the following is a recap of exactly what happened during part one of mushoku tensei
well almost exactly our story follows truck-kuns' arch-nemesis the elusive neet
a man who never leaves the safety and comfort of his own home
and why would he when everything he needs is right here on his computer
no no fellas what are you doing no it's not safe
well this isn't so bad it's a little bit damp for my taste but at least it's pretty safe
all right i guess we'll do another isekai
at least nothing bad ever happens to a baby oh for [____] sake our story begins with baby
rudeus wise beyond his zero years who only cares about three things magic knowledge
and big ol smooches from papa at first he spends his days carefree
living his baby life to its babiest until one day when his curiosity gets the better of him
surviving off nothing but hot pockets rudy spends his days studying magic three years go by before
he emerges as an intermediate level wizard with a new life goal to forge the one hero to rule them
all "i was kind of looking forward to building a harem like my dear old dad" and what harem is
complete without a
the first recruit roxy the lol-izard that's a loli wizard not a loli lizard
i think who trains him in the art of seduction "yowi yowi" and also some spells or whatever
all this splish splashing around reminds rudius that thanks to the freezer he's
been holding it in for three years and is about to oh yikes well he can never show
his face outside again mortified rudius heads straight to bed but can't stop thinking about
the terrifying murderous species known as the superds that roxy had taught him about
how could a little kid like him possibly manage to get one of them to join his harem but that wasn't
the only thing keeping him awake his parents were making quite the racket if you know what i mean
quickly rudy's talents surpass the law lizards so she recommends that rudy attends the hogwarts
school of witchcraft and wizardry slytherin but first he must pass the final exam after
what happened last time rudy is not exactly keen to go outside but over the years he has grown very
close to his horse basashi and his presence fills rudy with the courage to face his fears head-on
his final test is to cast a sacred level water spell known as
holy [____] Basashi no!
to mourn the loss of their dear friend a party is thrown in his honor
paul killed the vibe so roxy takes her leave and heads out in search of a new adventure
but you know what they always say if you love someone let them go and if they don't return
they were never in your harem to begin with wasting no time he goes in search
of a replacement and quickly stumbles on a group of kids playing dodgeball
rudy uses his magic to cheat ruining the game for everyone
annoyed the kids head home but rudy manages to snag one by the caller and wait a second
distracted he missed the part about the red gem so he summons forth holy water
and performs a level 2 exorcism the power of christ compels you
rudy can't wait to share the story of how he managed to wheel a superb with his dear papa
that's for cheating at dodgeball what's the matter you look gloomy
our son ruined a perfectly good game of dodgeball
too ashamed to face his parents rudy spends his days with the newest member of his harem Sylphiette
you've been in farmer maggot's crop but with the announcement of a
new greyrat baby on the way all the family drama is swept aside
shall i lick your boots and everyone is brought closer together
what could be better than a baby except maybe two babies
proud of his father's haremly accomplishments
rudy sadistically guilts his mother into letting them all live together
in the new season of sister wives only on jlc tonight's episode the gender reveal party
"this one has burned more than 8 600 acres fire investigators say it was sparked at a gender
reveal party" but after rebuilding their house the gray rats are a little low on
funds and can't afford to pay for both his and sylphie's tuition to hogwarts
leaving rudy with no choice but to get a job "did i ask for fries" but paul had other ideas
waking up in the back of a carriage in an unknown land he takes one look at Ghislaine
the cat girl and forgets all about Slyphie while they make the long journey to heaven
this might be a good time for me to ask you to consider liking this video and subscribing to
kinda neet i love making these and it would really help more neets like you find them
and to say thank you i'll be giving away a couple incogneeto shirts at the end of this video
oh purrrfect timing paul thought rudy was getting a little too comfortable with monogamy so he ships
him off to stay with his relatives and tutor his second cousin eris shall i lick your boots
tsundere check wanting to make a good first impression rudy plans a classic kidnapping prank
don't forget to like comment and subscribe but the guys that he hired on craigslist aren't
thrilled about the idea of being paid in exposure so rudy is just kind of yeets out of there "see ya"
and i guess eris can come too but only if she promises to stay quiet what did i just say that's
more like it now all he's got to do is pull off an epic spell and "money can't buy waifu's" i beg to differ
never underestimate the power of a weeb with a credit card
out of nowhere Ghislaine swoops in to save the day
and tough guy rudeus gets his first real taste of death saving her from danger not only earned
rudeus the respect of eris but the other greyrats as well shall i lick your boots
just gonna adjust this and so rudy spends his days teaching eris training
and trying to sleep but instead just cringing about his past not that i know anything about that
but with eris birthday coming up she's forced to spend her time learning how to whip
