♫ My potty is a wonderland
- Let's talk about that.
(upbeat electronic music)
Good mythical morning.
- The bathroom is where I do all my thinking.
It's my temple for a quiet contemplation.
But sometimes it gets boring in there
and you gotta spice things up
with some cool bathroom gadgets.
It's time for
- [Rhett And Link] Weird products you must have,
bathroom edition.
- Rhett, how do you rinse your mouth out
after you brush your teeth?
- I'm a cupper.
I'm a hand cupper.
- Oh, yeah?
- Cupper and a sipper.
- I thought you'd be like a giraffe
awkwardly trying to drink from a stream.
- I used to before I realized I could use my hands.
- Well, neither one of those are great options
compared to the Rinser brush, a toothbrush that doubles
as a water fountain by directing your faucet
right into your mouth.
Okay, I've got my hands on one right here
even though it's not available to the public yet.
We reached out to Scott Amron, the creator,
so it's available for pre-order at amronexperimental.com.
Interesting thing here, for just under $12,
whenever it comes out, you don't have to bend over
or use that cupping mechanism.
Allow me to demonstrate in our sink.
This sink has always been here.
You just haven't noticed it.
Yes, turn that on.
And instead of doing your cup thing,
it's got a button where the water runs through here.
You rinse off your toothbrush.
But then if you wanna get a little sippy sip,
you push the button and it runs a little jet or a fan.
So I'm gonna turn that on.
- Ho-ho, ho!
- Look at that.
- Party time.
Let me get a go.
- Look at that, you're drinking from a toothbrush.
- It tastes like normal water.
Whoa, keep it in the sink, Link.
- Whoa, it's on my sleeve.
- Keep it in the sink.
- Look at that.
That's pretty cool, man.
- So that's not just gravity doing that.
There is a jet in there.
Okay, now--
- Ahh.
- I gotta say, I may be done cupping.
- Yeah, you are.
- My cupping days are over.
But I'm also a fan of the bidet,
but I don't have one in my actual bathroom.
They're pretty expensive to install.
But when I saw that water jet streaming, it gave me an idea.
- Okay.
- Good thing I've got my prosthetic fanny on.
- Oh, my word.
There it is.
- Link, now, you're gonna need a friend for this.
(crew laughs)
That could be a little awkward, but I could probably learn
how to get coordinated enough to do this to myself.
Bidet me, Link.
- I am not this friend, am I?
- It's not my actual butt.
- No, it's not.
Okay.
- (giggles)
It doesn't tickle at all.
I just feel like I should do that for effect.
(giggles)
- There we go, all right.
- Let me see if I can do it.
Let me guide it.
- Yeah, see if you can do it yourself.
- Where's the stream of water?
- You don't need to poop in the sink.
You can poop in a toilet.
- Help direct it.
- Move over to the,
there it is.
- Oh, yeah.
- It's pretty precise.
- Now let go.
- You might need some mirror work
'cause typically, there will be a mirror here.
There you go.
- Wow, clean as a whistle.
(Link whistles)
- [Rhett] Next up, the Potty Piano,
a toilet mat that doubles as a piano.
- We need a toilet for this one.
- Hey, I'm sitting on one.
- There you are.
- Studies show that pooping can be boring.
And you don't want your phone in your hand
while you're pooping 'cause sometimes it'll drop
right down that little crack right there, right?
- Right, Rhett.
- That's happened to the best of us.
And that's why we got the Potty Piano.
Now you can make music while you're making a doody.
(piano music)
I wore my pants over my pants today.
I've already shown--
- I thought your legs were really dark.
- Yeah, yeah.
I've already shown-- (laughs)
- [Link] And I'm glad that--
- My butt.
That isn't really my butt, but these are not actual legs.
This is just jeans.
But as you can see--
- [Link] Play it.
(piano music)
- I can play anything, I just don't really know
how to play the piano.
It's a little bit limiting.
You've got a couple of options here.
You can't play chords.
You can just play notes.
But I mean a couple of things are happening
that I'm noticing right now.
Number one, I'm getting a little bit of a quad workout
as I have to sort of lift the legs.
And also, lifting the legs is good for the 'rhoids,
and I'm talking about the hemorrhoids.
- Thank you.
- 'Cause you wanna do the squatty thing.
- I think it's also limited in the number of keys there are.
That's not 66 keys, I mean 88.
How many, 88?
There's not 88 keys on that.
- You could probably get a couple of extras and go.
You know, look, that's why.
Look, I can't go any wider because of my pants.
- Yes, your shorts over your pants.
- Exactly, so they thought of everything.
And it's only $23 on Amazon, $23 for minutes of fun
when you're in there in the bathroom.
