Um, have I been to North Carolina?
We are pronouncing town names from North Carolina.
By we I mean me, by pronouncing I mean maybe.
How hard could it be?
I think I'm gonna do terrible!
For North Carolina, c'mon and raise up
Take your shirt off, spin it around your head like a helicopter...
I'm gonna lose this mic, but I'm gonna spin it around like a helicopter.
No, don't so that? Keep my shirt on? Okay.
Sklee
Ski-lee
Kuh-lay
Sklee-ay
Sky
No, dangit.
Chih-lay
Chili
Okay, so my last name is Schwartz.
Shhh.
Is the correct way to say those three letters.
Shklay, shlay
Shlay, Shly
Sly
Kar-tih-kuh-chy-ee
Kar-too-ghee-hay
Kar-toojee-chay
I should know by now not to do this.
There's so many letters!
Kuh-tawww
Last time they didn't pronounce the CH.
Looks like cartoon with a bunch of gibberish at the end.
Car-too-ga-jay
What?!
Seriously, three F's?
Fahf-town
Pahf-town
You know when someone's like pffff-town.
Fayf-tun
Fuh-fuh town
Puff-town
P-diddy, is it P-town now? Because he changed his name?
Pahf-tun
I'm just gonna not pronounce letters now.
Michelle Pfeiffer, so Fahf-tun
Don't tell me you pronounce the P.
Puh-fahf-town
Poff-town! I was hoping it was poof-town, but poff-town is good too.
Coo-lee-mee
Cool-eh-mee
Hello.
Cool me!
Kuh-loo-mee
Coal-ee-mee
COOL-uh-mee
It's like the town that Fonzie would be from.
That should be Nor-lee-nuh
NOR-lih-nuh
It's like a combination of North and Carolina.
Nor-LY-nuh
It's like if you're in a hurry and it's like where are you from? Norlina.
Cone-toe
It's too obvious.
Cuh-neh-toh-ee
Cuh-new-toe
Cone-ee-ee-toe
That sounds like a new kind of dorito.
Kahn-toe-ee
Cuh-neh-toe
From the makers of dorito comes coh-nee-toes!
Caw-neh-too
Cockatoo
Cuh-nay-toe
Kuh-NEE-tuh
Don't put too much emphasis on the toe.
Everyone knows this one, Buh-ha-muh
Everyone doesn't know this one.
Ba-ha-MAY
BAY-ham-uh
BAY-huh-may
Buh-hama mama
Buh-ham-uh
Buh-hee-muh
Ah-huh-muh
The B is silent.
Baklava.
Bah-HAY-ma
Byoo-fert
No?
Bee-aw-fert
Bee-ay-youu-fort
Fert...I don't wanna say fart.
BOE-furt
That's smart. Make them sound different.
Cho-co-win-ih-TIE
Choco-wih-nih-tee
Chok-uh-whit-nee
Choco-win-ih-tee
Chalk-win-tee
I'm just making sure I'm not saying a dirty word half the time.
Chock-uh-WIN-uh-tee
Yay!!
Tuh-boo-lun. The Z's probably like a T.
Zebras live in Zeh-byoo-lawn
It's the name of a spaceship.
I did not come to earth on the Zeh-byoo-lawn 3000.
Zeh-byoo-lawn
Zeh-boo-lun
Zee-BYOO-lun
Zeh-byoo-lawn
Zeh-boo-lun
Captain, we've entered orbit into Zeh-byoo-lawn.
Sir, it's pronounced ZEB-yoo-lun.
Prepare to beam down.
Core-oh-lya
Core-oh-luh
Well, people drive these every day.
Toyota...
CORE-oh-luh
CORE-owl-uh
Coh-row-la
The yearbook at The University of Alabama is the ka-RAW-la.
Roll Tide.
Ih-kurd
I cared.
Like iPhone, iCard.
It's like a new device from Apple, it's the iCard.
Ee-kurd
Iss-urd
Captain Ih-Kard
EYE-kurd
It's like an amalgamation of all the things that I bleh out of my mouth.
Is this like worcestershire sauce?
Lice-tur
Lie-KY-stur
LAY-chess-tur
Lee-eye-sess-tur
No, that sounds weird.
Lick-eh-stur, leh-KISS-tur
Less-ess-tur
Lake-ester
Drop a few letters? Like a lot of them, just start not pronouncing anything.
Laaa.
LESS-tur
I just knew it! I was like watch, the C is just not gonna be in there.
Chick-uh-mahk-uh-mee-coh
Chick-uh-POW-POW
Like bum-chicka-WOW-WOW
Pfffffff
Chicka-chicka-chicken
Cheeck-uh-mah-kayo-mee-coh
Cheek-uh-mah-kee-moh-koh
How many syllables in this one?
Like seven?
Chick-uh-ma-KOM-uh-ko
What?!
I'm almost about to take this mic off.
I'm so scared to pronounce the first word.
I gotta be very careful on this one.
Few-QWAH Vuh-ree-nuh
Does it rhyme with duck...at the beginning?
Foo-qwah
Is the Q even in there?
FEW-kway vuh-REE-nah
What?!
It's like Few-kway Marina and someone got real confused and put a V there.
I feel like I would do okay in North Carolina.
I would be able to navigate.
To me this was the hardest one that we've done yet.
Puttin' letters together that don't make any sense.
Tryin' to make me say a bad word.
That is bananas. B-A-N-N-A-N-N-A...I can't even. I'm broken.