- I'm getting infected with the stupid!
- (React) We have found some of the dumbest people on the internet
and we're reacting to them today.
- It's like both of us! - It's a video of me!
(both laugh)
- We're gonna see some real dumb people,
I guarantee it.
- I just think they make poor choices.
- (officer) So I had to run your license,
since you don't have it with you.
It came back suspended, and... - (woman) I have to poop so bad.
(Lucas laughs)
- (officer) Huh?
- (laughs) Oh.
- (woman) I said it's my [censored] birthday!
- It's my birthday! (laughs)
- Oh she, I would've believed her the first part,
but now it's your birthday?
- (woman) Nobody is gonna come get me, right now I have to poop.
- Okay, so first it's birthday, then it's poop.
- Oh no! - Are you gonna arrest me?
Oh, she started the car! (laughs)
- That just made it 20 times worse.
- (woman) Can I go poop in your car?
- Can I go poop in your car?
- (officer) You could've already been on your way to jail.
- (woman) Yeah, not pooping?
- She's just gotta poop! Let the woman poop! (laughs)
- Birthday, poop, runs away from the cops.
- She just went through a lot of emotions though.
- I think she had a bad day.
- Well, she's having a worse day now.
- We drove recklessly, 'cause we needed a poop.
We've all been there.
- (narrator) The guy on the ladder had the unit on his neck
for at least two minutes.
- ♪ And you'll be ♪ - Oh!
- ♪ In a world of OSHA violations ♪
- Please, please, please, please, please, please.
- Are you serious?
- What?
- Neck strength of a bull right there, it's just...
(bull moos)
- Maybe that was like the only way to get it up.
- Well...
You need to come hang out with me for about a weekend.
- Yeah, I should!
- I'll make you do some manual labor,
we're gonna get some [censored] done.
- Never mind.
- Literally one wrong move. - There's just so many things, yeah.
- Ladder falls down, he falls down, it crushes him,
all on the guys on top, because they didn't pull it off of him.
- Yeah.
- He didn't die. He could've! (laughs)
- (man) Yeah!
- No!
- Oh!
- Ooh, he took the worst of it though.
- Okay, you brought that one, you run that risk.
- There is nothing I enjoy more than [censored] like that.
- That is actually, can we watch that again?
- Please!
Love it so much. Ah, that just...
- Ah! (laughs)
- That, to me, is like a hug from Jesus.
♪ (upbeat organ chord) ♪
A little hair tousle from the Buddha.
- If I was his girlfriend though, definitely would've been pissed.
Like pissed is an understatement.
- Stop, don't get me wet! - Hell no!
- You're going in with me!
- That was real dumb. - Yeah, see?
- He probably felt really stupid.
- They broke up. (laughs) - Oh! (laughs)
- (woman) Pure cane sugar, and you're just gonna dump it in there.
Up here, take some of our blue soda.
- Dude, dude! I know this pissed you off.
(React laughs)
- I hate these videos. - Wait, why?
- (woman) Dryer vent, that's where the lint goes.
- Mm-mm.
- I don't need to see more, Nicole. Please, please.
- The way she's acting like she knows what she's doing.
- That's not how things work. - That won't work.
- That's not how things work.
- That's not how it works. - No.
- I would not wanna have kids,
knowing that they will watch this video.
- I feel like the dumb people would be the one who watch this
and go (gasps) we should totally try it! (laughs)
(bell rings)
- I don't know, I feel like it's legit.
- No, it can't, no! No, don't fall for this!
Don't! - It made sense,
because it needs a churn.
- She's not dumb, she's just doing it for views.
- I felt stupider watching that. (React laughs)
Anyway, please let's go on to the next clip.
I can't keep dwelling on this, it's gonna eat at me.
- (woman) Slay!
- Oh, that's sick. - Oh, this one!
(Sharon laughs)
- (laughs) Her face!
- Look at her little feet!
- You see, that could work.
The tape on the door. - Yeah, I'm not gonna call it dumb,
'cause I could see where I would've done this.
- Do you have tape? - Can we tape him up?
- I will actually do it.
- I think that's like some drunk activity I would do with my friends.
(both laugh)
- Oh, oh, poor guy!
- Ah, they would've got me!
- That wasn't dumb, he didn't know.
- Never trust your friends. - No.
- Never!
- Never trust a bunny.
(modem beeps) - A what?
- You ain't know that, Hoodwinked? Never trust a bunny!
- I like pranks like that, 'cause nobody can get hurt.
- (React) Who would you do that to?
- Oh, pfft, who wouldn't I do that to?
You, for sure. - Huh!
- (man) Go.
- Why, why?
- He's gonna light his [censored] on fire.
- Oh my God!
(men laughing)
- That was really stupid.
- I feel like you can't have clothes on,
when you light your fart on fire.
Didn't you ever see Jackass?
- No.
- To be fair, I have tried that before.
- I grew up on Jackass, so that's like nothing, you know?
- Oh, I saw this.
- He's gonna break the glass.
- He did!
♪ (tense music) ♪
- Not his car. - What an idiot.
- Jumping on someone else. - What an idiot.
He deserved that, for sure! - Only in Hollywood, baby!
- This is just honestly making me so mad.
- Yeah, that was probably the worst one so far.
- Of course, it's a white guy, too. (Izzy screams)
- I don't get drinking. - Bro, oh, me either.
- Like I don't... - I am with you.
- I don't see the need in doing it.
- Agreed.
I very rarely do it. I just, yeah, not good stuff.
(bell rings)
- Oh, wait. Oh. (laughs)
- Ooh, Kylie Jenner lip challenge!
- Oh my God, is she stuck?
- Oh my God. - She got it stuck!
(Danny laughs)
- (laughs) That was so good!