- I don't know.
This is not clicking into place for me.
- Okay, well, how about this?
If you've got one man in a bathroom sitting on a toilet
making music, why can't you have two?
Link, come and join me.
(Rhett laughs)
- All right.
- Oh, don't trip.
Oh, you did the same thing.
- Yeah. (laughs)
- You got your shorts on over your pants today as well.
You also have your shoes still on.
That's cool, I'm not gonna ask any questions about it.
- If you look down here, this is no ordinary bath mat.
This is a theremin bath mat.
- Oh.
- There's a theremin built into this bath mat.
And I'm gonna give it a little bit of a go here.
(electronic music)
- Whoa.
You're a little bit--
- It's like I'm riding on a spaceship.
- You're like an expert.
Let's play a little something together.
(piano and electronic music)
♫ We're just two dudes pooping
♫ That's what we're doing
♫ Don't wanna spoil it
♫ But we're just too friends on the toilet
♫ We're just two dudes pooping
♫ That's what we're doing
♫ I don't wanna spoil it
♫ But we're just two friends on the toilet
- Two friends on the toilet.
- Yup.
- Having fun, for $23.
Of course, that thing doesn't exist.
We just made that.
- [Link] And now the Baby Shampoo Cap.
Protect your baby's delicate eyes and ears
from the evils of shampoo.
- Oh, okay.
- And we got one right here.
Now this thing is made out of foam,
just shy of $9 on Amazon.
I think this is pretty smart.
I mean there's a picture here,
a really cute picture of it on a baby.
That baby's just in a meditative state, man.
- Oh, man, 'cause that is a thing, that is a thing.
We've had the babies.
We know about this.
- Lando, who's about to turn seven,
until he was six wore this.
It says it goes up to age six.
He hated taking a shower 'cause he could not stand
to get anything, any water, much less shampoo, in his face.
- And you don't want him to wear goggles in there
'cause that's just weird.
- But this would need to have skulls and crossbones,
but other than that, it would work.
You put it on, and it goes over the ears too.
And then you snap it.
- You look like a cowboy that was in an accident.
- I've been in an accident.
- The top of the hat was blown off.
(Link laughs)
- It won't quite fit.
I'm disappointed in that because when I shampoo my hair,
I don't like to get shampoo anywhere else.
I don't want shampoo touching the rest of my body.
It doesn't seem right.
It seems wasteful, and it also seems wrong.
- We'll you're in luck.
We're in luck and you're in luck
because we've invented something
that will help you with that problem, Link.
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the shamp-brero
for adults who don't want to get shampoo in their eyes
or on their body, anywhere except their heads.
- Love it.
- How does it feel, Link?
- Muy bien.
(crew laughs)
- Is there a nice seal there?
We'll test it.
I'm gonna just pre wet, pre rinse.
- Woo, it's cold.
- [Rhett] Are you wet, Link?
- Woo!
Is the floor wet?
- No, it just went right to the baby pool.
- My head's wet, yeah.
- Okay, shampoo coming in hot!
Or actually, room temperature but okay.
All right.
Again, you're gonna need,
now I don't think you can actually reach the hair
without compromising the system.
- I can't get to it.
I'm gonna need a friend.
- You're gonna need a buddy, just like the bidet.
Okay, but that's what I'm here for.
- Oh, goodness.
I usually close my eyes and go to sleep
when this is happening.
- [Rhett] Do you like circles?
Do you like crossies?
- [Link] Circles.
- Do you like pets?
What do you like?
Just tell me what you like.
I'm here to please.
- Light nails.
- Oh, really?
- Light nails in the circles.
(crew laughs)
That's it.
- One thing you're gonna notice is that the sideburns
and the back of the hair are gonna be completely untouched.
(crew laughs)
- That's cool.
- But based on my experience, that never gets dirty.
- It doesn't.
I don't have much hair there anyway.
- That's right.
Light circles, and I like to thin it out like that.
- And now, I'm gonna need to do something.
I'm gonna need another buddy.
Do we have another buddy?
- Wipe that on the shamp-brero.
- All right, now this is where the third buddy comes in
and washes the hands of the second buddy.
(woman laughs)
Thanks, buddy.
Okay, now buddy number one comes back in and rinses.
How nice is this?
- Oh, it's going down the back of my pants!
How's that happening?
How's it going down the back of my pants?
- I got it.
I'm holding it.
I got you, buddy.
- It's going on the back of my shirt!
Stop!
- Okay, all right.
- All right, we're still in development.
What happened?
(crew laughs)
- Sorry.
I think maybe you needed a size extra large.
- Man!
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- Wow, they exist?
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- I just don't have one currently.
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