whats going on guys I am Matthias and if you are a little struck by my... like purple-ish looking hair,
you missed a video
It's right here (top right corner). If you don't have HTML5, you can't see it
Go watch it.
(Jokingly) Why'd you miss that? Why didn't you click on that video?
Anyway, today we are looking at 8 weird and strange Dollar Store items,
Bryan went to the Dollar Store and picked out 8 different items for me to try.
I have no idea what were doing here, he's just gonna' randomley hand me an item
from the Dollar Store, and I'm gonna' open it up and tell you if it's
worth it, or if I'm gonna turd it.
In the turd basket, you know? Where you throw turds in.
Alright first item,
hand it over, good sir.
*Matthias laughs*
Its a yo-yo,
Metal Tech Yo-Yo.
Let's read the directions before we get crazy with this thing
because it's always smart to read directions before you try out an object
because otherwise...
*dramatic zoom*
...you could hurt yourself.
For best action first determine the proper string length.
Hang the spin probe by the string, so it touches the floor.
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.
Go check this out.
I'm about to blow your mind with my yo-yo skills, alright?
*impressive yo-yo skills*
Dude, did you see that, dude?
Dude, it's been years, but let's try it again.
Woah
*random laughing*
Look at that, dude.
Tricks, tricks, get up
Walk the dog
What's "Walk the dog"?
Well, it's spinning
Yes?
You let it "walk" across the room
Oh, okay
*some amazing noise Matthias made*
Huwuh
Sherlock
*Amazing yoyo spin*
Alright, I think that's worth it
99 cent yo-yo, metal
You can really swing that thing around and hit some people with it.
Okay, next item.
There we... oh, no, it's food.
Mel-va-vi... mel... mel... va
Malvavisco?
Look, it matches my hair.
*grins*
Marshmallow sandwich...
with the creepiest looking kid on there
What's his deal?
Kind of really awkward looking cookies
*matthias laughs awkwardly*
Look at that! Does that look weird to you too?
It's like, not made properly.
If it's weird, don't worry, I'm prepared. I'm gonna deal with it.
*crunch*
Oh. That's so soft, so soft
That marshmallow is weird, dude.
Oh, it's crusty, it's like coconut.
Oh, it tastes like a donut.
So many things are happening
I don't like it.
Uh, I'm gonna turd that one. Turd it.
Next item.
Oh, sweet, it's like a little toy gun.
Actually, I can't really see because of a bunch of crap on my glasses.
You'd think that printing was clear, but it's not.
You can't see through it.
*once again matthias laughs*
Powerball gun.
POWERBALL GUN!
Ball shooter.
That's it. Like, that's what's on. It's a ball shooter.
You take the ball shooter,
where it says "ball shooter" right on the front
and then you shoot it.
There's nothing to do with the trigger?
Shouldn't the trigger lock?
It's target practice time.
Ready?
Woah-h!
*laughs*
Dude, i didn't even...
*laughing*
I didn't even touch it, dude.
*mumbling*
That's surprising, because I wasn't even aiming. I was just looking at you and my finger barely even tapped this.
Ready?
I'm gonna have to really aim up, okay?
I'm gonna shoot the target. See the target?
That seems like a much better thing.
*hits Brian*
Brian: ah!
Okay, well there wasn't no eye hazard,(grammar?)
ya'know?
Y-you should be- wearing eye-
protective eye gear like me.
I was prepared dude.
Brian: I should have been wearing those glasses
... Oh yeah,
maybe thats what-
Oh i thought we were prepared,
cause I was wearing the glasses...
My bad.
Turd it,
That's going in the turd basket y'all
*bootiful singing*
Next I-T-eemm nexxt ii-teemm
Oh, its a bubbles! (again Matthias, grammar.)
Outdoor colored bubbles.
What? Look at this,
1.99
When i walk into the dollar store,
and like, you see things for like 4.99 and 1.99
im like,
*Demented donkey noise*
this is the 99 cent store
right up here 99 cent only store, and then-
1.99
don't worry about it, dude.
Get Clean!
While they are messy, colored bubbles are designed
to help make clean up easier!
for many *im not sure what many*
Simply rub!
*Matthias laughs*
not recommended for use on concrete less then 6 months old.
Who's keeping track of the age of their concrete?
Dude,
my concrete out in the backyard is ok,
because its exactly 4 years and 3 months old.
I'm so happy to have concrete so old.
its been with me forever.
Do not use at weddings or indoors.
*Matthias laughs*
Oh my word dude, there's so many warnings all over the back dude!
Now we have to use this.
We have to, lets do it.
Oh my gosh dude.
Dude look at the inside of this dude!
The dye is HARDCORE.
Good news, is because if it gets on my hair
you won't be able to tell
*snort*
Wow, dude
You can't even tell
you legit can't even tell
what?
Whats with the warnings?!
It's a clear bubble! (off camera) Let it pop on your skin
Dude, it's popping all,
it's popping on my skin
Watch, watch
I'll pop in on my
OH!