- [Producer] It's a type of chocolate, Paul.
- Dark chocolate... white chocolate!
Yeah, yeah, we're trying white chocolate, yeah baby!
I love white chocolate, yes!
(cheerful jazz)
- Are we going like white chocolate across
like different brands, so like you got the
white peanut butter cups
- Ooh
- And the white Kit Kats.
- Ooh
- I feel like I've just lost all trust when you're
like white chocolate crickets or something like that.
- They're going to put a stupid nut in there,
and there's no need.
- Oh, Oh my God.
- Macadamia
- I can't imagine anything more disgusting
in the entire world
than white chocolate and peanut butter.
The idea of peanut butter ruining white chocolate.
- He's setting up a bib here I think.
- No
- There better be a peanut butter white chocolate in there
- No, please don't.
(cheerful jazz)
- Oh, these are just plain.
- Oh okay
Oh man
- Well, this could be nice
- This is fun because it's like a sweet
we all know and love but it's different.
- Yeah
- Okay, I love white chocolate and M&Ms what can go wrong?
- Look how orange the orange ones are
That's way more orange than I have-
Look at the yellow it's so bright!
- (laughs)
- Mm
- It's like a bland M&M, but it's not terrible.
- No, they're actually quite nice.
- Mm
I'm amazed at how white chocolatey these are.
- I think I prefer normal M&Ms,
which is a big thing for me to say
because I love white chocolate
- Yeah the chocolate in M&Ms is never the best chocolate.
They're not terrible.
- I'm going to have one of them,
Cause it's going to be white chocolate.
And that one because it's going to be white chocolate.
Ooh yeah.
- This is so sweet. This is just lovely to witness.
- There's not a lot going on it's very bland.
It's like the white wrapper M&M.
- Good start
- Yeah, they're definitely not as bad as I was expecting.
- There's no way you could hold
one of the M&Ms on your tongue and let it melt.
The temptation to bite would be to real.
I dare you to hold that for the rest of the shoot.
Little bite, nope, too late, can't (distressed sounds)
That was impossible.
- Could have been worse. Could have had peanut butter in it.
- Just you wait and see, George.
- Don't ruin things I love.
Don't make me watch Mad Max for you
and then slide a teaspoon of peanut butter into my mouth
(cheerful jazz)
- Ooh (excited noises) it's a Twix! It's a white Twix!
- Ooh
- Yay! Oh this has to be good.
- Twixes are grand to begin with.
(laughs) I'm so negative in this video,
but like, do you love a Twix?
- I never buy a Twix.
- Well, I've got a few Twix up my sleeve. (laughs)
- Oh my dear God. The white Twix is a thing.
- It looks like cat shit.
- Oh God.
- Whoa.
- (laughs)
- It's just a totally different experience isn't it?
- Twix and stones may break my bones,
- Mm hmm
but white chocolate won't hurt at all.
- Don't taste like anything.
- Why does white chocolate make me feel this way.
I don't know how it does it.
- If it ain't hurting anybody, go ahead.
- Do I prefer it to a normal Twix? I think I do. Do you?
- I think I do, yup, yup.
- If you compare this to even the regular Twix
or adding other like type of fingery chocolate.
It would be better.
- Fingery chocolate, yeah?
- Yeah like a Kit Kat.
- Cool okay
- Anything you just bought in white chocolate
like put my hand in white chocolate
It's going to be a better right hand isn't it?
- Can't teach an old dog new Twix
- Twix, Twox, goes the clocks, no? Damn.
- It can be a lot, the white chocolate.
It can be a bit overwhelming.
It can be too much.
Oh Paul's giving me the side eye.
- (laughs) No, it's okay. It's okay
- He's like bitch!
(cheerful jazz)
- You were right!
- I knew it!
- You were right.
- I knew it.
- Oh, yes, yes, yes
- I like that they're minis because
white chocolate is best consumed in small amounts.
- And they're already unwrapped inside.
You don't have to
- You're taking away my favorite parts.
