Yes, well today's invention is for all the parents out there. I am a parent. I have two
children So we're talking about dirty babies! Dirty, dirty babies! This is what we've got...
Put it up here. Right, let me put you in the picture, so unfortunately you
had a child! Now one of the things that happens on a regular basis, which is not
one of the perks of these wonderful creations is that you need to change their nappy. Now as
a modern man, I feel this is the job for either somebody else or something else, so parents of
the world, ladies and gentlemen, I bring you this... Yes Furze wash and go, but for babies,
Singing: It's for babies, it's for babies, It's for babies! Catchy!
now what we've got is one of them power hand dryers
like you see in public toilets. Put your hand
in, slowly drag them out, air blast all water off your hands, and I thought well... if we can widen
the gap slightly, replace hands with a child. That is an invention!
So it's exactly what I've done. I've stretched the whole machine out a little bit
and then we've got these water jets as well, just kind of make it a little bit more thorough,
and then under here we've got a little water tank, we've got a little pump so all works.
So you get your dirty baby. Insert it, out comes a lovely clean baby! Happy and smiling!
Now your gonna want a demonstration on it aren't you! Fear not, I've got
Leroy and David here, our stunt babies!
Now I know what you're thinking, 'Colin we want to see this used on a real child,
you have a real child, why don't you use yours?'
Well of course my child has two parents and the other one is not
too keen on me showing naked baby, which is ours, live on the internet,
being tested to millions of people. So you've got to go with the stunt babies, but it's all right,
It's all right!
They've got previous, they tested the World's Fastest Pram!
Right so Leroy is ready, machines ready,
it's got water in it, you've got your screaming baby, it needs to change.
You've been here before, you undo the nappy,
you peel it back, and you're like oh! oh that's not very good!
I'll tell you what, never going to look at chocolate mousse ever the same again!
So you get your child, it's literally, I mean what a mess look! Oh Leroy what have you done!
Over to the Furze wash n' go.
Now if we urgh, start up the little the water jets.
here they come, oh yes, oh yeah! and then get the fan going,.
Get your baby, In you go boy! look at that, look!
oh it's fantastic! Absolutely pristine clean! draw it out, oh yes! Get right in the crevices!
Can't see any issues with this at all!
There we go, and that.... That is a clean baby!
Put a new nappy on it, put it in it's pushchair... bosh! modern man!
Sorted! Now if you've got any invention ideas stick them in the comments,
If you want to see more brilliant inventions like the FURZE wash and go, they'll be a
playlist in the outro! There we are, yeah success! Clean baby!