*Cute af music*
The last thing that we have
on our little sidebar is
DO NOT CLICK
In caps lock *cheeky mouth grab* right
So judging by alerts that
alert you and Trojan viriuses
that download and screamers
that I apparently link everyone to
What is DO NOT CLICK?
*Cute awkward look at camera* Let's find out
*laugh* okay a pop up has
appeared saying HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
-HAHAHA! Right okay
I know what this is, imagine if
there was nothing you could do to get rid
of these POP UPS until you have gone through
every single one of them.
I'm just gonna keep doing pop ups, why? I told you not
to click, but you did! You know
the saying: the freak killed the cat *little dan voice: what*
what an idiot, why did he killed the cat?? Must be
a dog lover... well anyway
what's your name? ok
ok? is that your name? *Dan cracks up*
Dan the comedian! ok
you're like a pokemon!
I-I spelt you're
wrong! UNACCEPTABLE (ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON)
GET OUT TWELVE YEAR OLD DAN!
All you say is your name
lol what a nob *Dan laughs*
look what I've degraded you to, hahaha
what's your fav number? ok?
hmmmmmm, oh i get it
'o' is the 15th letter
and 'k' is the 11th
so that's 15X11! Your fav number
is 165
How smart of me, tell you what
Let's count to 165- ARE YOU JOKING?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
ok? I don't wanna
say okay but I don't have a choice! You sure?
ok? ok!
one, two, three
four, five six
seven, eight
nine, ten, eleven
twelve, thirteen
IF THIS GOES TO 165
I SWEAR TO GOD, I will
be so angry at past me
crap! wait what?
stop clicking so damn
fast! I lost count..
ARE YOU KID- ARE YOU
KIDDING ME?!?!?! Let's start
again! *Dan sassy finger*
one, two, three
Just kidding ;) *Table slap*
HA HA HA! What do you wanna do?
How do you do ok? *Dan cracks up*
*weird laugh noise* oh i get it!
ok, let me go
first! if you say ok you lose!
*Dan regretting his past*
*derpy* ok
omg it's the ok game fool
"you lost n00b" with two zeros
*Dan cringing*
Dan, really? This game is
poo! Let's play this game! It goes
like this... Click ok if Dan Howell
is the best *breaks ok button from pressing to much* fun game eh?
JESUS CHRIST, I WAS SO ANNOYING >.<
click ok! ok
see you are at my command! Kiss my
feet! ok? Scrub the toilet!
ok? with your
face! mwahahaha
say ok if i'm cooler then you- Dan!
Pretty much everybody is cooler
then you! I don't need you to tell meee!
stop saying ok! It's
pissing me off! it's- it- fu-
It's pissing you off? Why you being lippy?
Do want a slap with a wet tuna fish?
Nice proof reading, dan!
You idiot! Say something like
yes sir! yes sir. That's more like it
But yes lord would be nice
yes lord, thank you! You're welcome
You spelt "you're" wrong again
you-YOU SPELT "YOU'RE" WRONG
TWICE CONSECUTIVELY! You can
Go now! Thank god! Later ;P
okay, this must be the end. You hang up.
no you hang up! yooooooooou hang up
*Dan laughs*
I'm gonna cry. Ok i'm bored now
you're bored? hum tee tum
are you annoyed yet? yes
congratulations! thought so :P
What ya gonna do? Send an army of
chavs to kill me *dan laughs*
*Continued laugh* oh wow
remember back when people used to use the word
"chav"! That was Dan's biggest danger
back then! Armies of chavs coming to kill him
Doesn't surprise me if this was how annoying I used to be
if you're on this site when ur
supposed to be doing french works
then ur screwed
you're gonna have to do all of these! Every. Single.
One. Dot, Dot
So then, have you learned your lesson? YES!
Yes! I've learnt my lesson! Let me gooo! It
distinctly says DO NOT CLICK! Ok
Ok ok! Yet you clicked...
I know! Why then? BECAUSE
I'M SHOWING THEM THE VIDEO! Bet you regret it
Now eh? Slightly, yes... Oh
Well! You Sadist
I'm gonna let you go now! Thanks
But *Dan eye roll and sigh* You won't
do it again will you? No... Will you? NOOOO
OOO Dan! That's better! I'm gonna let you
go now! and i don't expect to have this conversation
with you again? NOO MUM!
AHHFFF FINALLY!
Good Bye! Ok
*click*
[what]
*click*
NOT!
ARE YOOOOOUUU *Table slap*
KIDDING ME??!?!?!
ha ha ha bwa ahaha! made you
think! Yeah you-you made me think
k you can stop laughing now
you little shit! bwa ha ha
ha ha ha...
hahhh i think i
might just end this
hmmmmm, well it's been fun! See you
soon! Good bye!
*SCREAM* *RIP HEADPHONE USERS*
Literally I'm gonna invent a time
machine so I can punch you in the face, jowke
with a k (you mean w?) well then
i guess it's ttfn, that's
tata for now! It's a tigger saying
Thank you and com again
tongue face :P hahaha i bet you hate me
EVEN MORE now! Don't say I didn't warn you
Idiot, bwa ha ha
*cute zoom in*
*little Dan dance* and 12 year old TROLL FACE
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*sexy fade out*