[Brian the Minion Intro]
Kevin: Hey, Stuart! Look at these logos.
[Minions Laughing]
Kevin: Woah, cool!
Brian: Shhhhh!
[Minions Screaming]
Brian: Mountain Dew is not scary!
Kevin: Ah, ha ha! Prepare to lose in the ultimate straw battle!
Brian: Shhhh!
Stuart: 20th Century Fox!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Oh, shhhhh!
[Minions Spinning]
Minions: Bow wow! Woof! Bow wow!
Brian: Ah! You are not dogs!
[Heavy Metal Music Playing]
Brian: No! I had enough of this! Shut up, you pieces of-
Usher: That's enough fella, move that circus.
Brian: NO!
[Minions Laughing]
Bob: Woof woof!
[Minions Laughing]
Bob: Hello!
Minions: Yeah! Yippee! Yippee!
Brian: Shhhhh!
[Stuart Laughing]
[Fart!]
Brian: Stop-a!
Minions: Woah!
Brian: Shhhh!
[Minions Screaming]
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Shhhhhhh!
[Minions Laughing]
[Kevin Whistling]
Brian: Ah, shhhh!
Minions: Yeah, woo hoo!
Minions: Boo, boo!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Shhhhh!
Stuart: Hello, anybody home?
Brian: Ah, shhhh!
[Minions Crying]
Brian: Ha!
Brian: Look at you!
[Brian Laughing]
Brian: Boo hoo!
Usher: You again!
Brian: Oh no! No!
[Minions Laughing]
Minions: Woah!
Bob: The Dell logo!
Minions: Awwwww!
Bob: XP!
Brian: Shhhhh!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Shhhhh!
Brian: Ah, stop-a!
[Minions Laughing]
[Minions Howling]
Brian: Ah! You are Minions, not dogs! Shush-a!
Stuart: Woof woof!
[Bang!]
[Heavy Metal Music Playing]
Stuart: Hop!
[Stuart Flying]
Brian: Stop doing that! Just shish, shush-a!
[Minions Laughing]
[Minions Chanting]
Stuart: Philips!
Brian: Shhhhh!
[Stuart Burping]
Brian: Ah, stop that right now!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Shish, shush-a!
[Minions Laughing]
Minions: Yippee! Yippee!
[Crash]
Brian: Esh.
[No Minions were harmed in the making of this video!]
Minions: Ah, more logos. More logos...
Minions: Woah!
Stuart: Apple time.
[Minions Drinking]
[Stuart Playing Guitar]
Brian: Ah, shhhhh!
Stuart: Ah, backflip time!
Stuart: Woo hoo!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Ah, shhhhh!
Stuart: Rawr!
Kevin: Grrrrrr!
Bob: Meow!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Da! Shhhhh!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Ah, shhhhh!
[Bang!]
Brian: Ah, stop-a!
[Minions Laughing]
[Minions Howling]
Brian: Ah! You are Minions, not dogs! Shush-a!
Stuart: Woof woof woof woof woof!
[Stuart Licks Brian]
Brian: Ah, stop that right now!
Stuart: I'm a dog, dogs sniff and lick!
Stuart: Jump on Brian!
Brian: Grrrrrrr!
Brian: Ahhh!
Brian: Stop that right now!
Brian: Stupid pieces of-
Grinch: Enough already!
Brian: Senior Grinch?!
Brian: Oh no, no!
Grinch: Goodbye.
Stuart: Bye bye!
Stuart: Look at the MasterCard logo.
Bob: Omation!
[Minions Screaming]
Brian: Shhhhh!
[Minions Laughing]
[Kevin Whistling]
Brian: Ah, shhhhh!
[Minions Screaming]
Brian: HBO is not scary!
Stuart: SpongeBob!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Oh, shhhhhh!
Stuart: Hop!
[Stuart Flying]
Brian: Stop doing that! Just shish, shush-a!
Kevin: Woah, PlayStation logo!
[Minions Laughing]
Brian: Shut up! Stop talking!
Usher: This is the cinemas, have some respect!
Brian: Oh no!
[Minions Laughing]
[Brian Snapping His Clipboard in Half]
Brian: They're so annoying!
[Brian the Minion Outro]