(clapperboard snapping)
(inaudible)
Did you see that?
- It's her first flight.
- I never would of guessed.
(Matt chuckling lightly)
She's a cutie.
- Yeah.
Oh my God.
Shit.
Maddy.
I'm sorry man.
It's her first flight.
- I never would of guessed.
She's a cutie.
- Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I'm so sorry.
- Whoa.
Where's this?
What is that, huh?
What is that?
Rules?
We don't need no stinkin' rules.
That's what my dad says.
Cannonball!
(Maddy grunts)
(crew laughs)
- [Director] Cut.
- [Crew] That was slate.
(Jordan chanting "Vegas")
(Maddy begins chanting "Vegas")
(Oscar joins the chant)
- Ready? - 100 percent.
- 100 percent?
Ready? Go.
Ooh.
God, you got so big.
- Can you say that for me right now?
- Maybe you better keep it,
so I don't lose it. - Okay, good.
I think, lets not do this, alright?
Cause you're so good,
I don't need you to do this.
- You never listen to me!
This was momma's room,
and I wanna stay here!
I wanna live here with grammy and granddad,
and go to school here.
I don't wanna go back.
You never listen to me.
- (sighs) Maddy.
- This was momma's room,
and I wanna stay here.
I wanna live here with grammy and granddad.
Why can't we both stay here?
I don't wanna go back.
- Here's a kiss from mommy.
A kiss from daddy.
And another lullaby.
(Matt begins scat singing)
- Oh my god.
- Huh?
(Both laughing)
- [Director] Cut!
- I feel like I should have -
- [Director] Camera cut!
Alright, one more please.
- Well, I haven't even set up the crib,
I didn't, I didn't even -
- Are you serious?
- See, I knew I should've taken care of it!
You told me to take it off my list!
- Take - 'cause I wanted you to take it off your list.
I'm handling it. I got it.
- That's really reassuring.
- Honey, I'm handling it.
- Are you really ready for this?
- Yes!
Wel - no.
Who's really ready? Like what does that mean?
When you say "are you really ready for this?"
(all conversing)
- That baby is alert.
(groans like baby)
- Do you want to poo poo on Kev?
- No. No.
(laughing)
- You think you can do this, but you can't.
You know, raisin' a child, that's -
that's a all day, all night, full-time affair, honey.
But she'd be so proud of you.
(Matt scoffs)
She told me you were the one.
You showed up here with those little grocery store flowers.
(Matt chuckles)
You so nervous, that you just
gripped the stems and crushed 'em.
- Yeah. This is very true.
- I know that she would be so proud of you, Matt.
You know she said you were the one
when you showed with those little grocery store flowers.
You had them gripped so tight you crushed the stems.
- I did.
I did. I was -
I was nervous as hell.
♪ Sweet, sweet baby ♪
♪ Please don't let me go ♪
Shimmy. Go the other way.
Shimmy, shimmy, wah.
- [Matt] Shh. There she go.
(biting noise)
- Oh! (laughing)
- I'm sorry.
I wasn't gonna really bite a baby, you know what I mean?
(biting noise) (laughing)
It needs to be BPA-free!
- [Matt] OK.
- If it's not BPA-free, you're not a good parent!
- [Matt] Alright.
- Yeah, I said it.
BPA-free! Read the box!
♪ Go to sleep, Maddy ♪
- That's nice, that's nice.
♪ Go to sleep, Maddy ♪
- That's good. - I'm going to take it low.
♪ Go to sleep, Maddy ♪
(Maddy crying)
- Higher.
♪ Go to sleep, Maddy ♪
♪ Maddy, go to sleep ♪
♪ Go to sleep, Maddy ♪
- It's not working, though.
♪ Maddy, go to sleep ♪
- And, um. It just blew my mind.
And I was like, "what are we all doing here?
You know? Just gathering nuts?"
I mean - not real nuts -
- Hey, um. Oscar.
- [Oscar] Yeah?
- Can you just please stop talking.
(laughing)
(crew talking)
- Hey man.
Yo, stay away from that tuna casserole,
the one in the middle, tastes like ass.
- My mom made that, Oscar.
- It's really -
good.
So, flavourful.
- [Oscar] Matt, hey man.
- Hey.
- What's going on?
Oh hey, stay away from that tuna casserole,
the one in the middle.
Tastes like ass.
- My mom made that casserole, Oscar.
- It's really good.
It's really -
it's kinda like a tang.
- It's alright.
- Like a tangy.
- It's OK.
(crew talking)
(upbeat hiphop music)
- Cut. OK great.