JOE BIDEN THIS MONTH HAD A
CAMPAIGN LAUGHED AT.
WHO WILL BE MOCKED ON THE
WORLD STAGE.
BUT HOW COULD A BIDEN ADD
THAT'S LEFT AT THE POSSIBLY
LEAVE OUT THESE CHOICE
MOMENTS?
>> CORN POP WAS A BAD DUDE.
AND HE RAN WITH A BUNCH OF BAD
BOYS.
LOOK AT ME.
>> THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES.
[LAUGHTER]
>> I'VE GOT HAIRY LEGS THAT
TURN BLONDE IN THE SUN.
AND THE KIDS USED TO COME UP
AND REACH IN THE POOL AND RUB
MY LEG DOWN.
COME ON DONALD, COME ON MAN.
HOW MANY PUSH-UPS YOU WANT TO
DO HERE PAL?
COME ON, RUN WITH MAKE.
>> WITH STREET RAY SHOULD BANG
THEM ON A CURB, PUT THEM IN
GETTING RUSTY PUT THEM IN A
RAIN BARREL.
PLAY THE RADIO MAKE SURE YOU
HAVE THE RECORD PLAYER ON A
NIGHT.
MAKE SURE THE KIDS HERE
WORDS.
SO I LEARNED ABOUT ROACHES.
I LEARNED ABOUT KIDS JUMPING
ON MY LAP.
AND I LOVE KIDS JUMPING ON MY
LAP.
AND I'D SMACK HIM IN THE BAT
MOUTH AND MANY MORE THINGS,