Ladies and gentlemen, who would like to play Send To All?
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
This, of course, is where I take a celebrity's mobile telephone
and send a text to all their contacts of our choosing
and we see what hilarious replies we get at the end of the show.
So let's see who is in the Send To All box this week.
Please welcome the extraordinarily multi-talented and brilliant,
it's Bradley Walsh!
Bradley!
We love you, Bradley!
I love Brads.
So much love for you, Bradley.
Thanks, Mike.
How are you?
I'm really well, thanks. I'm really nervous.
Don't worry, it's really fine.
Don't panic, Bradley.
How are you in your life?
You're doing so many things - you're a very busy man. Yeah.
Yeah.
I am. So, Doctor Who, this is an extraordinary turn of events.
How did it come about, Bradley?
It's not a phone call you were expecting?
No, it wasn't.
I mean, it's a great team, I've got to say.
And the show is, obviously, you know, is just fantastic.
My son is obsessed with Doctor Who.
Yeah, it's really great. It's great.
So Doctor Who is tremendously exciting.
Yes. And then, The Chase.
How many Chases are you doing?
You're constantly being chased.
We make three a day.
We probably make 200 a year.
It's amazing.
Yeah, it's great to be able to do it cos it's a fun show.
I literally get paid to go into work and play.
I don't know who the Chaser is.
I don't see the questions.
But that, I think that's what makes it so spontaneous and hilarious.
Also, you get the giggles a lot. Yeah.
What's the ones that have made you laugh a lot?
Well, the original one...
Fanny Chmelar, of course.
And then you've got Dick Tingler.
Willy Whacker.
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Sorry?
That's my mother. I'm sorry.
Just finally, before we play Send To All... Yeah.
..you're singing, Bradley?
I mean, this is an extraordinary thing.
There's a few people here who are familiar
with your singing.
But that's not to say that you haven't enjoyed humongous success.
Didn't you have something
like the biggest-selling album of last year?
Well, it's the biggest-selling debut album, yeah.
Wow.
And you beat Zayn Malik? This is the thing I can't get over.
Yeah... Zayn Malik went solo after One Direction,
the biggest boyband in the world, and you ended up beating him.
You sold more records than Zayn Malik.
You know, who knows, we may collaborate.
Zayn Malik featuring Bradley Walsh...
..with Fanny Chmelar. I'd buy that.
Yeah, quite. Well, thank you so, so much for agreeing to do this.
You're welcome. If you'd like to pop your mobile phone
into this contraption... There you go. ..I will bring it...
GASPS
LAUGHTER
I thought you were going to catch it!
Bradley, what have you done?!
It's completely smashed up.
It's all right. Here's mine.
Webuyanyphone.com.
Got to be worth a tenner, isn't it, yeah?
All right.
So, I'm going to just move this, and that should come down now.
DOCTOR WHO THEME PLAYS
Oooh!
That's on my next album.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am now in possession
of Bradley Walsh's actual mobile phone.
So if I plug this in here...
Hello!
There it is.
Oh, I smell somebody who's changed their screensaver
for the show.
There's no way that is you, Bradley.
No, that was a photograph I took on a beach when I was
on holiday in Portugal.
I waited for ages for that bird to fly across.
Honestly, I sat there, my wife said, "We've got to go,
"come on, we've got to go."
I said, "No, it'll be here in a minute."
It's a beautiful picture. OK.
Where are you? Where's all this weather?
Almancil?
Where's that? In...
Near Faro, where I go quite a lot on holiday.
Epping?
Epping...
Epping!
You go on holiday in Epping?
Epping is where I live in Essex.
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There you go. Newport.
We've actually filmed Doctor Who in Cardiff,
but I stay in Newport.
And the weather differs massively from Newport to Cardiff?
Shenzhen?
Um...
They do the best crispy duck, and I have it sent...
You've got weather in your local Chinese restaurant?
Shenzhen's in China, and my wife works in China.
Right. Occasionally.
Sheffield?
It's where...
West Hollywood?
Are you on the run, Bradley Walsh? No.
My son's in West Hollywood.
Beverly Hills! Woo!
Look at this.
Has anyone in the world ever had Southend and Beverly Hills
back-to-back?
No. This is a unique phone, Bradley.
Where am I today, oi, oi!
Is it Southend... or Beverly Hills?
Or Cowbridge! Where's that?
It's... It's...
It's a place in Wales. It's beautiful.
Beautiful Cowbridge. La Calahorra?
I have absolutely no idea where that is!
OK. Quick look at some photos.
And this is...
That's my wife Donna with Winston Churchill and Eisenhower.
Really? Were they sitting like that when she sat down?
I'm a bit worried where she's got her hands, actually.
Yes!
She's really into Eisenhower and Churchy.
It's a wonderful sculpture in Old Bond Street.
Um...
I can press play on this.
# Mamma mia, mamma mia
# Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
# For me, for me! #
Oh, my God, Bradley.
Bradley, what's that?
So...
I don't do any social media at all, and I got into Instagram via my son,
Barney. That's called Bradders' Bangers.
Brad's Bangers!
So you're posting these online?
Every morning, just to get people out of bed and get in the kitchen,
you know, laughing and joking, you know what I mean.
