you know when you begin a brand new television program what you need your most valuable resource
new ideas and what better way to sample and obtain new ideas than go right to
Mr and Mrs front porch so a couple of weeks ago we took our camera crew out to a lovely
community in New Jersey to get new ideas for the brand new show roll it here Hal [Applause]
Hi how are you well we were talking to people about the television do you have a second all
right thank you how much television today do you think the average American watches
on an average fine 22 and a half hours a day that's the average wow
that's unbelievable I have cable and I get a thousand channels I get some
channels from Mars uh what about wardrobe would you like to see me in a tank top
sure why not oh well thank you very much do you have any idea who you're talking to now [Laughter]
when you turn on television would you like to see more Norwegians Mexicans oh darling
started with foreigners with me forget it goodbye Egyptians Canadian hey are we done talking to you
I don't know who it's supposed to say it's just goofy and she won't shut up
okay you know we're finished talking to you now go back into your house
you know we didn't bring that much tape okay thank you it was a pleasure
meeting you guys yes would you like something cold to drink
you know I'll tell you something when you talk about foreigners you know who gives me the willies
Canadians what do they kind of make your skin crawl I went to school there oh in Canada oh so oh
you're out here sure shooting your mouth off about America I went for an advanced hairstyling school
yeah I didn't go to college I went to college you know the Canadians are very Advanced when it comes
to hair styling uh we're out here it's hot hotter than heck uh the equipment's overheating will you
do me a favor and turn your hose on the camera I'm a true climber I can't I couldn't look up
at the sun I'd bust like I hit by a tree it's busted a rib so if it was my first year roping
the first year six years ago it was the first year I really couldn't look up yeah at the sun
anywhere near the sun you know stuff work can you climb a tree for us now here's your throat
a busted word be careful not only is he climbing a tree he's smoking while he's climbing a tree yeah
should we use more goats on the new show oh I don't know I really don't
know well you know the first rule of Show Business you can't lose with goats
yeah I gotta say two words to you and I want your honest reaction if
you're watching a television show meat giveaways
would would you watch a television program that
had naked people on playground equipment right [Applause]
well I think it gave me the business you know Dave Letterman on the TV
that's the same one actually for a while I anchored the Nightly News
and then and then that didn't go so well not David Lebanon what is your real name Regis Philbin
it's all right if me and the crew and everybody gets in your pool
I saw a Japanese guy coming down the street okay what are we done for the day
new ideas
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