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it's the end of the school year and that
means it is yearbook time and although
social media has basically rendered your
books pointless that doesn't mean that
you shouldn't get your creative senior
yearbook quote ready if you're a senior
or a junior or sophomore cuz it's never
too early to think of a cute little
quote to put under there now we didn't
have these in our yearbook sadly no we
just had our senior pictures but a lot
of yearbooks they do put like a quote
under there so what I'm gonna do is I'm
going to show you some of these quotes
with part of it or redacted that means
since they're doubt yeah you're gonna
have to fill in the blanks so to speak
as to what these clever senior quotes
alright if you get three more right I'm
gonna fulfill your lifelong dream of
finally having a yearbook photo with a
senior quote underneath it and we will
put it on our Instagram if you don't get
three then I get my senior quote okay
dreams realized on our Instagram all
right you ready for Howard multiple
choices or I just got to fill it on
blank
you've got multiple choices okay alright
take a look at Jason here one time I ate
a blank mm-hmm what did J dog eat one
time it looks like I can eat a lot of
things he looks like a little
mischievous hmm it wasn't a mistake he
ate it on purpose
he's a purposeful person here are your
options did he eat one time a bagel a
whole cake a modem or a human baby well
I don't think a whole cake would fit in
that blank it just pushes me honestly
thanks blank make bigger blanks which I
mean it's like good cuz you're cheater
you can't think about that oh I can't
help it that mean that would be funny
but I think it's really small one time I
ate a bagel is like super dry super
bagels not dry super dry humor you know
what I'm saying modem is like I'm an
idiot bagels like I'm gonna be a
comedian oh you know Jason Avena the
comedian I've I believe well it's either
a or C and I think he went with bagel he
looks like the kind of guy that would go
with a bagel
you are right ready it is a bagel and
this also helps make sense out of the
bagels your book quote which was one
time I was inside Jason oh all right so
you're right you're one for one right
off the bat bagel all right this young
man who shall remain nameless took the
opportunity to make a public confession
sometimes when my neighbor is gone I
blank is it roll around in her garden
and pretend I'm a carrot cover myself
with margarine and slipped through her
cat door eat all the birdseed out of her
bird feeder or break into his house and
take off my tuxedo it's the only time I
take off my tuxedo the whole margarine
thing that's just a good idea I mean you
know I'm saying that's not a yearbook
quote that's just a way to get into
somebody's house it's a great weekend
just because you're gonna be there for a
long time
bird seed out of the bird feeder again
not a bad idea depending on the
circumstances roll around in the yard
and pretend I'm a carrot sounds like the
dumb kind of thing a high schooler would
come up with to put it into your book
Hey alright remove it let's see yep
you're around in her garden and pretend
I'm a carrot you should see what he does
to their Zen garden what was he I'm not
gonna tell you but just don't walk
around barefoot in it Oh got it two out
of two yep
I don't know your books this seniors
feeling a little pessimistic with his
yearbook quote he says brah we graduated
just uh is it go to school again
die eventually go to Olive Garden
afterwards with our families or felt
obligated to be friends with all these
people on Facebook even though I wasn't
actually friends with them in high
school but if I don't accept their
friend request I'm the jerk yeah I mean
he makes sense but it again is too big
for the blank yeah
yeah bro we graduated just two I
actually I think that this is a pretty
insightful quote I'm looking at the the
expression this guy's making like he
knew he put it all together he knew what
his quote was gonna be like this is the
thing he was taking a photo yeah it does
definitely die eventually definitely I
bet my life on it all right
right eventually well that is true but
he's not he's not that pessimistic we
graduated just to go to school again
which is just as insightful as diet yes
he may be even more yeah he's like the
millennial Nostradamus yeah he's Yolo
strid amis oh I doesn't like an
incredible name for an artist
Yolo straight Dom yeah Alexandra has
something to clear up with her yearbook
quote I'm not actually funny I'm just
too stupid to figure out what anyone's
talking about a corny dad stuck in this
hot body really mean and people think
I'm joking someone who murders buckets
of cats see told you I wasn't funny hmm
no comment on that last one uh a corny
dad stuck in this hot body don't think
that that's it would you like to use a
lifeline is that an option nope
really mean and people think I'm joking
not actually funny I'm just really
meaning people think I'm Joe
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listen I know it's kind of sad and this
is very self-deprecating I'm going with
a too stupid to figure out what he was
talking about I'm going with that one
unfortunately this is what Alexandra
with an I said enter your book club
alright unedited no I'm just really
meaning people think I'm joking
she was also voted most likely to be a
sociopath
yes all right now we have Miranda I'm
not doing well no way two out of four
Miranda went meta okay her dad had an
opinion on what her senior quote should
be and his opinion ended up being the
quote itself I love this no Miranda your
senior quote can't be blank
dad what did her dad not want her senior
quote to be was it fries before guys I
hate miss Johari a quote of mine my dad
went out for cigarettes and never came
back
mmm daddy issues her dad not want I
don't think he would incriminate her
with I hate miss Johari you know no I'm
saying because then she's basically
saying it anyway and then she's got
trouble she's got beef with Johari you
don't want beef with Johari hmm
and I don't think she would say a quote
of mine because then it's all about her
dad I think her dad was like this is a
way for me to get my my thing in there
but she can still say her quote because
I want her to have her fries before her
guys Hey that's what it is your logic
really doesn't make sense but it is
correct
guys for guys so it does make sense and
you may remember my high school quote
was beans before vaccines yeah but we
didn't have him so I wasn't but I do
have gas and rabies oh gosh
constantly gas and rabies combined what
you're right Bret you've gotten three
out of five gasping let's see if you can
get this one okay what's the short and
sweet quote to accompany Jenna's
yearbook photo
is it I'm farting sure this is not my
hand how did you get this photo or my
name is Stu and you just got catfished
what is it that is not her hand that is
not her hand once you once you are
presented with the option that that
might not be her hand it is very clear
to me that there's something physically
what about it
no see there's something about the angle
it's like it's so much seems like
someone else's hand and by the way if
that is it this is a great yearbook
quote this may be the best one I've ever
seen but the oddest photo in a yearbook
though it's just very thoughtful and
scarfie okay let's see if he's right and
can creative congratulations to you rep
because you win your senior quote under
your yearbook photo on our Instagram
feed later today
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luck you're gonna need it
nothing I mean I mean just nothing
personal I'm just saying that I mean you
know it's a tough world out there we
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