and or nae nae so that leaves rudeus with a bit of free time so he decides to take up catgirl
like the language so he installs duolingo on his tablet but quickly realizes that it's pretty
useless so he reaches out to roxy instead who's been tutoring the prince of a far far away land
roxy sends him a handwritten nyanish textbook containing all the essential words and phrases
and at last the day of the birthday ball arrives and rudeus is looking as
dashing as ever and i guess eris looks fine too that is until she starts dancing
overcome with cringe rudy steps in and chads the [___] out of the situation
his moves win him the hearts of all the maidens at the ball "you know i'm only seven right" and so
the party rages on and rudy maybe had one too many apple juices because the next thing he knows he's
waking up in bed next to his cousin after they spent the entire night sharing secrets "i finally
gave in and ate monster [ __ ]" he was woken up by the sounds of eris' grandfather vigorously sharing
secrets but they were interrupted by a strange floating waifu with the birthday party arc behind
us it's time to move on to another birthday party arc this time the guest of honor is our boy rudeus
he's so touched by the event that it brings a tear to his eye he just can't believe that his
parents would come all this way just to see wait where are rudy's parents who is supposed to invite
them meanwhile the sky waifu has been causing more and more monster attacks and even the safest of
they've already put the maid's daughter to work while her half-sister sits
there sucking her thumb this reeks of trauma speaking of trauma rudy leads
his class out into a field to perform his strongest spell for the first time since
the incident and things don't really go any better this time see ya
coming too rudy finds himself in his old body
sitting in an endless white void all alone except for
Ahh! Oh it's just Eris
Whoa! Oh phew it's just a superd "ahhhh" chill out spazz superdia was quick to join the hare- i mean team and vows to
escort the kids on their long journey home and in return rudy vows to help sway the public's opinion
have you seen this man the first sign of civilization turns out to be the hometown
of none other than "roxy!" and oh okay that actually explains a lot
chatting with roxy's parents rudy learns her true age
wait but that means
roxy being in rudy's harem practically makes him family
the purple peeps let them rest up and resupply before continuing on in their travels they soon
find themselves at the city of rikarisu which was built as a shrine to the one true best girl
so its people do not take kindly to Kuminites Nibutanians or worst of all shichimians
and rightfully so unfortunately however superdia has already earned the nickname
trash taste so they need a disguise before they can enter the sacred city
oh hedgehog droppings perfect once inside they do their best to lay low
in order to stop the bullies they reclaim the name trash taste for themselves and officially
form a party in order to be eligible for health benefits and paternity leave which they might need
sooner than you'd think but little did they know rudius isn't the only one capable of reincarnation
that's right basashi is back and seeking revenge for his betrayal forcing trash taste to retreat
back to their inn where eris befriends another party the only way she knows how
zero two big bird and machamp invite them to merge parties and create the
greatest crossover episode of all time but naturally they refuse cause yeah neighbor kids
this guy again all right make it quick
consider it done because it literally is easiest quest ever oh hey it's another lol-izard i wonder
if he's related to roxy
"and that kids is how i met your mother that's it?"
they blackmail the surviving pet nappers into doing quest tradesies so the trash tasters the members of trash taste
can finally raise enough money to get their new cryptocurrency haremium off the ground
hashtag haremium to the moon now that they can get a job more fit for their talents they head
out into the woods for a test of courage but before even reaching the scariest part
they bump into the neighbor kids who are in way over their heads so in order to protect them rudy
agrees to follow them around from a safe distance and big bird's dead nice work team all right who's
going to tell elmo "what" rudy's overconfidence has finally caught up with him and his attempt to show
off resulted in the death of an innocent child something superdia won't stand for
wait did he just toss big bird's carcass into his backpack whoa that's the biggest snake i've seen
since minami as a water type wizard rudius channels the power of aqua and is totally [____]
useless panicking he casts the one summoning spell he knows best
they return home with their spoils but Basashi is one step ahead of
them and blackmail-ceptions them into sharing a percentage of their profits
with no options left superdia rips off his disguise and reveals his true nature
"t- t- t- trash taste!"
hey- hey- Basashi why the long face i tried really hard not to say it well that was a bust earning no money and
killing several people they move on like nothing happened because it didn't they're literally in
the exact same place they were two episodes ago except now now they've got the power of friendship
on their side and maybe that was the real harem all along if you enjoyed this video i've got a
playlist of ones just like it you can watch here and if you want a chance to win your own incogneeto
shirt all you have to do is be subscribed and let me know what anime you'd like to see me do next
in the comments below thanks so much for watching and i'll see you neets next time