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Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to be the best ''ball'' shooter in your family.
When engaging an enemy, always try to Dash and Triple Shot them so the 3 bullets touch the enemy to deal some mega damage.
And wait until the Exhaust expire to shoot your Bullet Bill for the win.
You can hide in the brush, shoot some balls on Taric and do the same Dash-Triple Shot combo to finish him off.
If you want to whoop that kiddo hiding behind his father's back, destroy that turret first then follow with a Triple Shot-Bullet Bill combo.
Then, back off while hitting that stupid cow for a hot foursome.
Baiting the enemy is Graves greatest asset.
To do it, just Auto-Attack the minion and let Vayne attack you.
Then Heal while attacking Vayne and if she dodged your Triple Shot,
Dash to run away until your ButtFucking Friend damage her to steal the kill.
The other way to bait is to walk back and forth near the enemies at low health
because these greedy fuckabishes will try to kill you.
When they're low enough, do a Dash-Triple Shot-Heal-Bullet Bill combo to whoop that Snowman,
then finish your threesome with Taric and Flash away to safety.
The super way to bait is to hit the tanky one until he's low on health because Teemo will think that we will try to kill the stupid cow.
And when he comes, just switch your target to the scout kid and enjoy your free kill.
The best way to bait an enemy is to wait until your ally suicides.
Then, you'll kill Vayne easily and greedy Singed will chase you down,
So just make him think you're going to run away and then, burst the enemy down with all your ''balls'' in stock.
But real players will always do a 1vs1 fight when they can...
And KS their ButtFucking Friend with a Triple Shot.
If you're alone, don't be afraid to Dash to engage the enemy
because you'll whoop them easily with your Triple Shot-Flash-Bullet Bill combo, no problem!
And move on to Janna because she can only scratch you..
Thanks to Bullet Bill, you'll be able to last hit the enemy before Twisted Fate's card or Lux's Kamehameha.
It's also great to whoop that running kiddo, that dashing girly fox,
that yellow ninja and that human barbecue if you're Flash isn't on cooldown.
What's more? You can use it to kill any minions you touch,
steal the blue buff before the stupid cow takes it or stay here to steal the dragon, no problem!
And whoop these fuckabishes to piss them off even more.
With your Triple Shot, you can triple kill some hot-dogs and some red lizard before your jungler gets it.
You can even whoop some minions, more minions, even more minions or even less minions.
People told you that your Smoke Ball can only be used to slow and blind the enemies?
Perform a Smoke Ball-Triple Shot combo if you're lazy to go in the jungle.
Perform a Smoke Ball-Triple Shot-Dash combo if you're lazy to walk here.
Perform a Smoke Ball-Triple Shot-Bullet Bill combo to move on with your life.
With your Dash, you can easily teleport on the other side of a wall like a ninja to whoop Baron or some ghosts.
You can also escape from the enemies even if you're pissing in your pants.
Thanks to your Dash, you'll be able to attack faster to take down any turret even if there is a Snowman just beside you, no problem!
Don't forget to grab Flash to avoid being Headfucked by that cow and no one will be able to kill you if you combine it with Dash.
With your Auto-Attack, you can whoop that Brand with 4 ''balls'', whoop Janna with 1 ''ball'', whoop the dragon with 7 Dragon Balls
or whoop the minions from the jungle like a pussycat.
As the title says, wait until your ally almost die to show yourself and whoop Caitlyn from the back.
And if your teammate does die, well it's just...
You should always stay in the back while fighting even if you have to waste your Dash and Flash
because you're the person that will carry your team to victory.
But, when you get your Guardian Angel, you can suicide and wait until your allies and the enemies kill each other.
Then, you'll be able to finish them off when you come back to life, no problem!
Knowing that Shyvana will transform into a wannabe dragon to escape, come here to whoop her like a boss.
Depending on the enemy, keep your Dash to run away from a fail Flash-Ultimate combo from Nunu
and laugh at him for trying so hard to kill you.
When you're mega fed, you can separate yourself from your team to enjoy a one night stand with Mordkaiser.
But until then, stick to a fivesome with that stupid cow that thinks he can tank us with his ultimate.
That's it for today, people!
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Ciaossu!