Hey guys!
So a lot of you guys already know
but I used to be a huge gamer almost to the point of addiction.
Cuz I'm one of those people that once I really get into something,
I go one-hundred percent
I get super into it.
Well, in the past few years I actually haven't played many games at all.
I purposefully stopped myself from buying games
because I- I mean I was like a drug addict.
If the game is in my house, I'm gonna play it.
No matter how hard I try to. Even if someone hides it for me
I'm gonna fi- I'm gonna sniff it out.
I guess that would make me more like a dog actually.
But like a drug addict dog.
And then the drugs are games,
and... it's a gaming dog.
What?
What am I talking about?
Like I was saying before I so rudely interrupted myself,
I haven't played or gotten into gaming in a very long time.
Up until recently.
That's right, I relapsed.
I mean it's definitely not as bad as before
but I once again gave into my demon that is gaming.
And even though it's been a while I think
because I was so into gaming in the past that
once I started gaming again, it was just like riding a bike.
I went through all the stages that most gamers go through
in less than a week.
If you ever really got into a game
you know exactly what stages I'm talking about.
Stage one is like when you first start playing and you're all like:
I don't get it, I'm just playing for fun.
oh I died? Haha who cares?
Stage two you're like:
Yeah I kinda got it, this is starting to get fun, yeah.
Stage three:
Got it down. I am starting to get pretty good.
Stage four:
I am really good actually wow.
Stage five:
I am... damn good! This is getting serious,
this is not a game anymore.
And of course, Stage six:
THIS IS NOT A GAME ANYMORE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
If you ever really been into gaming, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Don't even try to deny it,
there's nothing to be embarrassed about, it happens to the best of us.
THE BEST OF US!
Anyway,
If you guys don't already know I make these videos off things that really inspire me.
And after such a long time, playing online has really inspired me.
Not the games, but the people.
The gaming world can be the most fun place ever.
But at the same time, if you're going to join it,
you also have to deal with the most annoying people ever.
The thing is, when I was playing video games a few years ago it was already bad.
It is worse now.
There was always the same types of annoying people,
but now there's just more of them.
And that's why today I'm going to be talking about
the most annoying gamers on the internet.
MAGOTI
It makes way more sense to say "Most annoying gamers online."
But MAGO just sounds dumb...
MAGOTI
And because I already know I'm going to get comments about this, before I get started;
I know a lot of these examples are gonna be geared around guys,
and it's not meant to be sexist at all.
I know gaming isn't all guys, there's girl gamers too, alright?
But these were inspired from real personal experiences,
and majority of the time, if not... all the time, it was a guy.
And let's just be real, there are more guy gamers than there are girls.
At least for the games I'm going to be talking about.
It's not sexist, it's just a fact.
That sounded bad; it's not-
that wasn't sexist, I- what- you
I'm scared.
Gender Equality!
So this is the most obvious one, so I'll just get it out of the way.
At this point, everybody knows what a Troll is,
you don't have to be a gamer to know what that is.
"To upset or anger other people."
There are Trolls everywhere, but in gaming they are the most successful.
Not only can they annoy you with words,
But in a way they can also annoy you physically.
Like they can actually ruin gameplay by doing things like:
Purposefully blocking you so you can't move anywhere,
or friendly-firing: when you hurt your own teammates.
And of course you can't forget that Trolls also love to verbally annoy you as well.
They pretty much all just use the same nine-year-old tactics.
Like mocking everything you say in a stupid voice.
C'mon dude, we've gotta go get that flag.
"Get the flag." No, seriously dude "Seriously dude."
Stop mocking me! "Stop mocking me!"
[Groan] [Laugh]
Or saying the lamest "Your mom" jokes.
Dude, you got any flashbangs?
I'll flashbang your mom.
Dude, that's gross.
Your mom's gross.
C'mon dude, I don't even have a mom.
Your mom is...
Sorry man.
It's okay dude, it happens to the best of us.
Your mom is the best.
This next guy I call the Shitake Mushroom
because mushrooms are a fungus, and that's exactly what this guy is.
A [Bleep]talking fungus that is a menace to the game.
Unlike the Troll, Shitake Mushrooms aren't trying to ruin the game for you.
They take the game seriously.
So seriously the moment something bad happens they begin to Shitake the entire rest of the game.
I actually think these guys are even more stupid than the Trolls.
Cuz almost every single one of them uses the exact same,
unoriginal, overly used insults and phrases every single time.
"Speak English you Chinese mother[Bleep]!"
"Speak English you gay mother[Bleep]!"
Yeah, I'm from the US, but I'm not gonna lie.
The majority of the Shitake Mushrooms that I came across,
Ninety percent American.
But that also could just be the server I play in, so...
Or maybe that's just because I can't understand the other languages,
but you guys can let me know.
If you don't know what a noob is by now, then you're a
NOOB
That right there is exactly what noob callers do.
A noob is someone new to the game.
And noob callers are people who absolutely
must let you and everyone else in the game know
that he, or she (Gender Equality) is a noob.
Or at least plays like one.
And noob callers are kinda like YouTube comments.
They look for every single little mistake so that they can call you out on it.
Wow this is so fake, at 6:36 you can clearly see the fishing line.
they messed up, they were clearly wearing a different shirt earlier.
