- Kristin, touch your own lips.
Are you doing it?
- No.
- Touch your lips.
Okay, so touch your own face.
Are you touching your lips?
(whistling)
- Welcome to the first episode of Trust Issues.
- Today, we're going to be doing each other's makeup
while one of us is blindfolded.
- So, Jen, how much do you trust me?
- I trust you a lot.
Do I think you're gonna do a good Jenb?
Probably not.
- I trust you.
- Really?
- Yeah, I do.
- Thank you.
I trust Chantel.
- I think Jen's gonna do great.
I think that is going to be
a beautiful face.
- I think Chantel will do well,
but I think she'll cheat a little bit.
- Oh.
- I do. - Why do you think I'll cheat?
- I think you'll have--
You're gonna run your finger across my face
and figure out what it--
- Well, why wouldn't I?
- Oh yeah, that's the other thing
cause I think we're gonna be
touching each other's faces a lot.
Do you need to wash your hands?
- Maybe.
- And we'll each have seven minutes to complete this task.
Why seven?
Why not seven?
- I think you'll do good.
I mean, realistically speaking,
are either of us going to walk out of this building
wearing this makeup?
Maybe, I'm pretty lazy.
- Alright, let's dig in
to Trust Issues, Volume One,
coming your way.
- Here we go.
- Pow, pow-pow-pow-pow-pow.
- Pew pew pew.
Impact words, go!
- Oh, I don't know where my makeup is.
I know, stepping on the phone, I'm a mess today!
- What is going on?
There's chaos around me.
- These are mine.
These things are mine.
- Seven minutes.
- [Producer] And go.
- Do this.
You doing that?
- Um-hmm.
- Okay, so am I on the hand that's doing it?
- Um-hmm.
- There you go.
- That's my chin.
That's my little mouth.
- Why is your eyeball next to your chin?
- It's not!
- Actually, you're doing pretty good.
- Well, I'm sorry if that was teeth
- No, that is lippy-stick.
- Sure is.
- I know color pop, okay?
- Mommy knows her lippy-sticks.
- Move your fingers to the start of your eye perhaps.
Your eyes are shut, right?
- They are shut.
They are shut as fuck.
- Okay, I need to stop smiling
so that my eyes don't cringe.
- Kiss on your--
- Yep, I'm beautiful.
- So, I can't see it,
but I felt exactly where it went
and that is mid-eyelid.
Oh, that is below my eye.
And we're still below it.
- This feels really invasive.
Well, that definitely was invasive.
- Wait, we're on my nose!
What was that?
Feel for my lashes, damn it.
Feel for the lashes.
- [Kristin] What are you doing now?
- [Jen] This is eye shadow.
- [Kristin] Okay.
- Okay, I'm doing this.
I'm gonna blend more.
- You want to blend the eyeliner.
You blend the liner into the foundation.
- This is the top of the eye.
Your forehead's gonna have some
fucking shadow on it.
Whatever.
- A girl can't go outside without mascara.
- That is not mascara;
that's concealer.
- Gotcha.
Oh, we need some of that, though.
- I'm just moving my face--
Oh, that's my hair.
- I'm sorry, where is this?
What is this? - It's my cheek.
It's my cheek.
- It's the same one?
How many do you have?
- I have two cheeks.
- A girl can't go outside without her mascara.
- We didn't think this part through.
- Blind trust.
Okay, gimme your, gimme, gimme--
- Okay, okay, we're done.
We did that.
- Is this an eyebrow?
- That's an eyebrow.
- Maybe just do the eyebrows.
Okay to fill those in?
- Yeah, go for it.
- Oh, yeah.
You got me straight on the mustache.
- That's how we hide it these days, Chantel.
Wait, let me get the other side.
- I think you got it.
You've--
- Is your lip open?
- Yeah.
- Oh, shut it.
Not in a rude way.
- I have nothing to set this with,
this masterpiece.
I have nothing to set this with.
I guess I just, this is it.
- I know that this was rough.
I have no delusions of grandeur.
This is going to look
like a child's canvas.
- Hello.
