so i got college 5 days a week
driving lessons on weekends but I really need to start saving up to move
out hmmm
what’s a fun job I could do with flexible hours that’s not too stressful and would
allow me to concentrate on my college work while earning a bit on the side?
*gasp* hey i know!
i’ve been getting better at digital art lately
I’ll open up for commissions!
okay so i’ll price my stuff a bit lower for now since my art isn’t that great
just drop in some examples and there! my commission sheet is finished
now to post it online and wait for the customers to roll in
huh, still no messages that’s okay I mean I only posted it yesterday
not that many people have seen it yet they’ll come in soon
t-that’s okay.. maybe, maybe it just takes a while for the algorithm to push it into
people’s timelines
ughhhhh okay *sigh* okay, maybe..maybe my prices are still
too high.
i guess my art sucks even more than I thought it did.
alright, here are the new prices come on, someone has to go for this, this
is such a good deal *notification noise*
$10 for a sketch?
wtf
*notification sound* wow that’s a big order
okay, that’ll be 70 dollars.
i’ll send two progress pictures for approval, then when the piece is complete I’ll send
the unwatermarked version after payment.
Is that alright with you?
yup, sounds good!
*drawing montage music*
Okay, here’s how the finished piece looks!
I’ve sent you an invoice, and I’ll send you the full HD file once I receive payment.
Hello?
do you..
not want the unwatermarked version?
okay, that’s fine, it’s not like I wanted
to be paid for those 12 hours of work or something…
Okay, here’s the sketch of how it looks so far.
Let me know if you’d like any changes!
looks great! no changes needed.
Alright, that’s $20 dollars.
Would you mind providing me your email so I can send you an invoice?
..you want me to pay now?
Yes please, once I receive payment I’ll finish working on the piece.
are you trying to scam me?
i don’t go into a restaurant and pay before I get my food. wtf
i mean...some restaurants do that..but okay..
Okay so for everything plus a background, that’s $30.
Could you provide me your email for an invoice?
yeah so I was thinking i’m a bit low on money right now so I can’t
afford that but I do have 10k followers, so you would
get a lot of exposure from it *sigh* Sorry, but I don’t do work for free.
it’s not for free you are getting a lot of followers from it
jeez you artists are so greedy
hhh..i haven’t had a new customer in months, and I could really need some money right now
i guess i should.. draw an example..
*notification sound*
hey ;) oh no
Hi, are you interested in a commission?
oh yes ;) i would like you to draw my character with very big (bleep) and a (bleep) having a (bleep) with
justthinkofthemoneyjustthinkofthemoneyjustthinkofthemoney
while they’re both eating an icecream.
Okay, that’ll be $50 let’s just get this over with
*disturbed drawing montage music*
Alright, here’s the final piece.
Thank you for commissioning me.
no problem.
i like it a lot.
how about I give you a tip for doing such a good job ;)
A tip?
Woah, I’ve never gotten a tip before.
that’s really cool.
Maybe this wasn’t such a bad ide- OH NOTHATSNOTMONEYYYYYYYYYYY
okay since my exams are next week I’d better
concentrate on studying.. not like I would’ve gotten any customers
anyway *notification sound*
*notification sound* *notification sound*
Are you kidding me-?