(dramatic music)
- Hey babe.
- What's up?
- Guess what we're doing today?
- What?
- 'The Lollipop Kissing Challenge
Part 2, Holiday Edition.'
(gentle music)
- Merry Christmas
- Or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa.
or whichever it is that you celebrate.
So for today, to put us in the mood,
I got this one for you
and because I'm the big daddy I get the big one.
- I don't wanna be the bottom reindeer.
- It's just like real life expectation.
They love the size difference.
It's like in real life.
(christmas carols)
- Oh, that feels kind of good.
By the way, what does the winner get today?
- A 30 minutes (beep).
- You never lasted that long.
So today we're dealing with a bunch
of different flavor, candies
Candy cane, lollipop.
Those things, I don't know what they're called.
So let's start with...
(christmas carols)
Come closer.
You have Brutus' hair on your mouth.
(kissing sounds)
(christmas carols)
(kissing sounds)
(christmas carol)
- Blueberry?
- Nope.
(kissing sounds)
- Melon?
- Close.
- Watermelon!
(max chuckles)
- Yes. One point for you.
- Oh my God. This color is so cute.
Uh, wow.
Oh, just to let you know,
I've been prepping for a couple of days
for this challenge.
I've been really good with putting
on my glossier balm dotcom.
Alright, Yos.
- One.
- Where do we end the score
until we finish all the candy or what?
I don't know, until we're bored, I guess.
Until we're bored of making out.
- I'm never going to be tired of making out with you.
(romantic music)
- Really?
Aww.
- Let's rub antlers again.
(moaning sounds)
(max laughs)
(piano music)
(kissing sounds)
Can't tell.
Damn it's hard.
(piano music)
(kissing sounds)
What is that?
Is this like banana?
- No.
(piano music)
(licking sounds)
(piano music)
- Is it bubblegum?
- Yes!
- Oh, Damn.
(max laughs)
- Wow.
- Cool.
- It's kind of a disturbing pink.
It's like nipple pink.
Have your nipples ever been this pink?
- No.
- Me neither.
- Do you have brown nipples?
- I have brown nipples.
- I have pink beige nipples.
(max laughs)
- My nipples is beige.
- Wanna show them?
Last time we almost got demonetized
because of the way you were treating the candy cane.
So try to be easy on this.
Okay?
(christmas carols)
Come closer.
(kissing sounds)
(christmas carols)
- I don't know.
(christmas carol music)
(kissing sounds)
Blueberry?
- Nope. Did you give up?
- I give up.
- It's strawberry.
- I don't think you put enough on you.
- I sucked it.
- But after you suck it, you can't swallow it.
You have to just leave it there.
- I don't swallow.
Yos, you know that.
(christmas carols)
Strawberry, right?
Enough.
(max laughs)
- This used to be my favorite as a kid.
- My favorite candy as a kid
was the one that you dip in sugar.
It's like a stick.
- Oh yeah, those are good.
- This is very relatable for every gay boy out there.
We used to carry this around
and pretend its lipstick.
You're all makeup artists now on YouTube.
(christmas carol)
(max chuckles)
- I don't know.
One more.
(christmas carols)
Man, they all taste the same to me.
Is it blueberry or something?
No?
Do I know the flavor?
- Yes.
(christmas carols)
(kissing sounds)
- It's not some kind of orange.
More.
- Wait.
(christmas carols)
- Hey, that's not enough for me
to give me an idea.
(christmas carols)
Banana?
- No.
- No?
Oh, it's just a normal fruity candy cane.
How was I supposed to guess that.
- Cause this one tastes like shit.
(christmas carols)
(licking sounds)
(christmas carols)
Do it again.
(christmas carols)
Okay, I taste like caramel apple?
- Damn! What the (beep) bro!
- I know cause that was the only
caramel flavor we picked out.
So it tasted like caramel. Oh, it tastes so good.
- Surprisingly. You've got it.
Wow. That's cheating.
- Yos two. Max one.
(gaggling sounds)
I just want to give every candy a good suck.
I love to suck.
Yeah. We know that you love to suck Yos.
Okay. Close your eyes.
(christmas carols)
- Now this one is banana something.
(classic music)
Is it like banana pineapple, banana citrus.
What is it?
(classic music)
(kissing sounds)
What is?
- It's strawberry banana.
- Did not taste like strawberry at all?
(max laughs)
- So Yos two, Max one.
- Come on. I have a half point for that.
I guessed the banana.
Give me a half point, have pity on me.
- I'll give you point 45.
- The banana overpowered, all the flavor.
- Fine you get point 69.
Take it or leave it.
- I like 69.
- You do.
(christmas carols)
- I think you have it too easy so far.
(christmas carols)
- Can the camera see me scratching my balls?
(unwrapping sounds)
- No.
(classic music)
Hm.
(kissing sounds)
- That is some kind of fruit for sure.