I like to take the foil.
And then I rub it, so you can read Kit Kat,
and then I try and break it right down the middle
between the Kit and the Kat.
- It's like Lego.
- Oh my God, yes.
(laughs)
sorry, sorry, sorry, (laughs)
Sorry, I was that kid.
- I'm going to go with layering this
instead of chomping into it.
- Oh you're going to like-
- Try nibble away at it.
- Aah, you're a nibbler. I'm versatile here.
- No, I ruined it.
- Oh (laughs)
- You know sometimes the thing about white chocolate is,
it's not really there until it starts warming up.
- These are good.
- They're actually very good.
- Yeah. It's the best one so far.
- I think the Twix might be a bit too biscuit, caramel heavy
this is a good mix.
- I do think that the original Kit Kat
is better than the white chocolate one.
Ooh, I am sorry okay.
- Wow... wow.
- It'd be nice over an ice cream.
- Ooh, absolutely.
- This is what I think of when I think of white chocolate
super creamy, if you're watching these
and you're in America and you're like
you guys don't know what you're talking about.
Have these and see what we mean.
- This could be something
that could convert me to white chocolate.
- (exhales)
- They weren't bad.
- No
- And that's really good.
(both laughs)
(cheerful jazz)
- The best thing is-
- It's the final chocolate
- No peanut butter so I'm very happy.
Get the fu- (screams into hands)
I fucking hate you
- Yeah!
- I knew it!
- Yeah, baby!
- I fuckin knew it!
- You knew it and I wanted it to be.
- Nooo
- Do you hate these?
- I just don't care for peanut butter.
- (laughs)
- How could this be wrong? How could this go bad?
You just turned something
that is my favorite thing in the world,
into something that's going to be even better.
- Do you like peanut butter?
I'm sensing you do.
- I don't think I'm going to like these.
- You like peanut butter, so
- Well I do like it, but I like peanut butter in a jar
on things, rather than in bars.
- Not going to lie, this is not going to be one
I save for later. This is going to be one
I'm going to save for straight after the first one.
- (laughs)
- That is the most disgusting white chocolate
mixed with the foulest taste.
- Chocolate may as well not be there.
- Peanut butter's right there, yeah.
- It's the perfect amount.
- Oh, it's like chalk. Fucking disgusting.
(laughs) I hate it.
- It actually is sick like.
- The chocolate is bringing nothing to the table.
- Yeah, and it's already-
- It's taking from the table. It's pulling the table cloth.
Stuff falling everywhere.
- [Interviewer] How does it compare to the last three?
- Really?
- Really? You're going to sit there and say that to me now?
That's like if we've gone to a water park
and halfway through a tornado picked us up
and dropped us on a bunch of cactuses in the desert
and he goes how was the park? What did you think of it?
Well, you enjoyed the first three rides didn't you?
- To be fair though. Oh my God.
That got me going from not to a bajillion
in two minutes flat, and now, I'm literally all gas.
- Mm hmm
- I'm like whoa what a ride.
- I still don't like white chocolate.
- I'm not going to be going out of my way to buy any of them
- [Interviewer] Which is the best and which is the worst?
- What are you... who are you?
How can you come in here and sit every week
and ask us these questions and torture us in this way.
You're like that guy from the movie Saw.
Do you not like your present?
It's a person locked in a bathroom tied to me.
It's a present.
- I literally don't care how much hard stuff
you've given me in all your lifetime.
You've just made up for it, okay, we're even now.
Thank you
- Hi, I'm George Fox
and people around the world are destroying white chocolate
and we need to stop it isn't that right, Justine?
- That's right, George.
- We've gotta stop it.
By just not buying one of these for $2.99 today
- For the rest of your life
- You can save white chocolate.
- I approve this message.
Hey, pull my finger (laughs)
- Huh, that's great, but you know what also is great?
- What?
- When you subscribe to the channel you just click that bell
and then you can pull anyone's finger,
but the finger is a video and it goes right in your inbox
which is what people want.
Have it.