Ling Ling 40 hours!
(If you can play something slowly, you can play it quickly.)
( A M A Z I N G ! ! ! )
Mass evac—
*chuckles*
Why me?!
- That's really funny. *chuckles* - I mean...I guess I...
- Ohh... - I guess track record wise,
I've forgotten mine more times than you,
but you've forgotten it once too, man.
Dude, that's insane...mass evacuation, that's—
- Wow. - Dude!
- Apparently... - Ling Ling typhoon.
Dude, Ling Ling typhoon.
Everyone's evacuating [from the] typhoon, and it's like,
the one person that found out it's Ling Ling.
- He's like, "I wanna be Ling Ling!" - Ah, yeah! *laughs*
"My only chance! Woo!"
I don't get this meme.
I don't get it either.
Can we read the comments?
Well, I'm still—
We're still trying to understand this!
One is always jerky...
Janky.
Uh, janky.
*sigh*
Yes, I get it now.
- Thank you guys, for the clarification. - *chuckles*
Alright guys, it's...let's...
- ...be nice here. - Yeah...yeah.
- *chuckles* - All about love and respect.
Mom: Hurry up and eat your food, it's not that hot.
*laughs*
This is so dumb.
I remember reading a comment for that skit,
someone's like,
"Guys, come on, can't you find one real girl to be in your skit?"
*chuckles*
We're too busy making videos and practicing.
We don't really have a social life, do we, huh?
*chuckle*
(Both) Ohhhhh!!!!!!
Oh, man.
- Well, I'd argue he didn't even get to the level of intonation... - Yeah...
- He's not even making sounds properly. - Yeah.
You can't even consider him for the intonation category.
- Yeah. It's like... - *chuckles*
Few levels below that, right? *chuckles*
I mean, guys, we—
There's already some flex videos. What else do you want?
I got nothing to flex. But!
If Brett!
Not, hey.
When we hit two million subs,
- Uh oh... - Brett will drop...
...his recording of the Tchaikovsky Violin Concerto!
Woo!!!
Come on guys. 2 mil subs.
You guys want it.
Everyone says, "We want Brett's Tchaikovsky Violin Concerto!"
So...
2 mil subs.
When we hit 1 mil, it was a livestream.
This time two mil we'll do a livestream,
plus!
- Brett's Tchaikovsky! - *groans*
Gonna drop it guys!
- Yeah! - Oof!
Oof!
- Feel like I've seen this meme before. - I know...
Keeps showing up.
Obviously you guys love this joke.
You guys love jazz, dissing jazz guys.
I mean, there's some skills in jazz.
Guys, come on, come on.
To be fair, like...
Have you seen like, the fear on a classical musician's face,
when you ask them to improvise? Typically...
I know, it's like...
"Uh oh."
- It doesn't— - It's like we don't know what it's like to play wrong notes.
- Yeah! - *laughs*
*laughs*
Wow. Guys...
You gotta practice, but finish this video first before you practice.
We're here, as a motivation!
"Ouverture".
"Ouverture"...
Wow.
*laughs*
*chuckle*
- The orchestra [like], "Yeah!" - "Yeah!"
- "Let's get a real cannon!" - *chuckle*
Can you buy a cannon? Is that a thing?
Dunno. Should we Google?
(both) Nah.
Don't.
I wanna buy a cannon.
I mean, we don't...we don't condone that behaviour.
But! Have you seen our sight reading challenges?
Ohhh!
But it's so true though, sometimes you're just like...
- "I'm so sorry." - Yeah.
Sometimes you just...
Don't have time, you know.
"We don't do that here..."
Did you actually practice scales?
Like back then?
A little bit.
I think I practiced thinking it'll help.
I mean it does help, to be honest...
- I've seen this. Have you seen this? - "Can't stop laughing while editing this."
- *laughs* I love the end...! - Dude, that's the dumbest thing ever...!
- Dude, our dancing's so bad...! - Who made this...?
Wow...!
- Wow...! - It's...
- Masterpiece. - TikTok. That's amazing.
Yes...!
*groans*
Dude, that's nasty...!
Damn, double bassists, guys.
Yeah.
Ooh, man.
The strings are thicker, so that's... *wince*
...Ooh, painful.
Gotta press...
- Play F for respect. - Yes.
*plays F on violin*
- Thank you Ling Ling Insurance, for looking out for us. - Yes.
Mmm.
Keep a lookout.
- Keep an eye out. We never know. - For Ling Ling Insurance.
Yeah, Ling Ling Insurance might come—
May not come.
H M M ! ! !
*chuckles*
The key change.
- Dude— - 5 flats to 5 sharps.
Oh my God...!
- Dude that's— - That was—that G flat major to B major.
B major?
B major's okay, actually, as a scale.
- It's alright, on violin. But... - But...
It's like from...
- That change is too much. - ...G flat.
*laughs*
You gotta practice, but finish this video first before you practice.
Wait a minute!
Come on guys, you should be practicing
- Ohh... - Wow...!
Alright, guys...!
- To be fair, we never touched the swords. - *chuckles* Yeah.
It was like stunt fighting, you know, when you go like...
...and then you add like a sound effect.
I remember doing that!
- Yeah. - It took us so many shots!
But this was also back in our foetus days
of video content making.
- Yeah, we didn't hit our bows. - Yeah.
- No way. - It was just...it was hard to make it look like we hit our bows.
Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, well, that's true. I do remember just like— - Yeah.
I remember we're like,
"Ohh!!!"
- Like, filming us many times like, stop right there... - Yeah...
We stopped, and then this was like a space where we just
touched the hair.
- Yeah. - We're not really whacking the stick—
I mean...
No way. Come on guys.
- *chuckles* - Yeah.
Okay, fair enough.
- Wow. - Holy moly.
Can I just say you'll never get this in like,
an Australian high school,
- or primary school. - It's so, orderly!
Yeah, it's so orderly. It'll just be out of control here.
That's amazing.
- Well, I mean... - Hey.
- It's... - We're all for freedom of expression.
- Yeah guys, say whatever you want. - *chuckles*
Oh, this is so true.
"A friend drew this in the band room."
Triplets versus two dotted quavers and a quaver,
is not the same!
And that's a fact!
Bang!
- The first one's duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh... - Yeah. The first one's more consistent when you put it together.
Yeah.
Doesn't match.
And then... duh, duh-duh, duh, duh-duh...
It's very...very close though.
So many pop songs that use the second one, I swear.
- Duh, duh-duh, duh, duh-duh. - Yeah.
It's like, it's the most overused rhythm in pop songs, I swear.
"E sharp."
*laughs*
Oh my God.
- Oh, when will people get it? - Ohh.
I mean, that is kind of impressive, the black keys, and white keys...
- That's pretty cool. - But he can't really switch the pitch over as well though.
That's impossible.
But that's cool.
It's different, it's like night mode on.
- Yeah, dark mode. - Yeah.
Piano dark mode activated.
- Oh, that's cool! - Whoa!!!
That is amazing. Who is it?
u/what-the-fugue?
I lover your name. "What the fugue?"
What the fugue, that's so cool.
I'm glad we saw this, what a great way to end this episode.
Thank you, u/what-the-fugue.
Alright guys.
Thank you so much.
Check out our merch, as always.
- Um... - Thank you for the support.
We love checking out your memes,
me-mes, meh-mehs.
We love checking on your memes, and uh...
- Alright, guys. - Yeah.
- If we hit 2 mil subs... - Oh no.
Livestream, and uh...
...Brett's Tchaikovsky.
Gotta drop my Tchaikovsky track.
Whoa!
Whoa!!!