Is it raspberry?
(classic music)
(kissing sounds)
Oh my God. It's the mystery flavor one.
(max laughs)
How do you did you get that?
- Because it didn't taste like anything.
I have amazing like taste palette
even though my favorite food is a big Mac.
- Man, I'm way behind now.
- Taste it. It doesn't taste like anything, right?
- It was good though.
(classic music)
- It's good.
Three points for me and one point 69 for you.
- I still think I should get the full point.
You get a 69.
You wanna do it now.
(yos moans)
Close thy eyes.
(soft music)
(gagging sounds)
- Did you just shove that down your throat
and you gagged on it?
You don't usually gag that easily.
(max laughs)
What are you doing?
Why is it taking so long?
- Here.
(soft music)
(max laughs)
(soft music)
- It just tastes like sugar.
(soft music)
Well, is it a sugar cane?
(max laughs)
What the (beep) is that?
(both laughing)
You caught me mid-suck.
(both laughing)
- Say hello to my little friend.
(shots firing sounds)
(both laughing)
What the hell is that?
No, thank you.
- Open wide.
- I'm fine.
(gagging sounds)
(max laughs)
Well, at least I got that one.
Okay. Yos, enough.
(max chuckles)
(yos clears throat)
Are you alright? Do you want water?
- Yes.
- Do you want me to feed you water?
(soft music)
(kissing sounds)
(soft music)
- Hm.
Okay!
(soft music)
(kissing sounds)
- You gonna put sugar all over my face.
(soft music)
(kissing sounds)
- It tastes like it tastes like a cookie.
Like ginger bread. I give up.
- Cotton Candy.
- What the F?
Urgh! This is my favorite too.
- And you did not guess it.
Finally there's some justice.
(soft music)
(sucking sounds)
I'm uncomfortable when you keep eye contact doing this.
(sucking sounds)
So no point for you.
Put it back.
There you go.
- Plop it in my (beep).
(popping sounds)
- Remember Yos: brand friendly.
(soft music)
(flute music)
(soft music)
Is it like grape or blueberry?
- No.
(soft music)
(kissing sounds)
- Cherry.
- Yes.
- Yeah!
The boy with his cherry red lips and his red sweater.
- Pop my cherry.
(popping sounds)
- Okay, Yos.
You're out of control.
- I'm OOC.
- What does that mean?
- Out of control.
- Yay. So we are equal.
- Wait, how are you winning?
No. Did I guess the last one?
- No.
- Yeah. Cotton candy.
- No, you did not.
(max chuckles)
- Wait, how I'm I at three.
- So you are at 3.69?
- Yeah.
(soft music)
- It's rigged.
(both laughing)
- You're rigged.
- This is rigged.
What the (beep)?
What did you do?
- Close your eyes.
(kissing sounds)
(both laughing)
- I just felt something on my nose,
I was like, what the (beep) is that?
- It's my big nose.
(popping sounds)
(christmas carols)
- Okay, get closer.
(kissing sounds)
(soft music)
- Put more on your lips.
(kissing sounds)
(piano music)
Is it watermelon?
- No.
- Is it strawberry?
- No.
Last chance.
(piano music)
- Raspberry.
I give up.
- It was Blue Raspberry.
- Fu--
- Okay it was a difficult one,
so I'll give you a point 69 for it
since you got the raspberry at the end.
- Whoa, I love this color too.
- What color is my tongue now?
- Oh, it's not good. Don't show it on camera.
How did you look at your nails
when you were in high school?
- I don't know, when I was in high school?
I didn't even look at my nails.
- That was a joke.
Oh, if you're looking at your nail,
like this you're straight.
If you're looking at your nail like this your gay.
- Well, obviously I'm straight.
(max chuckles)
- Sure.
- How did you look at your nails?
(piano music)
So you're straight too?
- Super straight, masc for masc.
- How do we end up here.
- At first, I thought the were a girl.
- Really?
- No.
(max chuckles)
(piano music)
(kissing sounds)
(piano music)
- It's sugar.
Was it blueberry?
(piano music)
(kissing sounds)
(piano sounds)
Man, is it, so it's not blueberry.
Is it watermelon?
- Er, er.
(piano music)
(kissing sounds)
Okay, I got this.
I got this.
It's grape.
- No.
- It is grape.
- This is grape?
- Yes.
- Okay, maybe it is.
- Grape Candy Cane.
- Okay, fine you get points 69.
- Yes.
Yes!
In your face sucker!
I win!
Whoo Whoo!
Suck it!
- Now?
- Later.
- Okay.
- So there you have it guys.
This was our, 'Lollipop Kissing Challenge.
Part Two Holiday Edition.'
Let's rub antlers by the end.
(yos moans)
(piano music)
Hm.
You don't taste like candy anymore.
It's boring. I'm leaving.
(yos moans)
(piano music)
(max laughs)
(soft music)