You're going to have to post tomorrow morning,
because everybody watching this is dying for the next instalment, Brad.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is a crazy guy!
Now, let's have a little bit of fun with a man who is all about fun.
So, what are we going to pop into your phone?
Singer, actor, comedian, photographer.
"Just woke up...
"..from a power nap...
"..and had the weirdest dream."
Oh, no.
Now, the dreams are funny, because anything can happen
in the dream. That's why we went for the weirdest dream.
"I was lying on a beach...
"..between...
"..the Beast...
"..from The Chase..."
Oh, no! "..and a Dalek.
"Being served cocktails..."
Oh, no. "..by Zayn Malik."
Right, here's where it gets tasty.
"And you were there, massaging...
"..sun cream..." Oh.
"..into my thighs.
"And calling me..." Oh.
You'll like this.
"Your Highness.
"What do you think it means?"
How would you sign a text?
Brad. Good idea.
The text that we're going to send to everybody in Brad's phone
is the following.
"Just woke up from a power nap and had the weirdest dream.
"I was lying on a beach between the Beast (from The Chase)
"and a Dalek, being served cocktails by Zayn Malik.
"And you were there, massaging suncream into my thighs
"and calling me Your Highness.
"What do you think it means? Brad."
Shall we send that to everybody in Bradley Walsh's mobile phone?
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It's a fun one!
And it has gone, ladies and gentlemen!
We will be finding out later in the show what replies
Bradley Walsh gets, but one more time,
a sensational sport, the hilarious Bradley Walsh, Walshy!
Thank you so much.
Very good.
So, let's remind ourselves of the text we sent
into Bradley's phone.
Well, we'll just crack on with this.
This is from Pip Skoda and Steph.
Who are they?
That's Phillip Schofield and his wife, Steph. Oh.
Pip Skoda. I can't believe you've just read that!
That's what I call him, but he doesn't know I call him that.
I can't believe...
I can't believe you've just grassed me up.
Well, Pip Skoda... Yeah, Phillip Schofield.
Phillip Schofield. Phillip Schofield and Steph.
He's just texted... Oh, no.
.."You're just having flashbacks to the summer.
"Wow, what memories."
And he's signed it, "Your Highness."
Gibbo. Who's Gibbo? That's Terry Gibson.
Used to play for Man United and Spurs. Terry Gibson.
Gibbo. Terry Gibson, yeah. "I'm not entirely sure.
"I need a few more details."
Thinking emoji. "What particular beach are you on?
"What cocktail was it?
"And did I make sure that it was a high enough factor?"
Right, OK. Matt Up Yard.
What's Matt Up Yard?
Who's that?
That's...
Who's Matt Up Yard?
It's just Matt up the yard.
He lives at the end of your garden?
It's just... It's just Matt up the yard.
Which yard? It's just the yard.
The yard... Where there's, like, workshops and stuff.
Right, yeah. The yard. Mechanic yard?
Well, yeah, but he wraps cars. A rapper?
I don't mean like he raps cars, he wraps cars. OK.
So, Matt Up Yard, "Seriously, it probably means that you need
"to have a moment to ground yourself and get some quiet time.
"Try a bit of meditation.
"Let me know if you need help with that."
On the side, Matt does all the crystals and stuff.
He does crystals and cars?
Matt Up Yard?
Matt Up Yard. Does meditation and he fixes cars?
Is business not booming?
I'm going to text him back, "Can you do Tuesday at two?"
Oh... Oh, no.
Mandip?
That's Mandip Gill, who's in Doctor Who with me.
"I'm most alarmed as to why you had a power nap at 9pm."
OK. Rick Wakeman.
Yeah, Ricky Wakeman.
Yeah. Wow.
He's just texted, "It means that dreams can come true."
Wait. "I'll bring the sun cream."
Wakeman's on his way over with some sun cream.
One-word reply. "Hurry."
Alex Adams, who's that?
Oh.
That's my dentist.
He started with, "Well, Brad, if that was really meant for me,
"then you've got me worried.
"But if you heard me asking to open wide,
"then it is the sort of message that we send out to patients
"when they're well overdue for their check-ups."
He's a great dentist and I haven't seen him for about a year.
I've got to go. I've got to...
I've got to go, that's the end of it.
I've just got to go. OK.
Just to let you know that Matt Up Yard has answered
the "Can you do Tuesday?"
"Yes, mate. Can't do it here as place full of cars and spares.
"Might be able to shift things around if needs be.
"Let me know."
He's actually never had an appointment ever.
He can't believe it.
"How much will this cost me?"
Oh, my God.
Shane?
Shane? Shane Richie. Shane Richie.
"No idea, but it's a great storyline for EastEnders."
As we know and love him, Gino DC.
Gino D'Acampo has texted back, "Oh, dear.
"You maybe want to cut down on the Viagra.
"I know it's helping you, but it's definitely messing up
"your brain, my friend."
What an absolutely sensational Send To All that was.
Wonderful guest tonight, the fantastic Mr Bradley Walsh, Walshy!
Bradders! Thank you.
There you go.
Absolutely brilliant. One more time for Bradders!
We will see that your phone gets back to you.
Absolutely brilliant.