Which country is this?
Where on Earth is this?
Right, d'you know what? I'm gonna take a gamble and I'm gonna go with Chile
right off the bat because of the colour of the
STONE! I was correct!
Okay, my all time best streak is a pretty pathetic ten
so that's what we got to try and beat in this video.
Right, where we off now? What we got here?
"FEAR NO FISH"
Okay, so, I'm feeling America off the bat.
So, if it is America, it shouldn't take us long to find
a US flag knocking about somewhere.
And, if we don't see one, then potentially,
that would mean it was Canada, I suppose.
Ooh! Yeah, we found a Canadian flag.
Alright, yeah. I was thinking there.
There are definitely nowhere near enough American flags.
There we go! Nice, nicely done!
Come on! Let's beat that streak. We've got to. We can do this!
Where is this?
Ooh, we got a bit of text. What's that say?
Uh, looks like- Ooh! Where's it gone?
I can't quite angle up the text on this sign!
Okay...
It's, like, Portuguese or Spanish, I think.
(STRUGGLING) "Prière de ne pas stationner."
"sortie de v-", Oh...I don't know.
Okay, so I'm feeling its something, like: Italy, Spain or South America.
At the minute, I've not really narrowed it down at all.
Have we got the European...- Oh, it is in Europe.
I think that's a blurry bit of blue on the registration plate.
Shall we go with Spain? Yeah, we'll go with Spain.
Go on. We're trying to speed run it a little bit.
It was France.
And we're off again! Okay!
We're in Asia. Uh...I would assume by
the circles in the text that it's suu...
South Korea? Let's go for it.
Guess! Yes...!
Next one. Next one.
Where are we? Here we go.
Looking European, I think.
Is it looking European? It is,
but I don't think it is looking EU European.
Yeah, it's looking more, sort of, Slavic, isn't it?
Oh, maybe we've got a flag up on these houses. Anything like that?
Uh...that's no flag. That's just a duvet cover.
Wait.... Do they have the same duvet cover, different house?
Mmm.... That's weird.
At the minute, I'm thinking that this is, like, Ukraine or Bulgaria, or something.
I'm hoping we can get a good look at a flag somewhere.
Yeah, I'm struggling to get any more clues,
and I just don't know enough about this part of the world,
so, I think I might just have to take the risk.
We'll look at the fonts on this spa and we'll see
if we can match it up.
Do we go with Ukraine?
Do we go with Bulgaria?
I think we go with Bulgaria. I'm going to go for it.
Aah! It was just Russia! Too obvious!
It was too obvious. What was I thinking?
Okay, we're off again.
Come on! I need to beat my score of ten!
Oh! Here we go!
We're in, uh...
Indonesia! Or Singapore.
I need a better look at that flag.
We are in- Ooh, I guess it could be blown in the wind
and we might have the symbols on the other side.
I'm going to go with Indonesia, though.
I think it's probably Indonesia. Let's go for it.
Guess...Yes! Nice.
Okay, we're back in Asia, and...-
You trying to throw me off?
Are we in a China Town? I need to make sure
that we're not just in a China Town,
and we are actually somewhere in Asia.
All the people look Asian though, don't they?
I don't think China, specifically, is on Google Street View.
I mean, it could be Hong Kong, or somewhere like that?
Or, it could just be another Asian country,
but I just- I don't know where yet.
Why are we stuck indoors? Get me outside!
I wanna look about, man!
What's he doing?! Do you see that guy?
Go back, go back! Look at him!
What's he doing with his legs up there?
Get your feet back in your wellies, man. It's a public place, bro.
We've got some URLs. Let's see some URLs.
"Sewing materials", "gmail.com"
Oh, god.
I reckon we are in a China Town in, like, the USA,
and we're gonna get absolutely mugged off.
I just can't get out of this shopping centre. Let me free!
What does that say?
"No touting"?
And then, there is a picture of some animals.
We got a parrot, a cat and a dog.
'No touting.' I don't know what to make of that.
Ooh, what's this? What's this?
".sg"?
Singapore. It'll be Singapore, won't it?
Okay...that's fine. I'll go with Singapore if I can find it to click.
Right...guess!
Yes! There we go. '.sg' helping us out there.
I was very confused.
Ooh, this is nice. Immediately to me, this looks
like New Zealand, maybe?
We've got a streak of two. Please don't let me down.
"Moore Stephens Markhams". Alright.
