hey man did you touch my drum set
welcome to watch mojo and today we're
counting down
our picks for the top 10 hilarious movie
scenes you can never unsee
your shots are so good i'd love to shoot
you some time
i got it stuck you got what's done
this must never be seen
by anyone for this list we're focusing
specifically on
funny but absurd or shocking scenes from
feature films that stay with you long
after the final frame and are excluding
stunts as seen in the jackass series
which movie moment can you never unsee
let us know in the comments below
number 10 bart's nude skateboarding the
simpsons
movie by now we're all more than
familiar with the simpsons opening
sequence
but when the movie dropped in 2007 matt
groening and company
switched up bart's iconic skateboarding
scene just a little
thanks to some conveniently placed
construction equipment
dandelions and agnes skinner's finger
don't look where i'm pointing
we're spared a clear shot of bart's junk
until we aren't
everything leading up to this reveal
felt like the animators would
deliberately keep this hidden
so it was that much more surprising of
course the big takeaway from this scene
however was ralph's sudden romantic
realization
number nine bat nipples batman and robin
suit up scenes are always an enjoyable
trope when it comes to batman and
other superhero movies kevlar bye weave
reinforced joints tear resistant this
sucker will stop a knife
with each film there seems to be
interesting new tech and gadgetry
incorporated into them but this one from
batman and robin
felt a little different
first we get a standard shot of the bat
logo but quickly after that we're shown
a close-up of some high-tech
bat nipples and a particularly
gratuitous zoom in on bats behind
why the filmmakers felt it was necessary
to highlight this among the various
weapons and fancy equipment is unclear
but regardless george clooney fans were
satisfied
i figured you could handle it number
eight an unfortunate bump
if you look closely enough at some
disney properties there are x-rated
images to be found
for example ever tried zooming in on the
castle on the vhs cover of the little
mermaid
but maybe one of the more hilarious
examples of this exists in hercules
when a river guardian gets hit with a
horseshoe a bump forms on his forehead
in a particularly vertical manner
[Music]
pair that with the shape of his swelling
eyebrows and you get an image that adult
viewers
likely would not forget number seven
drum set
step brothers hey man
do you touch my drum set no
what's the worst thing you can do to a
self-involved 40 year old man that lives
with his parents and loves to play the
drums
where are you going i'm going upstairs
because i'm going to put my nut sat on
your drum set
okay well when you're that man's equally
troubled stepbrother you can drop your
pants
step into his beat laboratory and play a
well unique kind of drum solo such was
the case with dale dobak and brennan
huff as the self-proclaimed
nighthawk lost his patience when dragon
could tell someone messed with his beat
lab
of course dale had in fact played the
drum set and he was about to play even
more music with his
own kit number six bathroom stall attack
scary movie i'm gonna be basking real
quick don't leave now the movie's about
to come on
here take your hot sauce nobody expects
to pass away at a young age
and certainly nobody expects to be
killed like this
unfortunately for ray wilkins a cute
little game of tickle tickle effectively
ended his screening of shakespeare in
love
after he was surprised by a mystery
guest's hardware
hey who was that go do it again do it
again
all is fair in love and war but this man
forgot the golden rule that you never
play around in a public bathroom stall
this scene would certainly make for an
interesting autopsy report
and his death will unfortunately always
remain in our minds
hey baby you came back just in time
number five duncancino jack and jill
wow al pacino it's not al anymore
it's duck duncancino don't mind if i do
in perhaps the most horrible movie ever
made the one and only al pacino stars as
himself
a man fully enraptured by the luscious
jill oh my god
oh my god i am so sorry
i'm sure you have others though ah you
think it but
uh oddly enough to please the woman
pacino agrees to work for her twin
brother's ad
agency which leads to a most dreadful
coffee promo known as duncancino
what's my name it's a whole new game
cachino you want creamy goodness i'm
your friend
say hello to my chocolate glitter
somehow this scene not only has pacino
rhyming about a new brew but it also has
pacino performing his best broadway
moves to a hip-hop beat
everyone wants my dunk cachino i can't
get enough of my dunk
in the end he recognizes the brutal
truth and subsequently puts out a hit
all on existing footage
burn this i'm sorry
this must never be seen
by anyone it was a clever gimmick for
the plot yet
it was a cruel move to force the
experience on innocent moviegoers
this is not the final cut there's no
doubt we can all copies
destroy them number four dark peter
spider-man three
chill out mr parker dr connor's here oh
dr connors how are you for years
moviegoers of all ages have identified
with the unassuming ways of peter parker
but that all changed in 2007
thanks to a devastating sequence of
events that will forever taint our
perception of spider-man
don't let any of that get on you why not
it has the characteristics of a symbiote
which needs to bond to a host to survive
under the influence of a symbiote
peter's behavior changes noticeably as
he transforms into a jolly street
dancing goofball
part ladies man and part emo punk i'll
pay you the usual rate
if you want the shots i'll take the
staff job double the money
much like al pacino and jack and jill
peter succumbed to faux white man funk
albeit through no fault of his own this
could be dangerous
peter you didn't keep any did you
although for a brief moment in time the
world stopped as we all wondered if
peter might actually be a serial killer
shots are so good i'd love to shoot you
some time
number three zipper fail there's
something about mary
just a mere four years after harry dunn
had a graphic accident in dumb and
dumber the farrelly brothers produced
yet another iconic movie moment
one that is painful to watch especially
for the fellas
i got it stuck you got what's done
dressed to impress for his high school
prom ted experiences a bit of a snafu
when putting on his pants
frightening not only poor charlie but
also moviegoers as they wait for the
inevitable zipper shot
take a look at what this numbnuts did
once it arrived nobody would ever be the
same and both men and women alike could
feel this man's inner
turmoil and physical pain even if it was
exceptionally entertaining
how the hell did you get the zipper all
the way to the top
well let's just say the kid's limb
number two pastry surprise
national lampoon's van wilder let us
proceed
when a frat boy named dick bag gets in
the way of van wilder's love life
well it results in a surprise for the
members of sigma theta epsilon
is he ready in this scene we see these
men enjoyed pastry treats with seemingly
tasty insides
and then we see these men realize that
van wilder punked them good
by replacing the actual sweets with a
special ingredient courtesy of an
english bulldog named colossus
dig in guys it's simply not possible to
watch this scene without puking a bit
inside
as both the visuals and sound design
produce an unforgettable effect
i think i've had these before
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number one sexy time borat very nice how
much
when sasha baron cohen's infamous
mockumentary hit theaters
nobody was surprised by the outrageous
antics of the fictional journalist
borett sagdiev high five however we
don't think anyone expected to witness a
nude wrestling match between him
and his equally hairy producer azamat
unfortunately for everybody
the extended sequence featured the two
men in positions you'll never be able to
unsee
whether it be a sweaty ass plant to the
face or your classic crotch grab
by the end borat hightailed it down the
hallway with a comically large sensor
bar following him the whole way
and then it started all over again do
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