It's AumSum Time.
What if we Grow a Tail?
No Need.
I already have one.
Oh AumSum.
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Firstly, if we Grow a Tail, thieves would be extremely happy.
It would now be easier for them to steal.
Secondly, if we Grow a Tail, Monkeys may grow jealous of us.
Some may even sit on a hunger strike.
Thirdly, if we Grow a Tail, gymnasts would be overjoyed.
Gymnastics would touch a new level altogether.
Fourthly, if we Grow a Tail, tail gyms might open up.
Some people might start lifting weights with their tail.
Fifthly, if we Grow a Tail.
Some people might start buying clothes for their new found tail.
Lastly, if we Grow a Tail, tail grooming salons might become very popular.