- Oh, wow.
The eyeliner is, like, on, kind of.
- Really?
- Well, it's there.
- Well, your hand, ear, face, is my hand.
Okay, okay, we're doing it.
- Right on bead.
- Straight onto it.
We're just going for it.
Oh, sorry, sorry, that was your eye.
- Brushes.
- Lips. - Lipstick.
- Palettes. - Palettes.
- Doing it.
- Yeah, that's some vigorous blending.
- We're in it.
If you want to get it blended,
you gotta use some force.
- Wait, do we have--
Where's foundation?
- This is the foundation.
Friendship.
- Yeah, ah, no.
- This another blender?
- It's another blender.
- Why would you give me another blender?
- I don't know why I did that.
- Why would you dupe me?
I can't find any brushes. - Cold, cold.
- What is this?
- Eyeliner.
- We're going with that, then.
- Just pound it on my face.
- Just pound it on your face?
Is this your face?
- Yeah, that's a face.
- Okay, alright.
Holy shit, this is really hard.
- Okay, where is your eye?
Here. - Right there.
- Oh, sorry.
I don't know where this ends.
I don't know where-- - Just a little beauty mark.
It's good.
- Okay, this is your--
I've gotta get your little nose-y.
- Am I even touching anything?
- You're touching something.
- Those are brushes, yes.
Oh wow, did she use--
Building on a strategy.
- Bronzer time!
I can't open it!
What is this?
I'm just gonna blend it out, blend it out.
It's perfect.
- Oh, you can't help now.
- I can't help her?
- You can't help me.
- Sorry. Tough.
- Don't do that.
- It's perfect, it's great, we're loving it.
How's this?
- That's my ear.
- You know what?
You win some, lose most.
Where's your cheek?
- Right there.
- Here it is. - Yep.
- Ah, colder, cold.
Ooh, hot, very hot.
Red hot, no, almost hot.
- Okay, let's go for some lip-es.
Is this a lip?
- Um, yeah, but that one's confusing
because there's perfume on one side and--
- Why?
- Hot, hot, hot, really hot, red hot.
Oh, colder.
- Bring it around town.
Okay, does it--
Okay, give me one lady lip.
Great.
Yeah, just blend it out.
Nothing a good blend can't fix.
- I'm really sorry.
- It's alright.
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, you are just going for it.
- I'm gonna go for a little highlight
so where's--
- Right there, right there, yeah.
- Here? - Sure.
- Oh my gosh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
- Oh, that's what that is.
Cool.
- Okay, I'm done. I'm done.
I'm not even worried. I'm done.
Honestly, I don't think I did too bad on the lips.
- I think that Jen has a smoky eye,
like a light pink cheek,
and a nude lip.
- What?
What did I put over your lips?
I messed that up.
- This and then this.
- Oh my god.
- Two colors that aren't complimentary.
- It makes a slight,
slight poop-y color.
- Here this will, I think this will help,
make it look better.
- What did I do to your eyebrow?
- Oh my god!
- I made you beautiful.
- What?
I think you actually reversed the colors.
The blush is on my lids,
and the eye shadow's on my cheek.
- ♫ I'm the most beautiful woman ♫
- We did get into shit territory.
Shit being literal poop.
- Yeah.
See, here's the thing that you did.
When you put on the first thing,
instead of, like, doing little swipes,
you just went around
as if you were a little girl
putting on lipstick the first time.
- Love it. - Exactly.
- Oh boy.
Well, okay.
- [Kristin] The lipstick is not bad.
You like a sad eighties clown.
- Yeah, I actually look good.
- I think Devin tried really hard.
I think she was very committed to it.
I think we were both trying to help each other
as much as I was allowed to.
Do I still have trust issues?
Yes.
- I think we learned something today
and it's that no one got hurt,
which means that we're all trustworthy.
- Oh, hell yeah.
I mean, she had her sight taken away from her.
Of course I still trust Chantel.
- Lady trusted.
- Lady approved.
No, I wrecked the palettes!
Well, at least it was for a good cause.
(jazzy music)