Ooh, we got sheep. That does add up to New Zealand.
Yeah. Still feeling like New Zealand,
but I have my very precious score of two, so,
I would like to be a little bit more sure, to be honest.
Because potentially, it might just be Scotland or somewhere like that, mightn't it?
Ooh. Hang on, hang on. We had a car there.
I can't quite read that plate.
I don't know if that's gotten any EU numbers on it.
I don't think it does.
I might gamble and go for New Zealand,
which hopefully is actually not that much of a gamble.
Guess!
It was! Right. We're at three.
Okay, we're off again.
Ah. We're indoors. We're in an art gallery!
What is going on?!
We're literally in a modern art gallery.
What are the chances?
Right. This is going to be so unbelievably unhelpful, isn't it?
I can't read any of the texts to see the languages.
Or, maybe, this will be really useful.
Well, if we're stuck in here, we may as well admire the art.
Hmm...
That looks really good. I like that one.
Ooh... Yeah. That also, really good.
Must of took ages, that.
Alright, that one, I do actually quite like. I think it's the colours.
Oh, hang on, hang on.
Not that useful. It's the fire safety stuff.
Ooh!
(ATTEMPTING) "Planta de Emergência"
So...could be Spanish.
Ooh... Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Ooh, we actually get a really good look.
Ooh, it's here- This bit's in English! This bit's in English.
Lisbon! Lisbon!
Portugal!
Yes...!
Okay, things are actually looking up!
Okay, what we got? What we got?
Give us something easy.
Oh, what does that say?
"I am myself"
Well, that's a nice t-shirt.
Right, any flags? Any thing like that?
Uh...
Don't really understand anything there.
I wouldn't be able to say at the minute.
Ah, I think we're in Asia again, aren't we?
The trouble with Geoguessr videos is I always
miss something really obvious, and everyone makes fun of me.
Such as, 'Malaysia', in large text.
Not today, commenters!
Right, nice. We're half way to matching our streak.
We're on five.
Ah, it's one of these rural ones that I hate.
I always go wrong here 'cus I just guess Mexico,
and it's never Mexico.
Uh... Ooh...
Maybe there's some flags on the washing line.
They look like flags from here,
but I'm pretty sure they're just t-shirts.
Could have a look at everyone here?
Could it be Bolivia?
It might be Bolivia, you know?
I really, really need a flag, but I don't think I'm gonna get one.
(ATTEMPTING) "Khatla gen cafe". Okay.
It might not be South America. It might be somewhere in Africa looking around.
I'm looking at the vastness of the hills, and I'm thinking it's something
wild like Lesotho or something.
Right. There's Coca-Cola. There's always bloody Coca-Cola.
Right, I'm thinking....because of that Coca-Cola
I'm back to South America, again.
I thinking either Mexico or Brazil.
But, I've really- I just need more info,
but I don't think I'm gonna to get it.
Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on.
Big signs! Big signs!
What we got? What we got?
(ATTEMPTING) "HA NT JABANE". Okay...
"Teyateyaneng High School"
Oh, god.
Funeral services...right.
"TY". What does that mean?
Oh, hang on. Lil' fella in there.
What's he looking at?
He's looking at the funeral services sign.
I hope he's alright.
Ooh! Oh my god! That says "SOTHO".
I guess it doesn't say 'Lesotho', does it?
But...that's the end of the word 'Lesotho',
which is this little fella down here.
I think it says 'Mosotho'. Oh, my god...
"Ministry of Tourism, Environment and Culture"
Why does it not have the country on it?
I'm so confused. I'm so confus-
Wai- I- does- That says Lesotho!
What obscure place to mention. It feels like I'm cheating.
I think I remember seeing a GeoWizard video months and months ago,
and it was just the hills that I looked at in the distance,
they looked Lesotho to me.
So, let's take the guess.
Oh, my god. Fantastic!
Now, we need to get a seven. Come on.
We can do this. We can do this!
We got a yellow taxi that we can't get to,
and then- Oh...
This feels like Spain to me.
Definitely could be wrong, though, of course.
Hang on. Let me go back to this car.
I wanna see the plates, if you don't mind.
Can't see any blue on the plates,
so, maybe it isn't Spain after all.
Fortunately, I think we're on one of those massive roads
where there is just not much happening, and-
Why are we moving so unbelievably slowly?
What's this about?
Oh, god...
Erm...what do I do here?
