY LEFT BECAUSE
THERE IS SURVEILLANCE.
THOSE
ARE TWO DIFFERENT SCI-FI MOVIES AND THEY ARE EQUALLY DISTURBING.
OR MAYBE IT IS THE SAME SCI-FI MOVIE AND IT IS DISTURBING,
BUT THIS IS AN OLD DISCUSSION THAT WE HAVE TO ALWAYS HAVE.
SECURITY VERSUS PRIVACY AND WHICH IS WHICH DOT IS TOUGH
BECAUSE OF EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID.
IF YOU ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG, WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
BUT IT'S LIKE A LOT OF WHAT I NEED TO BE ABLE TO DO TO
FEEL FREE IS TO FEEL LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING.
I WILL GIVE YOU A REAL LIFE EXAMPLE.
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND I WAS IN NEW YORK CITY, WE WOULD GET
DRUNK.
SHOCKING.
IN THE VIDEO, LET'S ROLL IT.
KNOW, WE DON'T HAVE THE VIDEO.
THAT'S THE POINT OF THE
STORY.
THE ONE TIME I AM DRUNK AND IT'S NEW YORK CITY AND THEY
WON'T LET YOU INTO THE DIFFERENT RESTAURANTS SO I GO AROUND THE
CORNER AND I PASTE.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT, IT'S IN PUBLIC.
DO YOU KNOW THAT NOW, SOME KIDS OR ADULTS WHO ARE URINATING IN
PUBLIC ARE BEING PUT ON THE SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY BECAUSE THEY
EXPOSED THEMSELVES IN PUBLIC.
EVEN IF NO ONE SAW IT.
I GUESS
SOMEONE WOULD'VE HAD TO SEE IT FOR THEM TO BE ARRESTED BUT
OKAY, OH MY GOD.
SOMETHING YOU
DID, IT'S AN APPROPRIATE DIETS WRONG.
BUT IT IS NOT THE END OF
THE WORLD.
YOU DID IT WHEN YOU
WERE YOUNG, THAT'S IT.
THAT SUCKS.
I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD THAT
IT JUST AS YOU HARBOR TRADE LAW CAN BE IN THE CUP CAN MAKE
YOU A CRIMINAL IF HE FEELS LIKE IN A MATTER WHAT YOU ARE DOING
BECAUSE WHEN I WAS IN AMSTERDAM, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER
BEEN, THE FIRST THING I NOTICED WAS THAT IN THE TOWN SQUARE IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, THERE
WILL BE THIS LAZY SUSAN WITH URINALS AND THERE IS NO DOORS
AND YOU JUST WALK RIGHT UP TO THEM AND MEN ARE BEING RIGHT IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET THAT IN AMSTERDAM.
HAVE YOU SEEN THEM TAX
NO BUT I WANT TO GO RIGHT NOW.
THERE TRYING TO GET ME TO PARIS IN PUBLIC.
THIS IS SOME
KIND OF FLOUR THING AND I DON'T KNOW AND I AM GOING TO LOOK LIKE
AN IDIOT.
NO, SON OF A BENCH, THEY WERE.
YOU CAN GO P RIGHT THERE.
THIS WHOLE THING ABOUT PUBLIC URINATION IS JUST MADE UP.
AND BY THE LATER THEY ENFORCE IT ON BUT THAT'S A WHOLE
OTHER THING.
THEY ARE ALL MADE UP.
ALL THE LAWS ARE MADE UP.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE USED TO DO AS HUMANS A LOT DOCS PUBLIC
URINATION.
IT WAS ALL PUBLIC.
BUT NOW WITH ROBOCOP'S IN EVERY MALL, DON'T YOU DARE DO IT.
THE ONLY PLACE YOU COULDN'T SHIP WAS WHERE YOU 8.
THAT WAS THE ROLE.
THERE'S A SAYING ABOUT THAT.
THAT'S ONLY ONE RULE THAT WE DIDN'T MAKE UP.
THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE.
IVO NOTE.
IT'LL BE A VOTE THAT GOES INTO THE ABYSS OF BECAUSE THESE
ROBOCOP'S ARE COMING TO A MALL NEAR YOU, AND YES, SOMEONE
WILL USE IT TO JUDGE YOU.
IF THEY DON'T HAVE THIS THING, THEY WILL JUST PUT
INTO A SECURITY CAMERA AND HAVE THE SECURITY CAMERA HAVE
THE SAME KIND OF THING.
INSTEAD OF HAVING IT ON WHEELS WE CAN SEE IT THEY WILL
JUST FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE IT INVISIBLE.
IS PROBABLY ALREADY THERE.
THEY HAVE I SCANNERS, RIGHT?
THERE'S ALWAYS WE FOUND WHO DID IT BECAUSE THE VIDEO AND
THAT IS GREAT, BUT NOT ON THE STREET.
I FIND MYSELF COMING DOWN ON THE SIDE OF IF I AM NOT DOING
ANYTHING WRONG, WHY DO I CARE?
THAT RELIES FUNDAMENTALLY ON A TRUST IN LAW ENFORCEMENT.
NOT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU.
IF YOU ARE DOING ANYTHING WRONG, THEN MAYBE YOUR
GIRLFRIENDS BROTHER IS THE SHERIFF AND HE HAS A HARD
ON FOR YOU AND HE WANTS TO TAKE SOME INFORMATION AND
BLACKMAIL WITH YOU OR SCREAM OVER, AND THAT STUFF HAPPENS.
I AM NOT SAYING THAT I WOULD BE RIGHT AND HAVING ñ FMS OF HAVING
FULL CONFIDENCE THAT EVERY DAY I HAVE COMMENTS RUSH IN.