Uh, did anyone else notice that he spelled the word "the" wrong
in the title for "The Noob Caller"?
Yeah, we did that on purpose.
So who's the noob now?
That's right,
NOOB
People who go AFK, or Away From Keyboard
may not sound like the most annoying thing in the world.
But when you're playing a game online and you're playing with other people,
going AFK mid-game is not just annoying, it's really rude.
I mean, if you're not going to be playing,
go play Single Player.
Go play with yourself.
That's what she said.
Or he, as well.
If you're gonna play online, you're playing with real people, so commit to it.
Imagine going AFK in real life, like say if you're on a date.
So tell me, I mean, what was it like?
The wedding was beautiful, like even though it was hot,
there was a lot of dancing...
Or going AFK when you're driving your friends.
Hey, where are we going?
I think we just missed the turn.
Or even going AFK when you're vlogging-
This guy is so damn good and so good at everything
that if he ever loses or gets anything wrong
it's never his fault. Ever.
He always has to have an excuse for losing that's everything but himself.
It's cuz my team is so bad!
The other team is definitely hacking!
My computer lags so much!
It's cuz I'm so drunk right now!
It's cuz I'm high!
It's because I let my little brother play, okay?
Or- or sister. Or sister.
So like I mentioned before, there's a lot of girl gamers
but in my experience you just don't come across them as often.
In fact most of the time it's guys.
So when a gamer-girl reveals she's a girl by
either talking on the mic, or her username or profile picture, whatever.
That's when these guys come out: the Desperate Guys.
And these guys are all the same
they do whatever it takes to get the girl's attention
but just in slightly different ways.
First off, you've got the Suck-ups.
They go out of their way to compliment every single
little thing she does well, and cheer her up for every
little thing she does wrong.
Nice shot!
Good Job!
Best kill I've seen all day!
Or you got the Try-hard Guys.
These are the guys who try to impress the girls
by saying how good they are at this game normally,
but this is just their off-day.
Yeah this is uh...
This is actually my low level account, uh
I have three high ranking accounts like Challenger, Global Elite
It's not really a big deal or anything...
And of course, just like anywhere else on the internet
you got the Douches.
Hey.
Hi.
I've got two words for you,
What?
Let's [Bleep]!
I mean it's pretty self-explanatory,
these people are the reason why the mute button was invented.
And sometimes they're not even doing it on purpose,
they're just annoying by accident.
They're unaware their mic is a little too close
and we can hear every single breath that they take.
They get a little too into the game so they start shouting
which like, blows the speakers in your headphones.
They talk on the phone or like, to anyone else
in the room with their mic on so that we all have to listen to it.
And of course my favorite of all the mic DJ,
the guy who likes to play music for everyone through his mic.
Keep your music to yourself.
That one guy on the team that always gets so mad at everyone else
because they're not doing exactly what he told them to do.
He thinks he's so much better than everyone else in the team
and we all should be following his exact orders.
Alright Derek, you're gonna peel off, cover the left
that's your area. Don't let anyone through.
Shaun, peel off to the right.
I'm gonna flank straight up the middle, meet the rendezvous point.
Roger?
Roger Roger.
On my mark.
And...
One, two and three and four
five, six, sev-
No no no NO Derek!
It's right, left! It's pretty easy.
And then you go up and up up up.
Do the spin,
left, right.
left, right. Uh,
news flash bossy guy,
You're not my boss!
Doesn't that sound like he's a reference to something?
I don't think it is, I think I just made that up.
When I make a movie one day, that's going in.
Stat Whores are people that only care about their stats.
They do whatever it takes to have a good score
but have no consideration for the team whatsoever.
And last but not least, and one of the most irritating,
The Rage Quitters
When things aren't going their way, they just quit.
But these are just regular quitters.
It's exactly how it sounds, they're quitters
with RAGE.
If you don't know what that means, here are some examples in real life.
That piece of food won't come off the dish?
RAGE QUIT!
Just tied your shoes and the laces came untied again?
RAGE QUIT!
You didn't get to complete your entire poop
and now you have to keep wiping over and over and over?
RAGE QUIT!
I think you've got something on your face bro.
Oh,
It's just Nutella.
Well learn how to eat, Noob!
Ah great, now I have to go wash myself off.
Um, "Um,"
Excuse me. "Excuse me."
Can you just move out of the way? "Can you just move out of the way?"
Are you seriously mocking me right now?
Your mom's gonna mock you.
Hey look!
Hey look! What?
What the hell?
Is that a flash-
You see annoying gamers are like a virus,
the more you come in contact with them,
the more likely it's going to spread and create even more annoying gamers
until well,
that's all there is left.
So please, won't you join me?
The gaming world is already a dark place as it is.
Let's end this vicious cycle of hate.
Help us prevent the spread of annoying gamers
by spreading love and happiness.
and joy,
and...
Wow, thank you.
Y'know, if you didn't do that,
I would've stooped to his level.
I would've shot him, I would've friendly-fired. I would've became an annoying gamer too.
And this vicious cycle would keep going and-
Hey.
Hi.
I got two words for you.
What?
Gender Equality
What?
So thank you guys so much for watching
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Alright we can end this, this is stupid.