Look at the cycle paths, though! That's nice that.
Ah, god. This is painful.
I'm gonna lose me streak.
I don't know where to go. I literally have no idea.
Oh, my god...
I've no idea.
Somewhere that uses kilometres.
Alright, that really narrows it down.
Oh, we jumping again. We're actually jumping about.
This is good. This is good.
What's that? What's that?
Does it say anything at all?
Can we read anything?
I don't think we can quite get a good look.
Maybe if I was on the other side of the road.
Can't get to the other side of the road.
Right. We're driving on the right, which isn't useful at all
as I've not learnt the countries that drive on the right and left.
He looks nice, though, in his lil' tropical top,
so, that's a bit of fun.
Oh, my god. Please have something useful
written on the side of your van!
Please... Anything.
Nothing at all. Absolutely nothing.
No problem. You guys have a good day!
See you later!
Ooh, what's that say?
(ATTEMPTING) "Jose Luis Chica"
I don't know...
That means nothing to me.
The weather's changed, and we're moving around quickly.
'Welcome to Mexico,' please say-
Ah, it doesn't say 'Welcome to Mexico.'
Oh, now what do I do?
Oh, my god. Large sign!
Okay. This is going to give us everything we need.
Ecuador! ".ec" - that's Ecuador!
Okay...guess.
Ooh, thank god.
Okay. 'Lundo'- This looks like Poland to me.
We have a domain name there, but it's too tiny to see.
Maybe, can we get just to the right side over here...
Let me have a look.
No, I don't think so.
Oh- Aah...
Look at lil' funny little house. That's a weird looking house.
Doesn't look like its really there, does it?
Ay-up! Look at that as well!
Is that meant to be the shape of a country?
It felt a bit like Denmark, but it isn't.
Is it Denmark?
If that's Denmark, they've not done a very good job.
It's like I drew it.
It kind of does look like Denmark, though, does it?
You know what I mean?
Okay, well, we'll see what happens. We'll see what happens.
I guess it could be Denmark as well when you look around the place.
It's nice, though, isn't it?
Yeah, he's got the bit of blue, so, we know we're in the European Union.
(ATTEMPTING) "Børn på vej"
Fair enough.
Oh, hang on. What's the domain name?
We're gonna get one. We're gonna get a domain.
Kind quite see any domain names.
You're in a funny angle, mate.
What's going on here? Hang on, just get-
Ah, where's he gone?! Maybe we chase him up the road.
Fingers crossed.
Can we chase him up the road? Or is he-
He's driving away, no. He's out of here.
Alright, no worries.
Aah... See? That's a Polish thing, isn't it?
The crossed out sign when you're leaving the town.
But, it might be a thing in more than just Poland.
Do you think that's enough to go on?
I don't whether I want to gamble me seven streak.
I think I do, you know.
See, when you look at the houses and stuff,
it feels more like the Netherlands, or...or Denmark, doesn't it?
Oh, hang on. Domain, domain, domain?
Yeah, that's a domain. I just can't see it because there's a bush in the way.
Uh... Ah...
No, it's not. I can't quite read it.
Domain over there? But I can't quite read it as well!
What is going on?
It's slightly covered by the bush!
It's like when there's a naked person in movies.
What's happening?
Here we go.
"dk". 'dk' must be Denmark, isn't it?
It's Denmark. Yeah, guess.
It was Denmark, yeah.
So, I think that country outline was Denmark, then.
It just wasn't very detailed. Alright, fair enough.
Okay, we're in somewhere totally different now.
Thank god I didn't go Poland, by the way.
Look at this! This looks insane.
Look at the mountains!
Right. Off the bat - where could this be?
Could it be...
(ATTEMPTING) "Bevoktet" "Guarded"
Oh, hang on. I think that's an 'no' for Norway.
Should we go for it?
Little bit of a gamble but I think we're going to be okay.
We're okay. We're okay.
God, I was nervous then.
Where are we here?
Far too open plan for my liking. I mean, it's delightful.
Imagine your house right there.
Ooh, yeah...
Very nice, don't mind if I do.
Next round.
Okay. We got a streak of ten.
So, if we get this, we're good.
And, unfortunately, we've been plonked in the middle of nowhere.
What's that say?
Can't quite read it.
Why are we here...?
Look at where we are.
Where is this?
What am I doing here? The only reason you come here
is if you wanna, like, murder someone.