LET'S SAY YOU ARE IN SOME KIND OF A NEWS ORGANIZATION
THAT WANTED TO UPSET THE ESTABLISHMENT THAT YOU
WANTED TO TAKE THE MONEY OUT OF POLITICS AND THE NEWS MEDIA
AND THEY BRIBED SOME COPS TO GO PUT TOGETHER SOME STUFF TO
GET RID OF THESE GUYS WHO ARE UPSETTING THEIR APPLECART
AND THEY WANTED TO SMEAR YOU THAT THEY ARE DOING IT
RIGHT OUT OF BERNIE SANDERS, WITHOUT ANY INFORMATION, MEASURE
THEY HAD INFORMATION ON YOU AND THEY WANTED TO SILENCE YOU.
THEY WOULD DO IT.
YEAH,
IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S NOT THE GUY WHO'S DRIVING A PRETZEL
TRUCK OR ANY KIND OF TRUCK, IT'S PEOPLE WHO ARE AGITATORS
AGAINST THE SYSTEM.
THAT'S A NEEDS THE PROTECTION FROM STUFF LIKE THIS.
PEOPLE SAY WHY WOULD I CAN LISTEN DOING SOMETHING TAX
IT'S NOT YOU AND IT'S SOMETHING I WATCHING THE CUBS GAME ON
HIS COUCH, IT'S A GUY WHO'S AGITATING AGAINST THE
POWERFUL THAN NEEDS IS KIND OF PROTECTION BECAUSE THOSE OF
THE GUYS THAT THEY COME DOWN ON.
I'M RIGHT ABOUT THIS, RIGHT CENK?
YES.
THERE'S A RULE THAT IF YOU TAKE OUT MORE THAN $10,000
CASH FROM THE BANK THEY HAVE TO REPORT THAT TO THE GOVERNMENT
BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO MONEY LAUNDERING.
YOU CAN ARGUE
AGAINST THE RULE BUT I GET IT OVER ALL.
IF YOU CLOSE TO
$10,000 SOMETIMES THEY'LL REPORTED TO BECAUSE THEY DON'T
WANT YOU TO EVADE THE LAW BY TAKING 9900 BUCKS.
THERE NOT
DUMB.
THEY KNOW SOME PEOPLE DO
THAT.
BUT IN THE CASE OF ELIOT SPITZER, THEY WILDLY DOWN TO
5000 BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO GET ELIOT SPITZER BECAUSE HE WAS THE
SHERIFF OF WALL STREET AND HE WAS HURTING THE PROFITS OF THE
WALL STREET BANKERS.
THE GOVERNMENT ASKED HIS OWN BANK,
JUST LET US KNOW WHENEVER HE
TAKES OUT ANY CASH AND THEN THEY USE THAT AS AN EXCUSE TO
TRACK HIM AND WHEN THEY TRACKED HIM, THEY CAUGHT HIM WITH
PROSTITUTES.
ALL OF A SUDDEN WHO IS CHALLENGING THE POWERFUL
AND WAS THE SHERIFF OF WALL STREET, GONE.
THERE IS NO MORE.
AND YOU KNOW IT HAPPENED ASKED THE ROBBERS CONTINUE TO ROB
AND THEN THEY CRASH THE ECONOMY.
THEY GOT YOU JUST LIKE THEY GOT CAPONE ON INCOME TAX,
THEY GOT SPITZER ON COME TAX.
IT'S ALWAYS THE SEX.
YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE SEX.
I GUESS OR SOME PERCENTAGE OF THE
POPULATION, LUCKILY I AM SO BUSY I GUESS I'M IN A PERCENTAGE NOW,
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S LUCKY OR UNLUCKY, THAT HAS BORING SEX
LIFE REGIS DO THE RIGHT THINGS.
AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS DOWNLOAD TENDER.
TELL ME ABOUT
IT.
STUPID GIRLFRIEND.
A LOT OF PEOPLE DO THE WRONG THINGS BECAUSE THEY ARE HUMAN
BEINGS.
THEY GO HERE INSTEAD OF THERE AND THEY SLEEP WITH THAT
PERSON INSTEAD OF THAT PERSON AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW, LOOK AT
THAT.
YOU ARE LAMINATED.
IF THEY WANT TO ELIMINATE SOMEONE THEY KNOW THEY YOU DID
SOMETHING IS WORKING ELIMINATED FOR, YOU JUST HAVE TO FIND IT.
EVERYONE IS DONE SOMETHING THEY JUST HAVE TO FIND IT.
THEY USE THE PATRIOT ACT TO GO AFTER ELLIOTT.
WHAT'S WORSE IS IT WAS STUPOR FUN.
THAT REALLY GETS UNDER PEOPLE'S SKIN.
I AM NOT HAVING FUN, WHERE YOU HAVING FUN.
I GET TO BE WITH THOSE GORGEOUS WOMEN, WHY YOU?
THAT'S A, YOU ARE OUT.
BUT WAY, I WAS TRYING TO PROTECT YOU FROM
THE GUYS WERE GOING TO ROB YOU OF $2 TRILLION OF YOUR
RETIREMENT SAVINGS.
NO, YOU WERE WITH ATTRACTIVE WOMEN AND I
DON'T GET TO BE WITH THEM, I AM GOING TO JUDGE YOU, YOU ARE
GONE.
I JUST LOST MY
RETIREMENT.
OOPS.
THAT IS JUST BECAUSE OF THIS GOD DAMN ROBOCOP.
THAT'S RIGHT.