- I don't think she's dumb, she just panicked.
- She got carried away. There's a difference.
- It's like when you would put your finger in those benches,
and then once you couldn't get it out, oh.
- Danny.
- You're like I wanna see if I can stick my finger in it,
you'd get really panicked, and then it would finally come out,
and you're like thank God.
- Danny! (laughs)
- When it was like the Kylie Jenner challenge and all that,
I did not get that. - What was that?
- They would take a shot glass. - Mm-hmm.
- (React) Yeah. - And they would put it.
It would make your lips look like lip filler.
- I'm doing it. (both laugh)
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- (laughs) That's so funny.
- This is cold. - It's going on so long!
- What the hell is he spelling? - Stupid.
- Do you know what it is?
- A word that like... What?
I'm really confused. - This is two gifts in one.
(React laughs) (Sharon laughs)
Do you know what the word might be?
It starts with an S. - Uh...
- Stupid. (laughs) - Yeah.
Have you ever done something like try to solve a puzzle,
but you couldn't figure it out, 'cause it's right in your face?
(Sharon laughs) - Wait, is it...
Why is she, wait, I'm confused.
It either has to go S-U or S-I, is one of those right?
(Sharon laughs)
- I feel like that one was a setup.
- No.
- Or he's just really fucking stupid. - That's the one you think is a setup?
Not the cotton candy one which was obviously fake?
- S-T, so it's... (Sharon laughs)
Stud. (Sharon laughs)
S-T-U... Oh, stupid!
(bell rings) (Sharon laughs)
Ah, that's kind of embarrassing.
- (man) God damn!
(rain pattering)
- (man) Getting an umbrella?
- (laughs) I can't!
- This guy, are you kidding me, right now?
- Look at that [censored] umbrella.
He ran all the way there for that? - Are you?
- That umbrella does not work. (laughs)
- That had to be a skit.
There's no way. - That had to be a skit.
- No one's that dumb. - No, uh-uh.
- That was a setup. - That was, that was...
If it wasn't, you are very dumb.
- ♪ About rolling down in the deep ♪ Oh, is he gonna get shocked?
- Is it the, wait, what is it?
- It just 'causes your muscles to contract.
- You got it king, slay! - I'm dead!
- He's pretty strong.
(both laugh)
- Oh my God! - Oh my God.
I wouldn't say this is stupid. This looks like fun.
- If we were drunk already, that's like some stuff, you're like...
- You wouldn't be able to feel it!
- Ah, it doesn't feel great, but it doesn't hurt.
- It gets intense, like it actually, it can really start to hurt.
- It's just stupid fun, yeah. - Yeah, stupid fun.
- (man) There you go.
- Oh, the rubber... (Danny laughs)
- Oh, you're so... - Oh.
(both laugh)
(crowd gasps)
- Nah, I wouldn't say she's stupid for that.
- (laughs) I'm so sorry. That's terrible.
- That was again, not dumb, that was stupid fun.
- Oh my God! - Oh no.
- You moron!
You are so stupid. (laughs) I can't get it out!
- There's no way you're getting that thing out.
- I mean, do you not know how those things work?
- Those doors scare me though, honestly.
Like going through it, I'm like oh God!
- That one was dumb. - Yeah.
- That one was dumb.
- What was the point of that?
- Play stupid games, win stupid prizes on that one.
- Exactly. (bell rings)
- (narrator) Getting the world's dumbest tat with my cousin.
- Dumbest tat?
(group laughs)
- I've seen some pretty dumb tats. - Yeah.
- (woman) That's the most dumb thing in the whole entire world!
- That's funny, okay, that's funny.
Obviously it's super stupid, but that is, that's kinda funny.
- I think it was over dramatic.
- On the wrong leg.
- No, they are the right legs. - They're on the right leg?
- They're just naming their part.
- That is so stupid.
- When you're reading it, it's not even,
it's not the left leg or the right leg.
You're not looking down at it,
it doesn't say left leg or right leg to you.
You look at it head on, it's the opposite.
It's pissing me off, I'm thinking about it too much.
- Don't let the dumb people get to you!
- I've seen... - Do you have any tattoos?
- Yes, and I've regretted all of them.
- I'm assuming she's one of their girlfriends?
'Cause she was the only one commenting, or no?
I don't know how college works.
Was that a party? - Wait, what?
- You see, like look, she was the only one that commented!
- (laughs) What does that have to do with college?
- I'm getting infected with the stupid!
- Damn!
- (man) What batteries does it take?
- (woman) I don't know, it doesn't say.
- (man) Huh?
- Oh, it's plugged in. - Yeah, it's supposed to be plugged.
- I'm so dead.
- It's a plug in, huh?
- But she touched it.
- She did, she just looked at it.
She went what is this? - Honey.
- Oh my God, and the little kid's trying to help so bad, oh!
- (woman) Where do the batteries go? - Oh my God, oh my God!
- Poor girl didn't know.
Just like I didn't know what the word was.
- It's the fact that she's raising a child.
- I gotta tell ya, I do not want kids.
- And the little girl being so cute!
Oh my God, she's got a little screwdriver for her momma.
Oh my God, that's so cute! - The accent!
- (React) That does it for today, any final thoughts?
- People are dumb! - Um...
- I lost so many brain cells during this video.
- Oh my gosh.
- The duct tape one's my favorite.
- Duct tape! - I really liked the trampoline one,
because that's just like... - Yeah.
That was funny. - That was just a good, fun joke.
- Watermelon! Watermelon in the face! (laughs)
- Make some cotton candy. - Do it.
Not going to work!
- Jaxon, think about the physics of it all!
It makes sense.
Oh, it probably doesn't make sense.
(both laugh)
- Thank you guys for watching this episode.
- We know everyone does dumb stuff all the time.
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