So, this to me, could be Africa...
Australia, America.
I really don't know.
It feels painful going down here.
I just feel like we're not going to come across anything.
This is definitely an eerie one. We are being tested.
It feels like a waste of time going down here
'cus there's just absolutely nothing going on.
There's a sign.
If it says like, 'Watch out for giraffes' or something,
at least we can, like, work out what continent we're in.
Erm...
That is no giraffe.
That just means left turn, I think.
Oh, here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
What we got here? What we got here?
What the-
(ATTEMPTING) "Arras Boerdery" "Arras" "Wepener famile"
What...?!
We got cattle? I think so.
Ooh, but then, look at this tree!
That's taking us back to Africa.
Those trees are amazing.
Trouble is, quite few countries in Africa.
Erm...not quite sure what to do right now.
Ah, look at that! That's just a classic English cow
there with the black and the white,
but this is not England.
I genuinely don't know where to go.
Why would they taunt me like this on my final one?
If I get this, I've beaten my all time high score.
I've just stumbled upon some signs. What will they say?
"Frankfort" and "Petrus Steyn"
So we've basically got two different languages
which would suggest somewhere that's previously been colonised, wouldn't it?
Which makes me think South Africa maybe could be a good bet?
It's probably a stupid guess, but at this point,
I don't know where else to go 'cus I'm just not getting anything.
Wo- Ooh, my god!!
There's an ostrich!
That's the coolest thing I've ever seen!
That's an ostrich, mate. That's got to be an ostrich.
Well, in that case, we do go with South Africa.
I mean, I don't know why South Africa specifically,
it's just the landscape kind of feels South African,
but I know it's probably lots of other places as well.
Right, we're gambling.
I cannot believe we've actually seen a wild ostrich.
That is amazing.
Alright, I'm gonna go for it. Here we go everyone...
It was! Shout out to that ostrich.
Alright. We've done it. We've beaten our score.
I thought I'd be ending the video there, I'm not gonna lie,
but I guess it continues.
"Dhaka". We know Dhaka, don't we?
Dhaka is in India, isn't it?
Is Dhaka in India, or is it in... Bangladesh or Pakistan?
I don't know.
'Dhaka', 'Bangladesh'. Yes. It's in Bangladesh.
Okay. Guess.
Nice! Oh, my god. We're away.
We're absolutely away.
Right, we keep it going. This could be the end for us.
This, off the bat, looks lik- Oh, god.
It looks like Malaysia, maybe... I don't know.
Ooh, hang on. Hang on.
Get that domain name.
"kn". Oh, no, "kh"? 'kh'.
Okay. So, where would 'kh' be?
I have absolutely no idea.
Usually, you can work them out because they are just very similar
to the initials of a country, but the occasional one just isn't at all.
'kh'...Cambodia?
Do we wanna go with Cambodia?
I mean... K and C are somewhat similar letters.
I might go for it.
That might be really stupid.
Uh... Any flags before we go?
I do not think so.
Okay. I'm going Cambodia.
Guess.
We're off again. We're off again.
Where...are we now?
We're in Asia once again.
Bangladesh!
"Bangladesh Amateur Wrestling Federation"
Do not mind if I do.
Sign me up Bangladesh.
Okay, right. Time for fifteen.
Right. Asia once again.
Looks like South Korea to me.
Do not mind if I do.
I think so, anyway,
guess.
Yeah...!
Ooh, rural again.
Okay, right. Get your walking boots on, Jack.
We're off.
Let's see if we can hopefully stumble upon something relatively soon.
So, we're in a very flat area,
but we do have a town coming up.
So, it could be...
the Netherlands.
Woo, look at that! A little religious thing.
I think, what is the sort of the kind of thing you see in Poland.
And the nests on top of the lamp posts,
I think are a Polish thing as well.
I really like the nests on top of lamp posts.
This one's actually got a bird in it.
I think because of that, I'm going with Poland,
and I'm hoping that I'm not misremembering
that as actually a Denmark thing.
Okay, you ready?
We got it wrong.
Well, where was it?
Lithuania?! Ah- Never would of said that.
I mean, I guess they're just similarly cultured, Poland and Lithuania, potentially,
or maybe that's an incredibly offensive thing to say. Who knows?
Thank you for watching!
We got a streak of fifteen, which, d'you know what?
Quite happy with.
Because we got like 150% of our previous record.
Thank you for watching.
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