[splash]
[audience cheering]
Male announcer: It's time
for everyone's favorite game show.
Audience: Causes and Cures!
Announcer: Here's your host, Dr. Drake Hansen.
[audience cheering]
- Hello everyone, and welcome to our show,
Causes and Cures.
It's a special mothers' edition.
Let's meet our contestants, shall we?
From Oaxaca, Mexico, Rosamaria.
- Hola to all my chulitos at home!
I love all of you.
Mwah!
[audience laughter]
Pero, if any of you are up late watching this...
get it!
Pow, pow!
[audience laughter]
- [laughs nervously]
Okay.
From Bratsk, Russia, Olga.
[audience laughter]
- [grunts]
- 'Kay.
From Minneapolis, Minnesota, Marge.
- Hi, I'm Marge from Minnesota.
Listen, I know this is your little game show,
but if you need anything, you let me know, okay?
That goes for everyone here.
Crew, audience, everyone.
Just let me know, okay?
- Okay, wow.
- Okay, whoo!
[audience laughter]
- Okay, ladies, you know how the game is played.
I name the disease and you give me the cure or cause.
Okay, ladies, here's your first question.
What causes the rare disease, tuberculosis?
[buzzer]
Rosamaria?
- Sleeping with the fan on.
[audience laughter]
- Ooh.
Sorry, that is not correct.
[buzzer]
- [clears throat]
Yes, it is.
[audience laughter]
- [chuckles]
No, it's not.
Olga, any idea what causes tuberculosis?
- [grunts]
The KGB.
[audience laughter]
Drake: Uh, uh, no, sorry, Olga.
Uh, Marge, any idea?
- I do, I know this one.
Uh, it's spicy food.
[audience laughter]
Drake: Uh, sorry, Marge.
Spicy food does not cause tuberculosis.
- Darn.
Drake: Tuberculosis is caused
by a bacterial infection of the lungs.
[buzzer]
- That's what I said.
[audience laughter]
- Uh, sorry, you said sleeping with the fan on, Rosamaria.
[buzzer]
- That is the same thing.
[audience laughter]
- Let's just move on to the next question, shall we?
[audience laughter]
What causes the disease glaucoma?
[buzzer]
Rosamaria again.
- Wet hair.
[audience laughter]
- Uh, no, sorry.
- Yes, it does.
Everyone knows that.
What is wrong with you?
- Uh, nothing wrong with me--
Olga, any idea?
- Unstructured play time.
[audience laughter]
- That is incredibly incorrect.
Marge, over to you.
- Sitting too close to the television.
[audience laughter]
That's how my husband got it.
[audience laughter]
- I'm sorry, Marge.
Sitting too close to the television
does not cause glaucoma.
- In Minnesota it does, I'll tell ya.
[audience laughter]
- No, she's crazy.
That's crazy.
Glaucoma is caused by the wet hair.
[audience laughter]
- No, I'm sorry, ladies.
Glaucoma is caused by the imbalance of intraocular fluids.
[buzzer]
Rosamaria?
- And where did he get the fluids?
[audience laughter]
- Who?
- The guy with the glaucomas.
[audience laughter]
He got it from the wet hair.
[audience laughter]
- I-- I'm sorry, Rosamaria, that is just not correct.
- Okay, that's it.
Are you gonna argue with the mother?
- Oh no, young man.
- That what you wanna do?
- Let's just move on to the-- to the next question.
The disease diabetes is cured by--?
[buzzer]
- [clears throat]
Drake: Rosamaria?
- Vick's VapoRub.
[audience laughter]
- What?!
No!
[thud]
[audience laughter]
- Now bring it back to me!
- No!
- [gasps]
Oh.
Audience: Ooh.
- [laughs nervously]
- Bring back my chancleta.
[audience laughter]
Now.
[audience laughter]
[whack]
- Ow!
- That's for talking back!
Now go to your podium!
- You're not allowed to hit me!
- Oh, you wanna keep going?
Is that what you want?
- Oh, young man, young man,
I suggest you go back to that podium now
before we count to three.
One...
two...
- Okay, okay!
I'm here, I'm here.
High blood pressure is-- is cured by--?
[buzzer]
- [terrified] Yes, Rosamaria?
- Vick's VapoRub.
[audience laughter]
- You already said that!
- I know!
Vick's VapoRub cures everything!
- That is not correct!
[thud]
- That's it!
You're in trouble, mi hijo!
You're going to your room!
[commotion]
Pow, pow!
- [whimpering]
I'm sorry!
Marge and Rosamaria: Oh no.
Rosamaria: Mi hijo.
Marge: He's crying.
Oh no.
You know, what you need is a-- a nice mayonnaise sandwich.
No meat, just mayonnaise.
- No, no.
He needs fresh quarter pound of actual bear.
[audience laughter]
Rosamaria: No, no.
What he needs is the Vick's VapoRub.
[audience laughter]
Don't cry, mi hijo.
[audience applause]
Hola!
Thank you for watching eStudio C.
- Oh, yeah.
- Da.
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It's Vick's VapoRub.
- Mm.
No.